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    Cow's Bid for Freedom Succeeds
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    05/07/09

    In reply to Cow's Bid for Freedom Succeeds
    "click clack moo" is a classic of the genre
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/07/09

    @if_i_only_had_a_heart:


    Duck for President!

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    Image of AvenueOfTheStrongest AvenueOfTheStrongest
    05/07/09

    In reply to Cow's Bid for Freedom Succeeds
    It's like the Running Man. If a cow can escape the deathtrap we let it go free.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    05/07/09

    @AvenueOfTheStrongest: i think i wrote a short story like that for homework in 4th grade, and then i cried
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    Image of Frances Houseman Frances Houseman
    05/07/09

    In reply to Cow's Bid for Freedom Succeeds
    Since when did Suffolk County become part of upstate?
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    Image of muskrat muskrat
    05/07/09

    @Frances Houseman:


    Exactly. Since when is Long Island considered upstate???

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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    05/07/09

    @muskrat: Precisely. Suffolk County, Long Island. Upstate??????????!?
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    05/07/09

    @son of spam:


    Upstate is a state of mind?

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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    05/07/09

    In reply to Cow's Bid for Freedom Succeeds
    How you gonna get 'em back on the farm after they'be been to gay Paris?


    Can someone doctor up a video of two cows singing the parts from the introductory song on Green Acres?

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/07/09

    @depardoo:


    There's a delightful picture book called The Cows Are Coming to Paris that addresses precisely this question.


    As for Molly, I know most animals don't get freaky like people, but it seems perhaps unfortunate that her boyfriend is a steer.

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    Image of Aatom Aatom
    05/07/09

    In reply to Cow's Bid for Freedom Succeeds
    Pixar needs to get on this.
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    05/07/09

    @Aatom: Yes. I've been in dire need of a heart-warming animal story since all the swine flu and Toby Young falling off his bike. This hits the spot.
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    Image of dado dado
    05/07/09

    In reply to Cow's Bid for Freedom Succeeds
    I'm just comforted to know that there are still hippies upstate. And Star Trek. And Democratic Presidents presiding over military quagmires.
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    05/07/09

    In reply to Cow's Bid for Freedom Succeeds
    Munching on organic hay is why I moved out of the co-op in college and came out of the closet.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    05/07/09

    @contradicto: "hay." fnar.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    05/07/09

    In reply to Cow's Bid for Freedom Succeeds
    One of the few instances where "we sent her to a farm where she can run free" is true!


    Such a mooving story.

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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    05/07/09

    @City_Dater: And that's no bull!
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    Image of HowardRoarkLaughed HowardRoarkLaughed
    05/07/09

    @contradicto: Udderly delightful!
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    05/07/09

    @HowardRoarkLaughed: Of course I fully expect Gawker to milk this story to death. But they might put it out to pasture sooner than I thought.
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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    05/07/09

    @contradicto:
    The cow has finally come home.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    05/07/09

    @rudi_freude: It behooves us to ask: Could this be a bum steer? It's a halal of a sweet deal.
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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    05/07/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight:
    Time will tell, but for now that's one cow that's over the moon.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    05/07/09

    @rudi_freude: The new owners better Mollycoddle her, or Elsie!
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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    05/07/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight:
    What a step up, Molly Cow!
    They'd never believe it
    If your friends could see you now!
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    05/07/09

    @rudi_freude: It'll be "The Days and Nights of Molly Cud."
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/07/09

    @City_Dater:


    I had hoped to get in on the pun action, but I've been outflanked.

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    Image of Catherine Zegreat Catherine Zegreat
    05/07/09

    @Smitros: Don't be mad! It was all a misteak.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/07/09

    @Catherine Zegreat:


    It's my fault for slacking rather than sticking to the straight and marrow.

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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    05/07/09

    @Smitros:
    Aw, now don't have a cow, Smitros. Just cowlick your wounds, gird your sirloins, and get back on the cattle again.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/07/09

    @rudi_freude:


    Thanks. I was feeling offal.

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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    05/07/09

    @Smitros: It's late, and the choice postings have been brisket, so I may just be able to round out the string. But this is prime stuff, so don't just chuck it.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    05/08/09

    @City_Dater: Bo-vine!
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