@BettyCrocker: As a society, we are going WAAY overboard with the eyebrow thing. Nowadays I feel like I'm in a minority that appreciates natural, scruffy eyebrows. #bernardkerik
@RonMwangaguhunga: As a dude, I follow the cardinal rule: only wax above and between the brows. Once you start waxing the bottom of your eyebrows, you might as well change your name to Joan Crawford and throw a bitchy blond kid through a table. #bernardkerik
That's right, liberals and other homosexuals! The WORLD has just declared Obama to be World #1 Muslin Nazi Tanned Communist of the Universe.
We are the World
We are the Children
We are the Ones Who Make a Better Day
So Lets Start Tea-bagging
Today the world. Tomorrow your secret alien overlords from the planet Zaltron in the Qui'qurk galaxy! Then my son Jay-Jay will descend from Heaven on his flying Tyrannosaurus and defeat B.HUSSEIN OBAMA on Festivus night. Be afraid, liberals! Your fetuses will be liberated. Er, only the white ones. The black ones might one day want to become President.
@saythatscool: I am too old for all this shameless rock and roll disco business. That kid needs to pull up his pants! And too much happiness triggers my IBS. Besides I am not too fond of Mexico.
Chicago needs much more important things than a silly sport tourney where people throw discs and jump with sticks and whatnot. Too bad Obams wasted all that time and fuel.
Banned from the IOC... O.K.
We never much liked campaigning there anyway.
They said they only wanted well behaved boys,
Do they think hope and change are just fucking toys?
Fuck 'em, I've chosen to make my stand,
Against what I feel is wrong with this ban.
They just sit there on their underfed arses,
Feeding off the ethnocentrism of our classes.
Pareene, why does your writing read like some 19 y/o drafted it in Sociology: 101?
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What, his double-chin wasn't flattering? #bernardkerik
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He looks like Mr. Potato Head - and WTF with the Jessica Rabbit eyebrows? #bernardkerik
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10/02/09
We are the World
We are the Children
We are the Ones Who Make a Better Day
So Lets Start Tea-bagging
Today the world. Tomorrow your secret alien overlords from the planet Zaltron in the Qui'qurk galaxy! Then my son Jay-Jay will descend from Heaven on his flying Tyrannosaurus and defeat B.HUSSEIN OBAMA on Festivus night. Be afraid, liberals! Your fetuses will be liberated. Er, only the white ones. The black ones might one day want to become President.
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Couldn't you have sent Liza Minnelli a clue?
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Obama + Michelle x Oprah= Zero
10/02/09
So -Obama = Michelle x Oprah
But
Obama = AntiChrist
Therefore
-AntiChrist = Michelle x Oprah = Christ!
Is this right?
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Also, every time a woman turned down a drink from me. There is nothing like keeping the money in your pocket!
10/02/09
If were those hipsters, I'd seek asylum in Canada for a couple of months.
10/02/09
Goddamn I know it's Friday but still. WAKE UP
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10/02/09
We never much liked campaigning there anyway.
They said they only wanted well behaved boys,
Do they think hope and change are just fucking toys?
Fuck 'em, I've chosen to make my stand,
Against what I feel is wrong with this ban.
They just sit there on their underfed arses,
Feeding off the ethnocentrism of our classes.
Pareene, why does your writing read like some 19 y/o drafted it in Sociology: 101?
10/02/09
... or, you know, World Suddenly Realizes They Don't Want To Spend A Month In Chicago In August.
Same thing, really....