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Alec Baldwin Fears Palin
New York, 3:23 PM
Mon Dec 7
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I am sure she thinks that becoming engaged to a real live prince would be a logical next step up from the normal diet of Eurotrash. But anyone as inbred as much of the European royalty would have enough familiarity with the symptoms to spot her as the product of an even more perilous roll of the genetic dice than their own small genetic pond -- third- or fourth-generation family money crossed with utter trailer trash. Brings out the nastiest tendencies in the breed.
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And I don't really want people to see my dorky Confirmation photo (Awkward cleavage. In a church!) and my professions of love for Coldplay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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"You realize most of the people in this blood donation drive are going to hell."
"You realize most of the people in this retirement home are going to hell."
"You realize most of the people in this 3rd grade spelling bee are going to hell."
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Ah, who am I kidding, I have loved Alec Baldwin forever, crazy brain and all, and will defend him through eternity.
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