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When Craigy Met Xenu
Because it's a lovely spring Friday (with birds and sun and loud, thumping reggaeton) and because I'm on a never-ending quest to ruin this website, I thought I'd post another video blargh by everyone's favorite Broadway nut, Craig Stevens. Yeah, yeah. I know. He's a made-up character named after a voice teacher at NYU, but whatever. The videos are funny and depressing. In this installment the lil' diva recounts adventures at Spamalot, worries about work, gushes about some warbly Wicked actress, and reveals that (unbeknownst to him) he was hoodwinked by rascally Scientologists. Enjoy it after the jump. Or go outside. More »
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Jamming Out With Craig and Janine
Perez Hilton made out with John Mayer. Perez Hilton made out with John Mayer. Perez Hilton... Kmart definitely Kmart... Johh Mayer - Oh hi there! Didn't see you. I was just bumbling down a shame spiral, still reeling from this hideous (maybe a stunt?) news. It's been a tough morning already, so let's take a little breather. You all love videos of crazy jam-out drummers, right? And I know you love aspiring Broadway diva Craig Stevens, our possibly-pretend geigh friend from the northern wilds of Inwood who started video blogging his New York adventures three short weeks ago. Though, I almost think that girlfriend Janine ("I ate a lot of Subway!") may be the real star here. She's funny and pleasant and, as far as I know, didn't make out with Perez fucking Hilton. Soothing videos after the jump. More »
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Craig Stevens is Three Times a Lady
Not sure if anyone cares but me, but our dear friend Craig Stevens, (possibly fake YouTuber, Broadway aspirant, and unwitting homosexual) has posted a singing video! He says of the hot clip: "Hey guys...so this is my first attempt at a pop song. I LOVE THIS SONG it's so pretty. Don't hate, I'm learning how to riff! I'm singing this at an open call for Altar Boy(z) on Tuesday!!!!!" The pop song he so dearly loves? The Commodores' 1978 jam "Three Times a Lady." Dedicated perhaps to girlfriend Janine? Watch in reverent awe after the jump. It will remind you of parking at lovers' lane with your special someone, or of sharing a milkshake down at the malt shop, or of the soft mewling of a cat stuck in a hurdy gurdy. More »
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Craig Stevens in Bed
Craig Stevens, our (or just my) favorite potentially fake theatre geigh, has put out another video blog. This time, tantalizingly, he's lying in bed with Miss Saigon and talking about his craft. He's taking singing lessons! Good for him. Sadly girlfriend Janine isn't there (he must have shaved. Get it??) Again, any info you can provide on this fellow will satisfy a shameful need that is buried somewhere in my miserable soul. Video after the jump. More »
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Trouble For Craig and Janine?
Craig Stevens, the clueless, probably fake aspiring Broadway actor, has a new video blog up. Girlfriend Janine is back, talking about her weight loss and displaying a strange, mysterious (and a bit fake-seeming ) sadness about living in New York ("It's tough"). But Craig totally loves the city, so far. Will this drive a wedge between the two? (More than his latent homosexuality already does?) And, more importantly, is this even real? Our crack research team can't find a matching Craig Stevens on Facebook or MySpace, and a Googling for "Craig Stevens Tidewater Community College" yielded nothing. Nothing! Someone please provide definitive proof. After the jump, watch the lovely couple say "super" and "you guys" a lot. Plus "EASTER!" More »
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