Crack-Smoker's Brother Says Smoking Weed Makes A Politician Unfit
Doug Ford, brother of fallen crack-smoker/Toronto mayor Rob Ford, sure has a lot to say about drugs and politicians.
Show Me State Governor Tweets Photo of Butt Crack Voting
Missouri Governor Jay Nixon was not up for reelection last night, but he wanted to be sure everyone went out and participated in the democratic process. So he tweeted a picture of himself voting along with a reminder: Make your voice heard!
Man Sold a Cop a Crushed Up Pop-Tart and Told Him It Was Cocaine
A man who should definitely not be pursuing a criminal career had a rough summer after he not only allegedly tried to sell cocaine to an undercover cop but also tried to rip the cop off by handing him a bag full of crushed-up Pop-Tarts.
Penis Stimulants, and Other Great Tips From Marion Barry's New Memoir
Marion Barry was mayor of Washington D.C. He's currently a council member in the District. In between, he did a stretch in a federal pen for smoking crack on camera. Now, in his new memoir, he can finally tell you about smacking a woman "upside the head" and what cocaine does to his dick.
Florida Woman on Crack Gives Birth in Motel, Bites off Umbilical Cord
A pregnant Florida woman delivered her baby in a motel bathtub, and that's the least bizarre thing about the circumstances of the child's entry into this mad, mad, mad, mad world.
Watch Jimmy Kimmel Repeatedly Humiliate Rob Ford To His Beet-Red Face
In a surreal moment of television and civilization as we know it, Toronto mayor Rob Ford withstood three full segments of Jimmy Kimmel's abuse as a guest on tonight's Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Rob Ford Goes to Hollywood
Rob Ford is more celebrity than mayor at this point, which seems just fine by him. This weekend, Toronto's most famous ex-crackhead will hit Los Angeles for a few of his most high-profile appearances ever: the Academy Awards and Jimmy Kimmel Live!.
Rob Ford Made Friends At a Toronto Nightclub Last Night
It looks like Rob Ford got hammered last night — but you probably could've guessed that. Toronto's crackhead mayor popped up at the club Muzik on Saturday night and he wasn't shy about posing for photos with his adoring constituency. But, then again, he's never really been shy about being on camera, has he?
Obama Commutes the Life Sentences of Six Nonviolent Drug Offenders
Today, President Obama commuted the sentences of eight nonviolent drug offenders — including Clarence Aaron, a man who was sentenced to three life sentences in 1993 for his role in arranging a cocaine deal.
Rob Ford Goes to Church
If you're the Toronto mayor, going to church is one way to redeem yourself for having spent the past few months calling reporters pedophiles, knocking over city councillors, talking about your wife's pussy in public, and, of course, smoking crack. Another way to redeem yourself would be to resign, but that's just not…
Sheriff Arrests Florida Mayor On Drug Charges: "This Isn't Toronto"
Florida has finally found a crime epicenter that it can take the moral high ground against: Canada.
Video: Rob Ford Doesn't Drink, and He'll Urinate on You to Prove It
Whitney Houston's "crack is wack" interview from 2002 has met its match. Its Canadian match.
SNL Brilliantly Skewers Rob Ford and 60 Minutes
Every so often, a beautiful sort of kismet occurs on Saturday Night Live, when a public figure goes off the rails and an SNL comic is perfectly positioned to mock them mercilessly. It happened for Will Ferrell with George Bush and Tina Fey with Sarah Palin. Now it's Bobby Moynihan's turn — and the man was born to…
Charlie Sheen Falls for Fake Story, Writes Bizarre Poem to Rob Ford
Yesterday, the Daily Currant, the world's worst "satire" site, published a fake news story about Charlie Sheen calling for Toronto mayor Rob Ford's resignation. Many, many people fell for the "joke," including Sheen, who was so offended that he tweeted a bizarre apology poem to Ford.
Meet Mohamad Farah, the tipster who shopped the Rob Ford crack video to Gawker and the Toronto Star.
"I Am a Sick Motherfucker!": Rob Ford Is Very Angry About...Something
The Toronto Sun has broken an important turn in the ongoing saga of Rob Ford, Toronto's crack-smoking mayor. A half-hour ago, the Sun posted snippets of a video of a probably drunk and/or high Ford beating his chest and ranting about stripping to his underwear and ripping someone's throat out for calling him a bird…
39 Breathtaking Photos of North America's Most Photogenic Mayor
As we've spent the last several months covering crack-smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, and the videotape in which he smokes crack, we've come to deeply appreciate one thing about him: He gives good face.
The Assassination of Canada by the Coward Rob Ford
Canadians are good people. They are not grotesquely fat like Americans, they are not smoking ghetto drugs like the Americans always do, and they are not running around with a bunch of suburban hoodlums called "The Goonies," which is from an American movie. When the world thinks of Canada, it thinks of artists and…
According to Vice, Rob Ford's spokesman located a password-protected copy of a video of his boss smoking crack online and hired a "hacker" to destroy it.
