Rob Ford Declares it "Bob Marley Day" in Toronto, Probably Gets High

"NOW THEREFORE, I, Mayor Rob Ford, on behalf of Toronto City Council, do hereby proclaim February 6, 2014 as 'Bob Marley Day' in the City of Toronto." Bumbaclot.
Rob Ford: A Life on Facebook
Those creepy Facebook "Look Back" ads that were going around yesterday, where the data-mining concern auto-generated moving short films of your life on Facebook? This is Rob Ford's, probably.
Rob Ford, North America's most beloved mayor, will file for re-election tomorrow. Because why the fuck wouldn't he?
While standing next to his wife—whose pussy he eats—Rob Ford publicly apologized for Thursday morning's pussy-eating remarks. But in the mayhem of the day's second press conference focused on oral sex, a child was hit on the head with a camera and all field trips to city hall have been canceled due to "safety issues."
Meet Mohamad Farah, the tipster who shopped the Rob Ford crack video to Gawker and the Toronto Star.
Today in Rob Ford press conferences: "I was very, very inebriated...I was extremely, extremely inebriated."
"I Am a Sick Motherfucker!": Rob Ford Is Very Angry About...Something

The Toronto Sun has broken an important turn in the ongoing saga of Rob Ford, Toronto's crack-smoking mayor. A half-hour ago, the Sun posted snippets of a video of a probably drunk and/or high Ford beating his chest and ranting about stripping to his underwear and ripping someone's throat out for calling him a bird…
The Assassination of Canada by the Coward Rob Ford
Canadians are good people. They are not grotesquely fat like Americans, they are not smoking ghetto drugs like the Americans always do, and they are not running around with a bunch of suburban hoodlums called "The Goonies," which is from an American movie. When the world thinks of Canada, it thinks of artists and…
According to Vice, Rob Ford's spokesman located a password-protected copy of a video of his boss smoking crack online and hired a "hacker" to destroy it.
Rob Ford's Year of Living Dangerously

This morning, Rob Ford admitted what we already knew: that he has smoked crack cocaine. “Exactly,” the Toronto mayor replied when asked, for the 10,000th time, if he has smoked crack. “Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine.” But how did we finally get here? Let's look back.
WATCH: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Admits Smoking Crack Cocaine
Here, via CTV News, is a video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, who smokes crack cocaine, telling reporters 30 minutes ago that he smoked crack cocaine.
Doug Ford, a Toronto city councilor and brother to crack-smoking mayor Rob Ford, is calling on the city's chief of police to resign because he watched a video of Rob Ford smoking crack cocaine.
Tom Tips Back: Special Tom Tips Edition
We get tips. Lots of them. Sometimes Gawker features editor Tom Scocca responds to them. These conversations are memorialized here in an occasional feature we call Tom Tips Back. In a special treat, today's correspondence was initiated by Tom himself, in a Tip directed at Toronto Star publisher John Cruickshank. Last…
Toronto Cops Are Investigating Mayor Rob Ford's Drug Habit
This morning the Toronto Police Department released a 500-page application for a search warrant used in the arrest of Sandro Lisi, a drug dealer who served as a driver to Mayor Rob Ford. It makes clear that Rob Ford uses drugs, and the police are pursuing a criminal investigation into his behavior.
The Toronto Police Department Watched Me Watch Rob Ford Smoking Crack
Five months ago, I flew to Toronto to meet a crack dealer. We hung out together briefly in a car, he showed me a video on his iPhone of the mayor of Toronto smoking crack cocaine, and then he split. Subsequent events unfolded, and for reasons that escape me and make me fundamentally question my settled views on Canada…
