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hipsters
Omg, WTF Did Hipster Power Child Cory Kennedy Do at Art Basel?
God, last weekend's Miami art-fest looked just as miserable as the art market is feeling right now—especially when narrated by an 18-year-old homeless-looking hipster CobraSnake It Girl.
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By SheilaComment by bjonston: "Remember, though! This girl is working ("working") in media and you (not I) are not." My brother, the struggling actor uses... 21 Responses | Other threads
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Klonopin Drug of Choice at Nylon, According to Power Children
Earlier, we called for Brit teen socialite-cokehead and It Child Peaches Geldof's firing, deeming her a menace to society. And then there's her friend, Internet phenomenon Cory Kennedy, famous for, um, being an "Internet It Girl" and dating that Cobrasnake dude? Anyway, when they are not "writing" and "modeling" for Nylon, Peaches is spilling the beans on what drugs certain co-workers at the downtown fashion mag—who might actually have to work!—are usin'. More »
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By SheilaComment by restoration_rake: Klonopin is in my experience completely ineffective. They may as well be dosing saccharin. I have never understood... 8 Responses | Other threads
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How The Subprime Celebrity Crisis Affects You
So I was in my bathroom last night, flipping through the "It Girl" issue of Nylon* and the whole thing reminded me of another thing I saw but had no desire to post about earlier this week, the fact that Leigh "Princess Coldstare" Lezark was photographed attending at least 21 shows at Fashion Week. Yeah, no one cares! Blame the Subprime Celebrity Crisis. More »
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By MoeComment by the earl grey: odd to think that the "Golden Age of Gawker" [to paraphrase Bruce Jay Friedman's Book Review piece last Sunday in... 2 Responses | Other threads
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Meet New York's Latest "Celebrity" Cokehead!
So Peaches Geldof is moving to New York! And who praytell is Peaches Geldof? Besides the obvious spawn of that Irish new wave guy who might have faded into obscurity had he not gotten enormously rich helping starving African children or something. Well she is an avid cocaine consumer of course. And a socialite with a reality show of some sort in the UK. She missed being born in the nineties by about 200 days, which would make her nineteen, meaning she is off the market right now because she is married to some heretofore unknown "musician" with floppy hair (this happened in Las Vegas of course). She has a sister who is even younger and dumber. And now in the grand tradition she is planning on getting her "fresh start" living in "anonymity" and attending the "educational institution" NYU. Oh yes, and also, "working" at a "pop culture" magazine. Ooooh oooh which one?? More » -
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'90210' Can't Afford Tori, So It Employs Cory (And The Cobrasnake)
Producers for the new 90210 love to release their casting information in teasing increments: Tori's in! No, she's out — but Shannen's back! Also, there are some other actors on the show, maybe (but still no Lucille Bluth)! Now, though, their latest bit of stunt casting has emerged through a source at Nylon, and the idea reeks of hipster verisimilitude and Pabst Blue Ribbon: More » -
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Lindsay Lohan's Facebook Page
Our favorite cocaine-dappled redhead, actress Lindsay Lohan, has a Facebook profile! But it's undercover... She goes by the name "Lindsay Ronson," using the last name of her friend (girlfriend perhaps??), DJ Samantha Ronson. She's friends with Marc Jacobs, his ex-fiancĂ© (and former hooker) Jason Preston, The Hills' Lauren Conrad, model Jessica Stam, random internet socialite Cory Kennedy, and a whole host of other notable idiots. It's funny to see that all these loathsome people are connected, though I guess it makes some perfect cosmic sense in a way. Though maybe they don't all get along. She's friends with a "Hiilary Duff" (a notorious enemy) and, judging by her "Wall," she and model Lauren Hastings seem to be in some sort of fight. Also, as you can see from her "Status," she's totes serious about her new sober living ("It was 430 am!!!" she offers as cryptic explanation for something), even though she's been seen hard partying all over the place. Radar has two theories about the possibly "glassy-eyed" Long Islander). Find her "Wall" after the jump, plus, a profile picture of French toast and Parliament Lights (yum!), from Radar More » -
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It's Cory Kennedy's 18th birthday and "The model / muse / whatever gets some cupcakes!" [Nylon]
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textual healing
Cobra and Cory's Awesome Convos
Hipster party photographer Mark The Cobrasnake Hunter and socialite/internet it girl Cory Kennedy are friends and occasional lovers. They both attended various New York Fashion Week events these past few days, and totes got in touch, via text message, to compare stories and invite each other to the hottest parties (and also to brag about them.) Omg, omg what do the messages say?? Here's one exciting excerpt: More »
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Comment by mitchel_stevens: @Rose: you mean there is more to life than walking two blocks, ordering a scotch and watching muted NY1? more » | Other threads
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odd couples
"Internet It Girl" Cory Kennedy And "Socialite" Genevieve Jones Are Friends?
