If the `spawn of a former Yahoo CEO' demands of a bouncer "just fucking Google me, you dumb fuck" then the search wars are already lost, and Microsoft is like yesterday's cavalry.
Oh, almost forgot. Speaking of fameballs -- I was driving along minding my own business, and then BOOM there she was, Julia Allison, in my car, selling me a Sony Vaio. She had a sexy voice, but wow was the whole experience creepy. I nearly drove off the road into a new eurostyle McDonalds where they were serving up thick, rich cappuccinos, crowned with creamy, delicious foam.
Is Elmo short for Guglielmo? Are u guys sponging off my Facebook page again, BTW? I posted a photo of a sculpture titled "Elmo 3" this morning and did a little meniscing about the 80's... #lindsaylohan
It's one thing for the kids at school to call your mom a slut because she's a stripper, but entirely another to call her a slut for boning Fergie's husband all night.
AND it's the Saturday of Our Lives because I'm going in for an interview at Crossroads where they'll hopefully overlook my lack of knowledge regarding fashion labels and hire because I'm just so damn beautiful. #lindsaylohan
I sometimes see Kiefer working out at the Equinox Gym on Greenwich Avenue in NYC (usually when I have a weekday off from work--the celebrities tend to exercise during day when less crowded). He looked and acted like a complete mess each and every time....like he was just off a bender.
@For the Love of Madge: I've seen Keifer twice -- in the Village and near 14th St -- looking like complete shit, like he just stumbled out of a hole-in-the-wall bar. Both times, I was on my way to work..
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Ok, I admit it. I want to see her sex video. You know there's at least one out there, and it has to be good. That mouth was designed for one thing.
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AND it's the Saturday of Our Lives because I'm going in for an interview at Crossroads where they'll hopefully overlook my lack of knowledge regarding fashion labels and hire because I'm just so damn beautiful. #lindsaylohan
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Either way, you shameless self promotion was well appreciated. #lindsaylohan
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Must be serious alcoholic.
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