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    Sarah Palin: Mean John McCain Made Me Pay My Own Legal Bills (Also, You Betcha, Etc)

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    11:43 AM

    In reply to Sarah Palin: Mean John McCain Made Me Pay My Own Legal Bills (Also, You Betcha, Etc)
    This post needs to use more accurate and efficient language to describe her book, and almost anything she says. To do otherwise is to give her room to continue to create mischief. Here's my suggestion:

    "Her book: more lies." #sarahpalin
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    09:32 AM

    In reply to Sarah Palin: Mean John McCain Made Me Pay My Own Legal Bills (Also, You Betcha, Etc)
    Is it possible for Sarah Palin to say or write something that doesn't ooze with smug condescension?

    She's definitely borrowing from Anne Coulter's style of a.) say asshole things that appeal to just enough people to sell some books, then b.) capitalize on your notoriety as an asshole by saying the same stupid shit in a book. #sarahpalin
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin: Mean John McCain Made Me Pay My Own Legal Bills (Also, You Betcha, Etc)
    She actually went through a vetting process? That's rich. And where is all of this going? Is she just going to continue to take jabs at everyone and have them continue to take jabs at her until 2012? #sarahpalin
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin: Mean John McCain Made Me Pay My Own Legal Bills (Also, You Betcha, Etc)
    I liked how her FB update uses BIG, smart-sounding words... "subsequent", "erroneously".

    You should see the responses she got to that, they were hilarious. One guy saying that he didn't even know that people at AP could read?!?? Another guy still referring to her as "Governor" . #sarahpalin
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    11/13/09

    @se7a7n7: You read them too? Reading the inane and often unintelligible comments from her "fans" is a passion of mine. Gosh, if I had a dime for every time one of them referred to her as "Governor Palin" after she quit, I'd be a very rich lady. I also love that the liberal socialists are all apparently frightened to death of a Palin 2012 run for President when in reality that is what we are all quietly hoping for (both for the entertainment value, and because it would guarantee an Obama victory). #sarahpalin
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    12:37 AM

    @misslinda: I had my commenting privileges on her fan page taken away within a few hours of becoming a "fan". #sarahpalin
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    11:18 AM

    @se7a7n7: I'm not surprised. The fans shout "troll!" every time someone corrects them that she's not in fact "Governor" anymore, then they thank you for getting them one person closer to the million mark. What exactly do they think will happen when they get a million fans? She will ascend to the heavens and smite down our illegitimate Kenyan President? It's rather ridiculous. #sarahpalin
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin: Mean John McCain Made Me Pay My Own Legal Bills (Also, You Betcha, Etc)
    This woman is the Julia Allison of politics. I'm not sure who should be more offended by that. #sarahpalin
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin: Mean John McCain Made Me Pay My Own Legal Bills (Also, You Betcha, Etc)
    The only money they shelled out on vetting her was the 25 cent charge to print out her Wikipedia entry at the Wasilla library computer. #sarahpalin
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    11/13/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: McCain and his camp have surely never heard of Wikipedia because it's on that infamous series of tubes known as the Internetz.

    It's more likely he had her write a 200 word essay entitled "Why I Deserve to be Vice President". Of course, 100 of those words were no doubt "also", "you betcha" and "y'all", so we can see where the process failed.
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin: Mean John McCain Made Me Pay My Own Legal Bills (Also, You Betcha, Etc)
    She was vetted?! #sarahpalin
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    11/13/09

    @flossy: And found to have had all her shots. #sarahpalin
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin: Mean John McCain Made Me Pay My Own Legal Bills (Also, You Betcha, Etc)
    I'm sure all those women who had to pay for their own rape kits feel sorry for her. #sarahpalin
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    11/13/09

    @HenryLovesFonzie: Women who had to pay for their own rape kits were asking for it. (Zzzzzzing!!) #sarahpalin
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin: Mean John McCain Made Me Pay My Own Legal Bills (Also, You Betcha, Etc)
    Wondering if this could somehow lead to a libel suit by the RNC against Palin, which would cause her to accumulate more legal bills, so she would have to quit more jobs to write more books to pay for the legal bills, and the whole thing would get very meta. #sarahpalin
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin: Mean John McCain Made Me Pay My Own Legal Bills (Also, You Betcha, Etc)
    If the purpose of this book is to pay for legal bills, she should've titled it Going Broque. #sarahpalin
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    11/13/09

