jessica was in a show called dark angel. she was featured on entertainment weekly, and that series was also on that cover. on the cover, dark angel appears as:

dark
angel

this forms the message gkel, and that was the name one of my professors at umass. i thought i did poorly on the first test, and wanted to quit. but i couldn't because it would have affected my financial aid. so i fought, and got an "A," one the very few students who did.

it was a great lesson, and the message is to not to quit, and to fight to make getting into US and marrying jessica a reality.

[...]

in the may 29, 2006 issue of us weekly, the editor tells readers that the date may 7th (5/7) is significant for various reasons. E is the 5th letter of the alphabet, and G is the 7th letter of the alphabet. therefore 57 becomes EG, or GE backwards.

the chairman of us weekly is jan wenner. her initials are JW.

jack welch, whose initials are also JW, was chairman of GE, and he became chairman/CEO in 1981, the year my soulmate was born.

[...]

examine the word "eggs." e is the 5th letter of the alphabet, and g is the 7th letter of the alphabet. and therefore, the word "eggs" becomes 57gs.

as mentioned in sign #47, 57 is significant to us weekly, and GS is pronounced "jes."

so the message is, is that us weekly (57) is going to put me in touch with jes.

[...]

57 is code for US weekly (because in the may 29, 2006 issue, the editor Janice Min tells the readers that the date 5/7 is very significant to US). so this is an example of how god encodes meaning. henceforth, the number 57 is code for US.

"0" looks like a circle which is a symbol of unity or marriage

28 is jessica's birthday

and i am god's #1

so the message becomes:

US weekly (57) marries #1 and jessica (28)

[...]

i'm going to talk about god (guide to...) but before i do that, i want to open up and talk about the future.

god represents infinite life and possibility. so does hollywood, so does US magazine. i'm well aware that if a person gets exposed to all this, then loses it, it's devastating. i don't use people, then discard them when i get what i want.

my intent with you, is to see you if you are interested in all this, and then after we meet and talk, commit to you. you might be thinking "if i help you, is this forever?" and the answer is yes, because i would never expose a person to all this then take it away from them.

i am trying to get on the staff of US and create something in hollywood that has never been done before. it's a new paradigm shift. and i need a team to do that, along with editor, janice min.

if we can talk, first through email and then in person, we can both get a feel if we want to work together. and if the answer is yes, then you can be my partner in making this a reality, and once it becomes a reality, our relationship is for forever. and i can make that promise, after i get a better sense of your personality.

in the beginning this was just about being with an actress. but what i realized over time, was that hollywood has the potential to be infinite life. it's a "life MATRIX." and the center of all that life, is US magazine.

i'll tell you what i want to do, soon. but if we can talk, and get a better sense of each other's personality, we can see if we want to work together. if the answer is yes, then we can be partners in making this a reality. i won't ask anything of you, until i get a better sense of who you are. then i can say "yes. this is for forever."

i'm aware that if you invest your spirit into something, you don't ever want to lose it. and this isn't some kind of financial investment, it's an investment of the heart. i know this, and that makes me very responsible towards the people i share this with.

jessica, US magazine has the potential to be infinite life!!!

did you see the movie miracle? it was about the USA Olympic hockey team beating the Soviets against impossible odds. and kurt russell plays their coach, herb, who leads them to that amazing victory.

he gave his team a psychology test, and i loved that so much. that's me. i'll give you a "psychology test" before i make you my partner (smile). then you can give me one, too.
then if we both want to work together, i'll commit to you forever. i would certainly not take this away from you after we win the gold...US magazine, Hollywood, is LIFE!!

god is like herb, and he wants to win the gold...i'll tell you about god (guide) in the next email...

hope you open up and talk to me...

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Yesterday we delved into Part I of Crazy Us Weekly Guy's^TM mind-blowing analysis of why he's destined to be with Alba; today we'll pick up where we left off, moving onward into Parts II and III. In these installments, Crazy Us Weekly Guy^TM lists signs 13 through 39 that have lead him to Alba (for the first time, we actually feel sorry for the girl) and eventually drags Janice Min into the mix. After all, Us Weekly is the Crazy Us Weekly Guy's^TM "destiny."

