Couples cannot figure out how to sleep together. Teens are too wired to slumber. And celebrities think they're so special they don't even need to sleep. Does this sleep crisis threaten to destroy America? You could say that, yes.
Chelsea and Marc walking down Park Avenue in May 2006. [Photo via Bauer-Griffin]
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Professional homosexual and scuttled cosmonaut Lance Bass is apparently digging through Marc Jacobs' compost heap. The NSYNCer has been seen canoodling with the fashion designer's ex, Lorenzo Martone, at various fashion events and trendy restaurants. Somewhere, Joey Fatone broods jealously.
A couple tracked down Jason Segel, an ordained minster, by placing fliers all over his neighborhood. Once he got in contact with the couple, he realized how in love they were, and agreed to marry them on The Tonight Show.
Would you like to hear the romantic story of "James" and "Maura," the Irish couple who fell in love and had a child after meeting at a nightclub? What if I told you that "James" and "Maura" were half-siblings?
When your the only bro in the bro-gang that's got a gal, you'll probably have to defend her honor over a slight at some time. This creative video will give you a vague idea of how to go about that.
If you were one of the guests who received a custom-made 8-bit video game wedding invitation in the mail, would you spend the time trying to win the game in order to find out the details of the ceremony?
Did Niko and Darina just beat out what we had previously crowned the most epic wedding announcement ever?
Unmarried couples are increasingly living together, even though it doesn't improve your chance of a successful marriage. Births are up—but infertility gives guys cancer. What does this all mean? We're all going to die alone.
Need your fix of romance post-Valentines? Need to convince that special someone that shooting up is super-gross? The first of the "Swansea Love Story," a VBS documentary following the ups and downs of a Welsh junkie couple, has been released.
Iris defies the Q&A format of the Ask Wendy segment and declares that she doesn't feel like having sex. Wendy's suggestions include euphemisms for "just let him stick it in you" and checking hormone levels.
Today's show was a dating dealbreakers-themed episode, so it naturally touched on sexual experiences that leave a little something to be desired.
This girl wanted to find Mr. Right and what she got was Mr. Wong. With what looks like 6 inches between them, this couple exceeds the standards of a normal wedding announcement with this epic proclamation of their love.
The Doctors' round table of physicians discussed merits and difficulties about male birth control. It was not much of a surprise to hear the three male doctors disapprove, leaving the sole Lady-Doc to present the facts all on her own.
The idea of getting a hickey after the age of 17 seems ridiculous, but as many drunken nights on the Lower East Side have proven, it still happens more than you care to admit. Lose the bruise with these tips.
Ladies, is your main squeeze not exposing you to his adenoidal voice over the phone enough? Use these tips to get him to turn off the XBox and actually give you a ring.
This billboard went up near Times Square recently. It shows Charles Phillips and YaVaughnie Wilkins—a couple of ordinary people—and directs you to visit their website, which is full of photos of them. Why?
In all fairness, it is difficult to pull off a wedding without knocking something over or accidentally telling someone to kill someone. Weddings, am I right?
Houston's KIAH TV reported yesterday on a couple who won $10,000 after tying for a kissing competition. They overcame a 9-inch height difference (and palpable awkwardness) and kissed for fifteen hours without eating, drinking or being allowed bathroom breaks.
Neil Sedaka taught us many things, namely that breaking up was in fact hard to do. However, what if you aren't sure that's what you need to do? Take the easy way out and go on a break!
Be careful though, the absolute sincerity of this video is undercut by the zany imagery.
CBS's Early Show highlighted a couple who plan to pay for their upcoming wedding by collecting four-hundred-thousand aluminum cans and cashing in their recycling money. Thrifty, sure, but who wants bags upon bags of cans all over your home?
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