    @Claire Buoyant: Actually, with all those wardrobe bills she racked up, shouldn't the book have been called "Going Vogue"? #sarahpalin
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    11/13/09

    @AzureTexan: Her political career is an On-Going Joque. #sarahpalin
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    11/13/09

    @Claire Buoyant: If only she'd hook up with Donal Logue, whereupon she'd be Grounded For Life. #sarahpalin
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    11/13/09

    @AzureTexan: She could strike a deal with Playboy and give us a Northern Exposure. #sarahpalin
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    11/13/09

    @A Message To Rudy: Alert me when the Palin headline is Gone and Croqued.
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    11/13/09

    @MrInBetween: Wow, I completely missed the point of this thread, didn't I? Well maybe her career will go up in smoque. #sarahpalin
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    11/13/09

    @Claire Buoyant: people who continue to support her are taking an On-Going Toke. #sarahpalin
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    11/13/09

    @Claire Buoyant: Teach the GOP to buy a (lipsticked) pig in a poque.
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin: Mean John McCain Made Me Pay My Own Legal Bills (Also, You Betcha, Etc)
    sarah darling, this is why the poor are never nominated VP. so sorry no one told you. #sarahpalin
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin: Mean John McCain Made Me Pay My Own Legal Bills (Also, You Betcha, Etc)
    Great googly moogly! Could this woman whine any more?

    Thanks for setting my gender back decades, insipid twat. #sarahpalin
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    11/13/09

    @kappakappaspankme: The idiots (whom I have "hidden" on Facebook because I can't defriend someone I've known since I was 2) who think she is a "strong woman" and a good role model need to be SMASHED IN THE FACE.

    Ahem. Sorry for the yelling. #sarahpalin
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    11/13/09

    @SaraRueful: Yes. She certainly warrants Family Values mother of the year with a daughter who gets knocked up while in high school.

    For what it's worth, I have Fecesbook friends in my "tool box" too. #sarahpalin
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin: Mean John McCain Made Me Pay My Own Legal Bills (Also, You Betcha, Etc)
    She and Carrie Prejean should have a dumb-off. #sarahpalin
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    11/13/09

    @Hockeymom: Prediction: nobody wins. Us included. #sarahpalin
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Bill O'Reilly vs. Bryan Fischer

    Then we can paint the star and crescent on their storefronts and stitch it on their clothes so everyone can be safe. #polls
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Outrage-Off: Bill O'Reilly vs. Bryan Fischer
    Of course, most U.S. Muslims don't shoot up their fellow soldiers. I mean, look at the Black Muslims. They're so busy raising their fists in the Black Power salute and combing out their nappy afros, it's a surprise that they find time to serve in the military. I'm not saying they're the best (in fact they waver between uppity and shiftless), but you can spot them by following the fried chicken crumbs and watermelon seeds.

    We need something to let us spot the Jihadi Muslims. Sure, their crazy eyes are a dead giveaway; but by the time you get close enough to see the crazy eyes, they've set off their bomb-vests.

    I used to think that I had a foolproof way to identify the Jihadi Muslims from their moderates, but then I found out that those guys with the dots on their foreheads are Indians and there is no such thing as a Hindu Muslim.

    Someone said that there are slope Muslims but I don't buy the idea that the guy bringing me Chicken Chow Mein is a Jihadi. Last time I checked, Asia was nothing but Chinks, Gooks, and Japs.

    Now you might think that sweeping generalizations are a bad thing, but they allow us to deal with a large problem in an expedient manner. The Afro-American soldiers are usually pretty loud and foul-mouthed and they usually have gold teeth. But they serve decently enough.

    So how is it a problem to view all Muslims as Jihadi Muslims until they show that there is a non Jihadi kind of Muslim? In fact, the more I think about it, those Black Muslims aren't real Muslims.

    This is not Islamophobia, it is Islamo-realism. #polls
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    11/11/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: I continue to love you. #polls
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    11/11/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: You've been on fire the last couple of days. Whatever you're drinking, keep drinking, no matter what the people at the intervention say. #polls
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    11/11/09

    @SaraRueful: Well this is the time of year when I've got to make my bid for a COTY nomination. So I'm upping the snark, the profanity, and the veiled threats to the UN.

    (honestly, who do I need to give a rimjob to to get a nomination?)
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