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    Image of evilbeet evilbeet
    10/11/09

    In reply to Costumes That Don't Work Quite As Well In, Say, Arkansas
    The first several times I read that sentence I was picturing Bernie Mac and trying to figure out what the big problem would be in Arkansas.
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    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    10/11/09

    In reply to Costumes That Don't Work Quite As Well In, Say, Arkansas
    Mask of the Red Ink?
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    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    10/11/09

    In reply to Costumes That Don't Work Quite As Well In, Say, Arkansas
    Those lucky investors who got in early are guaranteed -- guaranteed! -- 50% returns on their money by Thanksgiving!
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    Image of Brian Fowler Brian Fowler
    10/11/09

    In reply to Costumes That Don't Work Quite As Well In, Say, Arkansas
    Pffft, You want real scary, three words; Sarah Palin Mask. You Betcha
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    10/11/09

    In reply to Costumes That Don't Work Quite As Well In, Say, Arkansas
    But are they going to be dressed as a "sexy" Bernie Madoff?
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    Image of Charlotte Rae's Web Charlotte Rae's Web
    10/08/09

    In reply to #1 Girl Costume: Sex Perv
    oh god i'm so glad my kid is going as Nancy Drew this year
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    Image of Mr. B. Mr. B.
    10/08/09

    @Charlotte Rae's Web: Here's some further reading on that subject: [www.bostonphoenix.com]

    "The dirty little secret of Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys ... is that they’re all about sex. Sure, it’s often sublimated sex aimed at an audience between the ages of nine and 15 — but they are, indeed, smoldering with unmistakable eroticism. That is why — surprise! — they are so popular."
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    Image of Magister Magister
    10/09/09

    @Mr. B.: That was an interesting and entertaining read, but I think the author's really reaching to prove their own point, when they call "hidden compartment" passage "unmistakable eroticism".

    Still a good read and definitely worth a few minutes, but one also has to consider that though his point might have some kind of (fantasy?) relationship with the originals, they still make Nancy Drews today.

    (Though my daughter prefers the old ones because a lot of the new books are crap... hmmm?)
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    Image of Proofer3 Proofer3
    10/08/09

    In reply to #1 Girl Costume: Sex Perv
    Little girls have known how to work the sexuality angle since Cain's little sister first wanted attention from Adam.
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    10/09/09

    @Proofer3: She wanted to diddle her grandpa?! Eww!
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    Image of Proofer3 Proofer3
    10/12/09

    @Trai_Dep: No, Cain was Adam's second son (and Seth was his third), and so Cain's sister would have been Adam's daughter. And it's called the Electra complex - Jesus, how do I know all this stuff? I terrify myself.
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    Image of Magister Magister
    10/08/09

    In reply to #1 Girl Costume: Sex Perv
    I realize it's just part of their template, but after looking through the gallery, I thought the "Share and Enjoy" toolbar header could be a little unfortunate.
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    Edited by Magister at 10/08/09 8:31 PM Magister was starred Magister was unstarred
    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    10/08/09

    In reply to #1 Girl Costume: Sex Perv
    This is what happens when you take the zombies out of Halloween.
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    Image of MiniMencken MiniMencken
    10/08/09

    In reply to #1 Girl Costume: Sex Perv
    My God, Sheeple! Can't you see that the little girls are engaging in an act of appropriation, that they're recontextualizing the signifiers of their objectification? It's just so obvious!
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    10/08/09

    @MiniMencken: That's what I meant to say. Totally.
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    Image of Conrad Conrad
    10/08/09

    In reply to #1 Girl Costume: Sex Perv
    Just because they make something, doesn't mean you have to buy it. If you don't like it, don't buy it. Don't get all pissed off because it exists. Slutty kid costumes are a good resource for little people that need slutty costumes.
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    Image of blix blix
    10/08/09

    @Conrad: I never thought of it as a resource. We must conserve and recycle so we can achieve slutty sustainability.
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    10/08/09

    @blix: I hear Iran is secretly developing Weapons of Mass Sluttiness. Drop it on a country and all of the females start wearing jeans that are cut off right at the butt.
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    Image of Conrad Conrad
    10/08/09

    @blix: We must adapt to our surroundings. Not we as in little people, as I'm not one, but we in the general sense.
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    10/08/09

    In reply to #1 Girl Costume: Sex Perv
    In Texas girls have birthday parties at Sweet & Sassy, where they arrive in pink limos. We're all barbies now.
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    10/08/09

    @Btwbfdimho:
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    Image of Miss Anita Manbadly Miss Anita Manbadly
    10/08/09

    @Btwbfdimho: One the right hand, I'm shocked, shocked and deeply saddened at this. On the left hand, I'm thoroughly jealous at the little bitches because I didn't get to have a pink limo or anything like it pre or post menarche. Damn them to Jonas Brothers Hell.
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    10/08/09

    In reply to #1 Girl Costume: Sex Perv
    I just wanna know...who's dressing up as that tart, Teen Dora the Explorer?
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    10/08/09

    @Thatcornellguy: Dora la Sexplotadora.
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    Edited by Btwbfdimho at 10/08/09 2:42 PM Btwbfdimho was starred Btwbfdimho was unstarred
    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    10/08/09

    @Btwbfdimho: Those are Lindsay Lohan's leggings. You can tell.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    10/08/09

    @Thatcornellguy:
    And who knows what's happening to Diego?
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    10/08/09

    In reply to #1 Girl Costume: Sex Perv
    I find only a few of the costumes pictured distasteful. Teenagers can dress slutty because, well, teenagers sometimes are slutty.

    I'm mostly just confused about what this costume actually is: [blogue.us]
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    10/08/09

    In reply to #1 Girl Costume: Sex Perv
    Hmm, I guess I'll have to dress as a true man of the 21st Century.
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    Image of Miss Anita Manbadly Miss Anita Manbadly
    10/08/09

    @Claire Buoyant: That is one hundred percent fabulous. You win the Youtube Searcher Gold Star!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/09/09

    @Claire Buoyant: Oooh, swish! Where is my jetpack?
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