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    Eliot Spitzer Will Not Be Your Next Attorney General

    Daily Beast Now Features 'Advertising'

    We Must Bossnap Our Way to Recovery
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    Image of GuyBitchy GuyBitchy
    04/14/09

    In reply to Eliot Spitzer Will Not Be Your Next Attorney General
    It's time. Welcome back, dirty daddy.


    That is, if you're ready to get angry and kick Wall Street ass like never before.


    If you're ready to say fuck it. This time it's for keeps. Ain't no blackmailing me now. Everyone knows I like it nasty. Now watch me pimp slap and stab some greedy corrupt interests.


    If not... mmmmmm, no.

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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/14/09

    In reply to Eliot Spitzer Will Not Be Your Next Attorney General
    Oddly enough, i think he's kinda cute.
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    04/10/09

    In reply to Daily Beast Now Features 'Advertising'
    Bring me some Harry Evans! He's the real star.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    04/10/09

    In reply to Daily Beast Now Features 'Advertising'
    Wow, that's one serious case of Botox Brow.
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    Image of shewar shewar
    04/08/09

    In reply to We Must Bossnap Our Way to Recovery
    I just got canned and my boss is acting extra weird around me. Nervous, jittery, scurrying out of rooms that I'm in.


    He suspects...


    And I could surely rig something up with this rubber band ball. There's so many empty cubicles in this office they'll never figure out where I hid him.

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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    04/08/09

    In reply to We Must Bossnap Our Way to Recovery
    The reason this movement will be stopped in its tracks before it sets foot on these shores by mobilizing every state and federal agency is all because of the dirty big secret: were all the bosses to disappear tomorrow, industry would churn along just as before and the economy would actually improve. What is the value to the rest of us of swapping all them ownership certificates on Wall Street? This flouts the education we've all been provided that it's all the fault of them commies and terrorists.


    Wait, that's the doorbell ...

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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    04/08/09

    In reply to We Must Bossnap Our Way to Recovery
    Where can I get Houdini underwear like that?
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    04/08/09

    In reply to We Must Bossnap Our Way to Recovery
    Can't we just spike Dabney Coleman's coffee with rat poison and call it a day?
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    04/08/09

    In reply to We Must Bossnap Our Way to Recovery
    So when is everyone going to lock Nick Denton in the Bernie Madoff Memorial Water Closet?
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