From the mailbag comes a sighting of slightly dubious veracity but indubitable awesomeness:i was sitting outside at la esquina, and i saw cory kennedy and genevieve jones. they were all dressed up with no place to go apparently because they circled the block a couple of times and then cory kennedy said, "well, we can wake up early and go to the gym! LOL!" i only overheard it because they were standing next to our table when it was said. ugh. genevieve jones is really unfortunate looking, by the way.
Did she... really... say "LOL"? Like, IRL? Guess that's just how Internet It Girls talk.
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By Emily GouldComment by phonywannabe: she is not a nice human, let alone a social. she milks people dry and the wsj exposed the complete... more » | Other threads
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end times
Internet celebutant Cory Kennedy's dramatic comeback starts in Spain! She's on the cover of something called NEO2 magazine. And one of the other cover lines is 'Patti Smith' in teeny-tiny type. [CoryKennedy]
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By Emily GouldComment by The Dewd: Wow, Gawker using the term "celebutant" unironically? What is going on here? more » | Other threads
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Cory Kennedy Famous Enough For Wikipedia, Rehab
If teen fabutard Cory Kennedy, she who dated hipster-documenter The Cobranake, "is an internet phenomenon, the internet doesn't really seem to be aware of that," read one of the posts defending the L.A. gal's deletion from Wikipedia back in November. Unfortunately, the internet's awareness of Kennedy is on the rise again, thanks to a 'she symbolizes the new Internet fame, what does it all mean?' piece that ran in the LA Times's West magazine yesterday. More » -
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Cory Kennedy and Theee Cobrasnake: The Interview You Haven't Remotely Been Waiting For
Lest you think you're suffering from deja vu, we feel the need to point out that this clip is different than the last one we posted in many ways. For one thing, it features not only 'It' Internetard Cory Kennedy having her sleepy-eyed self fellated my Paper's Mr. Mickey, but it also features her boss/molester, Cobrasnake fatty, and some famous Hedwig impersonator or other. Cory says that her role in the Cobrasnake empire makes her feel 'powerful.' Disclaimer: if you want to commit suicide after checking out this clip, you have only yourself to blame for clicking. More »
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By Emily GouldComment by josh speed: see, now i am a bit smarter for this 2nd Cory Kennedy video, because i got gay-shame so badly from... more » | Other threads
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"Internet It Girl" Cory Kennedy's Wikipedia Bio Deleted; Internet Mourns Loss
We don't understand them, but we love the vigilant dorks who police Wikipedia. Choice excerpts from the deletion thread:There is no evidence that The Cobra Snake is itself a notable website, or that the parties she attends are notable, so all the more there cannot be evidence that she is notable for being on The Cobra Snake or for attending parties.
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By Emily GouldComment by SkimLatte: If you're not on wikipedia you're not a real person...for serious. She's just a figment of your imagination folks...move along more » | Other threads
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Live Footage of Cory Kennedy, "Internet It Girl"
Cobrasnake accessory/jailbait/blogger Cory Kennedy on: More »
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By Emily GouldComment by josh speed: Mister Micky just gave me a wicked case of gay shame. more » | Other threads
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