Simon Van Kempen Releases the Worst Real Housewives Single Yet
Between Kim Zolciak, Countess Crackerjacks, and Danielle Staub, it's pretty hard to "drop" the worst single ever spawned from Bravo's metastasizing Real Housewives franchise. Leave it to Simon van Kempen, husband of Real Housewives of New York's Alex McCord, to take the cake with an astronomically bad creation.
Learn More Ways to Stay Classy From Countess LuAnn
Rachael Ray had the Real Housewives of New York City on her show to teach us their life-saving tips. Here Countess LuAnn de Lesseps makes sure we all know which bread plate and water glass is ours. She's so helpful.
Real Housewife Danielle Staub's Latest Aural Abomination, with Backup Dancers
Now that sex tape actress Danielle Staub was possibly fired from Real Housewives of New Jersey she needs more attention than ever. She'll get plenty of negative attention for this performance of her dance single on a local news show!
Is Countess LuAnn Going to Be Torturing New York's Theater Audiences with Her 'Acting'?
Not happy merely ruining eardrums with her aural abomination "Money Can't Buy You Class," Real Housewife LuAnn de Lesseps stopped by off-Broadway show Love, Loss, and What I Wore last night. Word is she's thinking of joining the rotating cast.
Real Housewives of New York Reunion: Here Comes the Judge
Hear ye, hear ye. This session of Real Housewives of New York Court of the State of Bravo is about to begin. We will hear testimony and sentence the guilty accordingly. The Honorable Andrew M. "Andy" Cohen is presiding.
Countess LuAnn Mocked by Interns on Live Television
Countess LuAnn de Lesseps aural abomination, "Money Can't Buy You Class," continues to amuse. She performed the song on an LA morning show earlier this week. The station's interns laughed at her while she performed.
Real Housewives: Money Can't Buy LuAnn Class (Or a Singing Career)
Raise your glass, because on the season finale of The Real Housewives of NYC, Countess LuAnn finally debuted her new hot mess of a single, "Money Can't Buy You Class." Elegance may be learned, but so are lip-syncing skills, LuAnn.
Countess LuAnn's Music Video Beauty Secrets Revealed
Real Housewife Countess LuAnn de Lesseps' first music video was leaked last week. After wondering what she did to get her face to look so different, we talked to the creative director of the shoot. He revealed all.
Countess LuAnn's Music Video Makes Her Face as Unrecognizable as Her Voice
How did this music video for Real Housewife Countess LuAnn De Lesseps' aural abomination "Money Can't Buy You Class" exist for three days without us seeing it? It's because they've completely rearranged her face!
Countess LuAnn's Dreadful Single Actually Good for Producer's Career
Chris Young, the man who made New York Housewife LuAnn de Lesseps' musical abomination "Money Can't Buy You Class," says he gets 1,400 emails a day from people who want to work with him. Have they heard the song?
Countess LuAnn's Singing Voice Has Been Secretly Terrorizing the World for Years
We thought the aural crimes of Countess LuAnn's single were bad enough, but now she says she's always singing at dinner and at concerts at her kids' school. There's no auto-tune in real life. Think of the children, Crackerjacks!
Reality Star Chastises Oversharers, Irony Causes World to Burst Into Flames
Countess LuAnn of Crackerjacks, Real Housewife of New York, thinks Megan Fox's sexual revelations are just too much. "Megan Fox has a tendency to overshare... there is usually an ulterior motive for revealing so much about one's private life." [OK]
The Real Housewives of New York Adds a Second New Non-Housewife
We already introduced you to (kinda) socialite Sonja Morgan, but Bravo rocked our world this morning by announcing that they've added another lady to their cast of ditzy dames. So, who the hell is she?

