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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    11/10/09

    In reply to The Bernie Madoff Knick-Knack Auction
    I am drawing the inference that Bret Easton Ellis never based a character on this guy. #auctions
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    11/10/09

    In reply to The Bernie Madoff Knick-Knack Auction
    Wonder why Bernie was hoarding his "black on yellow 3" initials" in a cigar box? #auctions
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/10/09

    In reply to The Bernie Madoff Knick-Knack Auction
    Because apparently the wooden duck will put my kids through college.

    Where are all the gold trimmed commodes and Faberge eggs filled with money? Fuck that boogie board! #auctions
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/10/09

    In reply to The Bernie Madoff Knick-Knack Auction
    My grandma has a mink coat that has been sitting in a closet for decades; I'm pretty sure various moths have eaten holes through it. Anyway, a couple of years ago my mom was helping them get rid of some clutter and came across the coat. My grandpa turned to me and said, "Matt, would you like the coat?"

    "No, thank you, grandpa."

    "Why not? It's a very nice coat, very warm."

    "That's OK, grandpa, thanks."

    "Why don't you want it?!"

    BECAUSE I'M NOT COSMO FREAKIN KRAMER, THAT'S WHY. #auctions
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    11/10/09

    @mattchew03: Agreed. PETA has it all wrong. Fur isn't murder, it just makes you look like a complete twat. #auctions
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/10/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: But twats have fur, don't they? And they are nice and warm and, I believe, coveted. Now you have really confused me. #auctions
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/10/09

    In reply to The Bernie Madoff Knick-Knack Auction
    Nothing says "old yenta" like that sad, tatty fur in pic 3. #auctions
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/10/09

    @BettyCrocker: It could be turned into a very nice blanket though. Reuse, reduce, recycle! #auctions
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/10/09

    @BookishLookish: The sleeves would make great legwarmers for a hipster! #auctions
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/10/09

    @BettyCrocker: Oh, totes. Hey, it's already dead, might as well work it, baby! #auctions
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    Image of thisiswhatweknow thisiswhatweknow
    11/10/09

    @BettyCrocker: and there are tons of repurposed fur designers that could use a helpful donation #auctions
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/10/09

    @thisiswhatweknow: I'd donate this and only ask for a fez out of the deal. #auctions
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    11/10/09

    In reply to The Bernie Madoff Knick-Knack Auction
    A++ for the "Bullship NY" Boat Bouy.

    That plus the Giant Screw Sculpture he had in the office reveals a level of brilliance that has to at least be recognized. #auctions
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/10/09

    @The Real JR: It's totes meta. Now where is the Dorian Gray picture and why isn't that up for sale? #auctions
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    Image of smithhimself smithhimself
    11/10/09

    @BookishLookish:

    Learning so much about you, Bookish. Get the feeling that you like to hang out at Housing Works on Saturday...searching for bargains among the piles of chazerai. #auctions
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/10/09

    @smithhimself: I spend Saturday mornings in bed. As for picking through schmattes at the thrifts, no, that ship has sailed. I leave that to the broke young ladies who really need to stretch a dollar. #auctions
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    Image of GaryMyMan GaryMyMan
    11/10/09

    @BookishLookish: You can get away with saying "totes" once, maybe, but two posts in a row? #auctions
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/10/09

    @GaryMyMan: I can get away with anything, young one. Now fetch me my chilled cocktail! #auctions
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    Image of jrhys jrhys
    11/11/09

    @BookishLookish: Ha! Well played! #auctions
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/10/09

    In reply to The Bernie Madoff Knick-Knack Auction
    I've seen a lot of potential for poor investments it my time, but purchasing something which labels you as a Madoff--in blue satin, no less? Might as well toss your wallet in the fire and jump in after it.

    I would, however, like to put five bucks down on that life preserver. Bullship! That's adorable! #auctions
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    11/10/09

    In reply to The Bernie Madoff Knick-Knack Auction
    I call dibs on the dogs playing poker. #auctions
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    Image of TriedandTrue TriedandTrue
    04/17/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Spread Into Shelter Category
    Not to nitpick - but Slanket is the OG of these robe blankets.
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    Image of Mediokra Mediokra
    04/17/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Spread Into Shelter Category
    The yellow one looks like what Uma Thurman would've worn if Bill had been hiding out at the South Pole.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    04/17/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Spread Into Shelter Category
    Who exactly is the target demographic for this thing?


    1) Drug trafficker


    2) Snowsuit fetishist


    3) Hot Pocket enthusiast


    4) Wearable bedspread connoisseur


    We're just regressing, people. Resist the temptation, lest you look like an adult-sized "tic about to pop."


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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    04/17/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Spread Into Shelter Category
    Think of the money I could save by turning my heat down to 33 degrees (F). Can't let the pipes freeze!
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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    04/17/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Spread Into Shelter Category
    I'm surprised none of these have flys (flies? I'm sure someone will let me know). What's the point of wearing something that sexy if you have to take the whole thing off to fuck (wild-eyed, dragon-chest tattooed) me?
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    04/17/09

    @prestocaro, emissary of hell: At first I thought you meant fly like a tent fly-- just lie down and drape the fly over you and voila, instant tent/sleeping bag combo. Perfect for back yard winter camping.
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    Image of nirreskeya nirreskeya
    04/17/09

    @Lizawithazee: That's a $99 upsell.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    04/17/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Spread Into Shelter Category
    Whatever happened to a nice cardigan and slippers?
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/17/09

    In reply to Snuggie Wars Spread Into Shelter Category
    Isn't that damned nearly a straitjacket?
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