Some people just make us hate art and Nylon mag, even though we usually like them for their downtown oh-so-cool fashion cred. What do we learn about Art Basel through Kennedy's eyes? Well, we go to Walgreens, see a band, get bored, and begin to question the existence and point of Internet video content. Is it really worth it?

Remember, though! This girl is working ("working") in media and you (and I) are not. Maybe we will go work for her.

Boomp3.com

Popular movie star Lindsay Lohan was all smiles as she made her way into a Diesel Party in New York City over the weekend. When asked why she was so excited, Lohan admitted that she couldn’t believe she was attending the event with her personal style icon, Cory Kennedy. Kennedy mumbled something about being equally excited about hanging out with the beaming Lohan. Lohan hoped that the mutual apperance together would lead to bigger and better things such as a stock market upswing and Kennedy’s endorsement of Lohan’s leggings line. Lohan said, “It means a lot to get Cory’s endorsement on a product and hopefully, at the end of the night, she’ll sign off.”

[Photo Credit: Flynet]

*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

What’s the drug of choice at Nylon? “Klonopin.” Peaches was definitely the talky one. Why? “It’s just a very large prescription drug culture.” I asked Cory what she thought. “No comment.”

This confirms our highly anecdotal evidence of Klonopin as a mini-trend for the creative underclass, maybe better than Xanax—not that our shrink is offering to prescribe us any despite repeated inquiries.

Bash Compactor [New York Press]

Of course no one cares about Leigh Lezark and Cory Kennedy and Peaches Geldof and even Julia Allison and no offense but their "zero money down" strategy w/r/t talent! This silly idea of Andy Warhol's about everyone getting to be microfamous is just as silly as the idea that everyone in America needs to own a house when obviously they really don't have the "marketable skills" our society would deem worthy of that sort of security. But we invested then-valuable hours in their crappy fundamentals and look what happened: they and Lindsay and Paris and the pothead socialite tranche and the Kardashian tranche and the reformed rapper concubine tranche brought the WHOLE CELEBRITY MARKET crashing down with them. And now it is up to Us Weekly to make sure Sarah Palin doesn't get elected while we at Gawker educate you in the ways of the new communist regime. Look, it is not like people were paying us to give them "AAA ratings." We hated them all along, every one, but we get paid by the page view. That is how the free market works. Or doesn't, I dunno! Anyway thank you market for rallying in support of us trying to figure out complicated things such as "How fucked are the people who don't actually have any money?" Please celebrate the liquidity while it lasts this beautiful cold weekend!

*My roommate, who incidentally stole my October 'Harper's' but that's okay because if she hadn't bought the last like 90 rolls of toilet paper I would be using it to clog the toilet, is the subscriber.

Nylon, duh. They also gave a column to Cory Kennedy, remember?

Anyway, congrats on the gig, Peaches, and welcome to New York. When you find yourself stepping a little livelier and being unfriendly to people that's when you'll know you're home.

ThisIsLondon

We camped out on the 90210 set during pilot production, and cheered on our favorite new cast members - Cory Kennedy and Mark Hunter, aka The Cobrasnake, who both appear in the show's first revival episode.

Will Cory teach new starlet AnnaLynne McCord how to pose for internet paparazzi? Will Mark find a new muse in returning diva Shannen Doherty?

Sorry, we can't reveal everything, at least not all at once. The first episode airs on September 2 on the CW. Tune in and see why our whole office is calling it NYL0210...

If you're unfamiliar with these two staples of Hollywood nightlife, The Cobrasnake is LA's best-known party photographer, and Cory Kennedy is his hipster muse. While some may quibble about their inclusion, we can't wait for the inevitable, Cinespace-set scene where Cobrasnake's lens captures Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth engaging in a Red Bull-fueled smackdown (as DJ Steve Aoki hastily programs a calming mash-up from his 3G iPhone).

[Photo Credit: Getty Images, AP]

• AND STARRING MARK AND CORY, AS THEMSELVES [Nylon]

CORY NYC: V gallos herre
COBRASNAKE NETFLIX NEW YORK: Nice
COBRASNAKE NETFLIX NEW YORK: I think I'm gonna come
CORY NYC: Hurry
CORY NYC: Srsly

i was sitting outside at la esquina, and i saw cory kennedy and genevieve jones. they were all dressed up with no place to go apparently because they circled the block a couple of times and then cory kennedy said, "well, we can wake up early and go to the gym! LOL!" i only overheard it because they were standing next to our table when it was said. ugh. genevieve jones is really unfortunate looking, by the way.

The Wiki dorks have responded by reinstating Kennedy's entry. Everyone who's read the article—"We are in Cory Kennedy's bedroom. Present are Cory, Hunter, this reporter and Nate Van Dusen, a filmmaker who is featuring Cory in a new documentary. It's one of those media-age moments: a documentarian filming a photographer shooting a journalist interviewing a teenager"—has responded by projectile vomiting. We assume.

One source of hope? Kennedy's parents have finally shown the barest glimmer of responsibility, placing her in a "nonpublic therapeutic placement for kids with various types of learning, behavioral and emotional problems." But that may be small consolation to Slate columnist Timothy Noah, who on Friday bemoaned his own unfortunate deletion from Wikipedia— he had failed to meet the site's notability requirements. Though Noah was reinstated after his article was posted, he might consider taking steps to prevent future deletions. Having sex with a much older man? Or like buying a skull-patterned scarf at the very least.

The Secret Life of Cory Kennedy [LAT]
Evicted from Wikipedia [Slate]
Earlier: "Internet It Girl" Cory Kennedy's Wikipedia Bio Deleted; Internet Mourns Loss

Cory Kennedy and Cobrasnake Talk to Mr. Mickey [Papermag]

Earlier: Live Footage of Cory Kennedy, Internet It Girl

There is no evidence that The Cobra Snake is itself a notable website, or that the parties she attends are notable, so all the more there cannot be evidence that she is notable for being on The Cobra Snake or for attending parties.

If she's an internet phenomenon, the internet doesn't really seem to be aware of that.

If the girl actually sticks around, there'll be media, and you can rewrite the article about her then. Does it really hurt that much if the interweb's flavor of the month doesn't automatically get a Wikipedia article? There's something to be said for standards.

Earlier: Live Footage of Cory Kennedy, Internet It Girl