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sign 13

deepak's book "soulmate" (mentioned above) has characters named raj, maja, and molly. the cover design of his book is by honi werner, and the cover painting is by eveyln de morgan.

raj is short for raja, and the director of jessica's movie never been kissed was raja gosnell,
jessica plays a character named maya in the tv series flipper
jessica plays a character named molly in the movie idle hands
jessica plays a character named honey daniels in the movie honey, and honey's mother is named eveyln

the message is:

jessica alba ( raj, maya, molly, honey, eveyln) is your soulmate.

and this book, soulmate, was published before jessica's movie honey even came out.

an R looks like a distorted "12," an "a" is the 1st letter of the alphabet, and my soulmate's initials are J.A. and a "2" looks like a mirror image of "S." thus the name RAJA = 12 1 JA is code for J.A. is the one (1).

the back cover of deepak's book, soulmate. listed on it are the names: raj, maya, molly, honi, and eveyln, all UNIQUE names associated with jessica alba. and the name MORGAN is also on this cover; morgan freeman played GOD in bruce almighty. therefore the message is: jessica alba is your soulmate - GOD.
sign 14

in the children's book of myths and legends, on page 71, in bold letters is the sentence "love and marriage."

jessica and i are 7 years and 1 day apart (71) in age.

this is on page 71, though the number isn't visible. you will be able to see that when you look at the book sign 15

in us weekly, issue 5/15/06, on page 38 is an ad for absolut vodka. on the next page (page 39), is jessica alba.

the first message is:

jessica alba sol = jessica alba soulmate.

the second message is in the word vodka. MIT (a school famous for science, which i will explain the significance of later) makes their "u's" look like "v's." because of this, "u" and "v" are interchangeable.

"k" is short for "okay."

"a" is the 1st letter of the alphabet

therefore, the word vodka, becomes the message:

do, ok?, u 1 =

"i do. you're the one, okay?"

look at the word ABSOLUT [vodka]:

Tee is what you hit a golf ball off of, jessica golfs
U = you
ABS = absolute

so the message becomes "you and t (=jessica) absolute soulmates"
the ad for the absolut vodka, is on page 38. this is no accident. this is kind of a joke between me and god, that it is going to take 3.8 seconds for jessica to say yes "i want to marry you."

this is an aside, i've been working on my proposal for a while, and first i had the idea of being married to jessica after several years of dating. then years became months, months became days, then days became hours. then hours became one hour. then i thought to myself "why can't i make it instantaneously?" god told me then "1 minute." then one minute became a few seconds, then finally god said "3.8 seconds." this number comes up frequently, and it refers to winning over a person (in this case jessica, my soulmate) at the speed of light.

the fact that a bottle of vodka is on page 38 (=3.8 seconds) is a clear sign to me, that my affect on jessica alba will be intoxicating - a bottle of vodka!

and now, i'm planning on making it instantaneously, "yes!" even less than 3.8 seconds.

lastly, and this is cute, on the ad for the vodka bottle is the word "proof." as in god is offering some proof to the world.

sign 16

in an article by entertainment, the title reads "jessica alba engaged to marry cash warren?" but the article is by mike baron.

there are 2 meanings. the first one is that an r almost looks like an incomplete upper case F. so the writer's name becomes mike baFon. rearranged, that name becomes mike bonaF, which looks like my name, [redacted]

the second meaning is that my first love was when i was 18. r is the 18th letter of the alphabet. and so r is a symbol for 1 - 1st love. then the name becomes mike ba1on, rearranged that is:

mike bona 1 = mike bona is the one = mike [redacted]is the one!

sign 17

my dentist's number (who resides in hartford, ct) is 714-2814.

jessica and i are 7 years and 1 day apart (71) in age
4281 is jessica's birthday
4 is short for 4-ever

so the message is:

mike and jessica (71, 4281) forever

this sign has another [intuitive] meaning. god is saying "it's like pulling teeth getting people to believe these signs are real."

sign 18

i went back to school (UMASS) to get a masters, and i live on campus. i live on the 4th floor of a building located at 286 sunset ave.

4th floor, 286 sunset = 4286s unset. a 6 looks like an uppercase G, and a G sounds like a J, so the message becomes:

428 6s = 428 jes

jessica's birthday is 4/28.

and in the office of my building is a painting with the word 1981 on it. so the complete message becomes:

428 1981 Gs = 428 1981 jes, which is exactly her birthday.

god organizes events to happen. i live on the 4th floor of a building, 286 Sunset ave, so that becomes 428 GS (=Jes), then this painting found it's way in my building, making the complete message 4/28/1981 GS = 4/28/1981 JS.
sign 19

the editor of us weekly is janice min. the editor of a magazine is number #1, and a is the first letter of the alphabet.

therefore, janice min #1 becomes jm a, which becomes:

JMA - my soulmate's initials.

sign 20

jessica's current boyfriend is named cash warren. at umass, there is a building named cashin, and my doctor's name (also at umass) is warren morgan. i found out his first name when i saw him, when i got a prescription from him.

therefore the name cashin warren = cash warren forms.

