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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    10/16/09

    In reply to Stop, Jennifer Aniston, We Can't Keep Up!
    There's one thing you can count on with Donald Trump: Projecting his attention whore tendencies onto his foes in sound bytes. #jenniferaniston
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Stop, Jennifer Aniston, We Can't Keep Up!
    I have a sneaking suspicion that Tony Parker will make sure Jesse Metcalfe never gets another erection again. #jenniferaniston
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Stop, Jennifer Aniston, We Can't Keep Up!
    The lesson from the Kanye/Swift debacle was that they are both despicable. #jenniferaniston
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    10/16/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: Why is that poor 19yo girl despicable? Because she beat out Sasha Fierce for a lame-ass video award? #jenniferaniston
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    10/16/09

    @bytememehard: I just thought she was lame when she was finally given a chance to accept her award. And now, don't mean to be rude, I'm excusing myself from caring about this. #jenniferaniston
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    10/16/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: Lame isn't the same as despicable. And she's only 19! #jenniferaniston
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    10/19/09

    @bytememehard: 19 is old enough to be held accountable for annoying me on my television.

    Also, hyperbole -- it's the greatest thing since autotune! #jenniferaniston
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Stop, Jennifer Aniston, We Can't Keep Up!
    The Billy Mays second autopsy was a sham. Wow. #jenniferaniston
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    10/16/09

    @scroll_lock: $10 says the insurance policy doesn't pay out unless there is no evidence of drugs in his system. #jenniferaniston
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    10/16/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: The upside is, if the insurance won't pay they do receive a lifetime supply of Mighty Putty. #jenniferaniston
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    10/16/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: Was his bloodstream Oxycleaned? #jenniferaniston
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    Image of thatgirlinnewyork thatgirlinnewyork
    10/16/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: but they did find cocaine in his system, but the mays family-funded autopsy found that the cocaine had an "isolated" (or some such ridiculous, non-medical term) presence in his body in the days leading up to his death. but it didn't cause anything, as far as they want us/insurers to know. #jenniferaniston
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Stop, Jennifer Aniston, We Can't Keep Up!
    I'll never understand the appeal of ginormous-headed, lazy-eyed scuzzy John Mayer. Is it his irritating warbling that makes them want to kiss him so he'll shut up? #jenniferaniston
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    10/16/09

    @scroll_lock: Clearly, I have spent my entire life expecting kisses at the wrong times.
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    10/16/09

    @skahammer: Evidently your caterwauling skills aren't what they should be. #jenniferaniston
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    10/16/09

    @scroll_lock: But people always want to shut me up -- they just never do it with a kiss.

    I should just learn to pick the git-tar, I guess. #jenniferaniston
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    10/16/09

    @skahammer: Oh, it's usually the ball gag, right? #jenniferaniston
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    10/16/09

    @scroll_lock: Well, I prefer a lacy underthing...but, yes, it's usually the ball-gag. That's been quite a trend you started, there.

    And might I point out that the cherry flavoring on that thing petered out a looooong time ago.
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    03/25/09

    In reply to Sweetbread Piccata iPhone App Makes the Twitterati Go Chris Brown
    That idea is so cordon bleu, I've got to try it.
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    Image of l'analogie l'analogie
    03/24/09

    In reply to Sweetbread Piccata iPhone App Makes the Twitterati Go Chris Brown
    When I read the headline, I read "Sweetbread Picatta" as an exclamation, e.g. "cool" or "awesome", and it amused me immensely. So from now on I will be using this as a phrase. Usage: "That outfit is so sweetbread piccata!" or, "It was a raging sweetbread picatta party."
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    03/24/09

    @Dr.Mrs.TheMonarch: I thought the same thing. It's proof that I grew up in the South.
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