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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    09/30/09

    In reply to Poors Drowning In Bull Semen
    Could we solve the financial crisis if we produced milk from the semen of the poors?
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    09/29/09

    In reply to Poors Drowning In Bull Semen
    So if there's so much milk, why is still expensive?
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    09/29/09

    In reply to Poors Drowning In Bull Semen
    Maybe poor people should just lay off the semen.
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    Image of HowardRoarkLaughed HowardRoarkLaughed
    09/29/09

    In reply to Poors Drowning In Bull Semen
    Last night, I saw a 1/2 gallon of organic milk selling for $6.00 at the Gristede's on 20th and 1st.

    I have a pretty good job and even I was like, "fuck that - I'll get my calcium from Starbuck's drinks and Tums."
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/29/09

    In reply to Poors Drowning In Bull Semen
    # 1 on the Hottest Toy list: Baby Alive Whoopsie Doo.

    I want one.
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    Image of friendslikeJimRome friendslikeJimRome
    09/11/09

    In reply to Harvard Prof Grazes Cow In Harvard Yard
    He's just lucky the Cambridge police didn't show up and beat the tar out of him and the cow. I guess we're all lucky.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    09/11/09

    @friendslikeJimRome: Only if it were a, mm, black cow, and I don't see any evidence of root beer.
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    Image of WaffleTeamStrike! v26.00 WaffleTeamStrike! v26.00
    09/11/09

    In reply to Harvard Prof Grazes Cow In Harvard Yard
    This is pretty funny. Does he have to be dressed like the Colonel too? I mean really? Seems like a cool guy though. He has that kind of voice that can snap you directly into sleep when your sitting in the back row of one his lectures hungover.
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    Dave J. promoted this comment WaffleTeamStrike! v26.00 was starred WaffleTeamStrike! v26.00 was unstarred
    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    09/11/09

    @WaffleTeamStrike! v26.00: It's just his academic regalia, same stuff he'd wear at commencement every year. (Granted, that stuff is super traditional and frequently makes you look like some kind of monk.)
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    09/11/09

    In reply to Harvard Prof Grazes Cow In Harvard Yard
    Finally, there is a place for Julia Allison at Harvard.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    09/11/09

    In reply to Harvard Prof Grazes Cow In Harvard Yard
    All this learning, and he didn't heed the advice of Bart Simpson.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    09/11/09

    In reply to Harvard Prof Grazes Cow In Harvard Yard
    Miracles have happened at Harvard before. Proud "C" student George W. Bush graduated with an MBA, and undoubtedly with the help of many farmhands and handlers (Daddy's friends and knee-cap breakers).
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    Image of krismry krismry
    09/11/09

    In reply to Harvard Prof Grazes Cow In Harvard Yard
    Jersey cows sure are cute.
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    09/11/09

    In reply to Harvard Prof Grazes Cow In Harvard Yard
    dude is just angling for a beer with obama.
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    Image of Astigmatism Astigmatism
    09/11/09

    In reply to Harvard Prof Grazes Cow In Harvard Yard
    I didn't go to Harvard, but I'm still pretty sure I had this guy as my professor for at least half of my classes in college.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    09/11/09

    In reply to Harvard Prof Grazes Cow In Harvard Yard
    This is wonderful. Non-preachy and sweet.

    Professor Darling here reminds me of Joel Salatin whom I've admired for years via the written word-- I didn't know what an engaging character Salatin was until I saw "Food, Inc."

    [www.polyfacefarms.com]
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    09/11/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten:
    I've vistited Polyface Farms, and Joel Salatin is charismatic in person as well, in a good way.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    09/11/09

    @Smitros: I'm jealous. He's a hero of mine. I was pleasantly surprised to see him on screen. So not what I expected.
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    Image of Excited_Utterance Excited_Utterance
    09/11/09

    @Smitros: He is a very sweet guy, and maybe it's just me, but he's got a fundamentalist Christian vibe about him.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    09/11/09

    @Excited_Utterance:
    He is a devout Christian, I don't know of what type, but he led us in saying grace before lunch.
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    Image of Elizabeth Weinbloom Elizabeth Weinbloom
    09/11/09

    @Excited_Utterance: He's not a fundamentalist himself, but he does teach an excellent course on fundamentalism!
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    09/11/09

    In reply to Harvard Prof Grazes Cow In Harvard Yard
    Tony Romo recently tired of grazing his cow.
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    Image of Astigmatism Astigmatism
    09/11/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Can you be simultaneously commied and disemvoweled?
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