i'm sure the building cashin was created many, many years before jessica alba and cash warren became a couple (they've only been dating for less than 2 years), and dr. warren morgan is in his late 40's/early 50's.

god organizes events (anything and everything) to form messages for me. the above sign strongly implies a sense of destiny, that it is destiny for me and jessica to be together. my school, umass, looks like umags = us magazine (an "s" looks like a handwritten lowercase "g"), which also strongly implies that us magazine is destiny for me.

cashin = cash (the first name of jessica's boyfriend). i didn't look for this. i noticed this building because it was on the bus route of a bus i take when i don't use my car. unlike john nash from a beautiful mind, i never "look" for signs - they always find ME.

i didn't look for doctor's, thinking i might find a sign. i never look for signs - they always find ME. i picked this doctor because the time was convenient, and when he wrote me a prescription, i noticed his first name was warren. thus cash warren forms.
sign 21

e! news is at 7 and 11 PM. = 7 11 = 71 1

7 years and 1 day (71) is our age difference, so the message becomes:

jessica (71) is the one.

look at the phrase E! News E! this forms the message "we see! ene! (as in anything! - what do you want?!). ew is backwards for we, as in we see. i've got to have faith!

sign 22

there is a small biography written about jessica alba. on the back cover, are the names of other people's biography.

they are:

frankie muniz
hayden Christensen
jessica alba
melissa joan hart
rachael leigh cook

hayden christensen plays anakin skywalker, the chosen one, in the star wars series. i realized jessica alba was the one, at my friend micah's (pronounced mica) place in california. this sign forms the message:

mca
one
jessica alba

= jessica alba is the one (while at micah's place).

there is another sign related to this. micah lives with a guy named phil. both of them were my fraternity brothers at my first school, RPI. there's a word sign, 6 flags amusement park.

FLAGS FL A GS GS 1 fil =

jes is the one (phil's place). remember, "A" is the 1st letter of the alphabet.
more completely, the message becomes:

"jessica alba is the one" (micah and phil's place)

sign 23

there is an iced tea product by 4C. it makes 28 quarts. ("a" is the 1st letter of the alphabet, makes = m1ke)

the message is:

mike, 4281 te A = 4281 te 1 = jessica alba is the one.

jessica's birthday is 4/28/81, and she golfs (you hit a golf ball off a TEE).

sign 24

i have a photo of a license plate of a car in my parent's neighborhood (the place where i grew up). it reads

896 jes

89 is a pointer to ME (in jessica's movie honey, the character michael [who also wore a fila shirt = michael fila = michael [redacted]]).

and the number 6 is a symbol for faith (from a book by an author a.h. almaas...god uses symbols/code to speak meaning to me).

the message is

"michael fila (=michael [redacted]), have faith, that you'll be with jessica."

an "8" looks like a "B" and a "9" looks like a handwritten lowercase "g." 6 is a code for faith. the message also is "I beg you to have faith [regarding jes]" - don't quit.

this is a screenshot from jessica's movie "honey." this character's name is michael, and in another scene (see pg. 13) , he is wearing a FILA shirt, forming "michael fila = michael bonafilia." therefore, 89 is code for ME.

sign 25

at umass, i had a teaching assistant named meenal bagla. her initials are my initials (M.B.) and within her name is the name alba, jessica's last name.

sign 26

i have a dictionary - the new oxford american dictionary. in this dictionary, frequently the pages that words fall on form messages. the word diamond (=symbol of engagement) falls on page 471. this is not a coincidence.

7 years and 1 day is our age difference, and 4 is short for 4-ever. the message is "mike and jessica (71) forever engaged."

it's not a coincidence that diamond falls on a page that forms a message: 71 (=mike and jessica, our age difference), 4-ever engaged. god can organize a seemingly infinite number of elements.
sign 27

the word marriage falls on page 1047. '74 is my birthday (read from right to left), and "J" is the 10th letter of the alphabet, 4 looks like an "A."

so the message is "JA 74 marriage."

look at the word in the upper right: marriage portion...the letters "ti" look like "h," therefore "tion" = hon = honey, and the letters "port" = poor rt = poor writer. the message "marry poor writer, honey." - jessica would marry me even if i was a poor writer...i'll go into this later.
sign 28

the word soulmate falls on page 1628. 6 looks like a G, G sounds like a J. if you wrap the number 1628 around, it becomes 6281 = GS 281 = jes 281 (her birthday). the word sound is also on that page. the ratio of the speed of an object to the speed of sound is called mach. a is the 1 letter of the alphabet, h is the 8 letter of the alphabet, and 8 looks like a B. therefore, mach becomes m1cB = mic B, my name.

the message is GS 281 and mic B soulmates =

jes 281 and mike b. soulmates

the word soulmate is on this page, as is the word sound mach mic b = mike b.
sign 29

jessica is on the cover of rolling stone magazine. the word epidemic is also on the front cover, and on the back cover is the phrase "you're the one."

the message becomes (from jessica):

"mike (mic) - you're the one."

