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    Countess Divorceé Will Have to Make Do With $55 Mil

    Countess Divorceé's Hubby Is World's Biggest Pussy

    Countess Divorcée Was Background Noise Just Like the Dog, Sez Hubby
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    07/17/09

    In reply to Countess Divorceé Will Have to Make Do With $55 Mil
    He had to divorce her, it was a matter of life (after death) and death. Look at the bloodsucker, he obviously was not receiving nourishment from that Ice Queen's blood.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    07/14/09

    In reply to Countess Divorceé's Hubby Is World's Biggest Pussy
    So the bid-ask is $43 mil and $100 mil? The savings of "a little in divorce payouts" that you find "fascinating"= $57 mil. No wonder he's fighting - his self-esteem and dignity ain't worth $57 extra-large.
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    Image of irishbreakfast irishbreakfast
    07/14/09

    In reply to Countess Divorceé's Hubby Is World's Biggest Pussy
    Dude's not only a world-class pussy, can't he afford a thesaurus? "supercillious," "swaggering," "disdainful" would all be better than nattering on about "imperious." Overweening, anyone?
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    07/14/09

    In reply to Countess Divorceé's Hubby Is World's Biggest Pussy
    Somewhere there is a first wife laughing her ass off.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    07/14/09

    @son of spam: You mean, the one he was married to for 30+ years and had 3 children with? And what do you bet the kids are helping to convince Dad to preserve that inheritance, what with all they and Mom went through?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/14/09

    @son of spam: Indeed. Oh spammy, this post is taking me back to March, when the world of Gawker was still a cozy little vespiary of sexy fun and the safe words were "Vera scarf." But now our comrades are falling by the wayside. Why, TableNine and saythatscool have been killed and Captain Fantastic lost his star. I think I'm pretty much done here.
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    Image of crotchety crotchety
    07/14/09

    @BookishLookish: I haven't seen scrollock around here in quite some time either.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/14/09

    @crotchety: I know, and quel drag.
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    Image of crotchety crotchety
    07/14/09

    @BookishLookish: I jut found her in Gossip Roundup. All is not lost.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    07/14/09

    @BookishLookish: Capt. Fantastic lost his star, and crazy momo found it. Bizarro World.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/14/09

    Bunch of farkakteh, dicked-up nonsense this is. I'm going to beat that Foster Kamer like a red-handed stepchild when I catch his punk ass.@FormerEnglishMajor:
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    07/14/09

    @BookishLookish: Hey, why would you care about your customer base if you let your product fall into disrepair?
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    07/14/09

    @BookishLookish: Sweet as honey, baby. Laughs at the bar and kisses in dark corners. Not any more. Why have commenters at all if the best ones get executed?
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    Image of newsnun newsnun
    07/14/09

    @son of spam: And somewhere is wife #3, probably having her diaper changed.

    Bookish - if you leave, then I have no reason to get on the internet.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/14/09

    @newsnun: I'll promote that! Check your PM, sweets.
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    Image of spotted-dog spotted-dog
    03/26/09

    In reply to Countess Divorcée Was Background Noise Just Like the Dog, Sez Hubby
    okay my great-great-grandmother was born at number 10 downing street - the last birth there - so can i at least be a count? she's distantly related to a swedish guy who carries the title of count, so there.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    03/26/09

    @spotted-dog: Given that address, wouldn't requesting an Earldom be more appropriate? Although residents of 10 Downing St. are kind of forbidden to have titles while in residence, so..
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    03/26/09

    @spotted-dog: Just buy a title like everyone else. Blair must still be doing that on the side, not sure if he gets much commission on the Middle East envoy schtick.
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    03/26/09

    In reply to Countess Divorcée Was Background Noise Just Like the Dog, Sez Hubby
    I feel like a nagging wife when I point this out...but here goes:


    George David was Chairman of United Technologies Corp. He supposedly discussed UTC's potential takeover of 3M with his wife. He isn't/wasn't the CEO of 3M.

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    03/26/09

    In reply to Countess Divorcée Was Background Noise Just Like the Dog, Sez Hubby
    Didn't she have to duck sniper fire in St Moritz?
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    03/26/09

    In reply to Countess Divorcée Was Background Noise Just Like the Dog, Sez Hubby
    So did she invent Post-Its?
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    03/26/09

    In reply to Countess Divorcée Was Background Noise Just Like the Dog, Sez Hubby
    Of course he doesn't mean to equate her with the dog-- He's KEEPING the DOG.
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    Image of aurora*raby aurora*raby
    03/26/09

    In reply to Countess Divorcée Was Background Noise Just Like the Dog, Sez Hubby
    Reading that quote was like emptying an entire packet of Pop Rocks into my mouth. Marriage is so nutty.
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    Image of Mymoustache Mymoustache
    03/26/09

    In reply to Countess Divorcée Was Background Noise Just Like the Dog, Sez Hubby
    In a related story, George David's dog is now suing him for $75 million dollars.
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    03/26/09

    @Mymoustache: What a wonderful world!
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