"mic" (=mike) is contained within the word "epidemic," in the upper right corner.

this is the back cover of rolling stone. on the front cover is jessica, the word mic (=mike), and on the back cover is the phrase: "you're the one." the message is "mike, you are the one - jessica."
sign 30

my car windshield was smashed a few months ago, and my insurance company sent me to a company called safelite autoglass, in east hartford, ct. in the waiting area was a mike and ike candy machine, and above that, was a poster of weather.

the message becomes "mike weather" = michael weatherly, the name of jessica's fianc when she starred in dark angel (they have since split up).

i don't have a picture of this, but i'm sure a reporter could get one.
sign 31

our birthdays are one day apart - 4/27 and 4/28. this was the first "coincidence" that i received, and it was enough to give me faith that we'd be together.

sign 32

a book was written on the making of star wars episode i. in that book, on page 75, it is mentioned that the name of the company that was created to make that movie was JAK productions. JAK are the initials of george lucas' 3 children.

JA are the initials of my soulmate's name, jessica alba, and i bought her engagement ring at Kay (K) jewelers. i bought the ring, before i discovered this book, and i bought her ring completely spontaneously (at Kay) while looking for a necklace.

JAK - J.A. are jessica alba's initials, and K is short for Kay jewelers, the place i spontaneously (before i discovered this book) bought her engagement ring. this is like saying it was the will of god for this to happen. and jessica appears on page 56 of cosmo.
sign 33

jessica alba was in a tv series called dark angel. a CD of the soundtrack to dark angel was created. on that CD, the first song is the theme song, and it is 3:07 long. C is the 3rd letter of the alphabet, and sometimes sounds like an S, 7 looks like an L, upside down and inverted.

3:07 therefore becomes COL = SOL = soulmate.

jessica alba is my soulmate.

look at the 1st song - it's 3:07 long.
sign 34

jessica is on the cover of entertainment weekly, june 30/july 7, 2006. = 6 30 7 2006 = 6 3072 006.

i got a 72 on the first test of a circuits class i was taking (it's significant because i thought i did really badly on the first test and wanted to quit, but i couldn't without jeopardizing my financial aid, and so i stuck with it and ended up getting an A. the lesson is to not quit and to fight to make this a reality).

6 = faith
3072 = C07 = C0L = SOL = soulmate
3072 = me, and my first test

the message is that jessica and i are soulmates, and to not quit, and that this is a test of faith.

look in the upper right corner at the dates, and you'll see the sign.

sign 35

one of the fellows living in my building is named HIROTSUGU, and he lives in room number 428A. A is the 1st letter of the alphabet, therefore 428A becomes 4281 (=jessica's birthday). jessica golfs (and you hit a golf ball off of a Tee), and one of her characters was named su storm.

HIROTSUGU becomes HIRO T SU GU, so the message is, "i'm a hero to jessica, for saving her from her bad relationship." from my observations, this is true! she is in a bad relationship, though she is only 50% aware of that. when she becomes exposed to me, she will instantaneously realize that 100%.

hero (hiro) to jessica (su) 4281 (her birthday)

sign 36

the hours of the food store "big y" in amherst are 7 am to 11 pm. our age difference is 7 years and 1 day apart (71), and big y refers to "big YES," as in i will marry you. so the message becomes:

71 1 big y =

71 is the one, big yes (i.e. "will you marry me?" - "yes!")

[i will get a picture of this and scan it]
sign 37

on the SAME roll of film, i took 2 pictures. the first one was of a license plate 385 JSL, and the second was of a building - ALBANY auto.

JSL ALBANY = JS ALBA SL = jes alba, soulmate.

god uses everything and anything to communicate with me, including license plates on cars. ANY reporter to stick with me 24/7, could see this in REAL-TIME.

sign 38

jessica says in marie claire magazine, that if she didn't get something significant in acting by the time she was 18, she'd quit the business and go into marine biology. those are my initials, M.B.

what is being implied is that god intervened (she got dark angel when she was 17) because i (M.B.) am her soulmate. it's one of those moments where the universe intervenes so that a person's destiny is altered. if jessica did not get dark angel, she would have quit acting, and i would have never discovered my soulmate, nor realized the awesome possibilities of being a part of hollywood.

but she did get something significant (dark angel), and she didn't quit, and i discovered her, and here i am, writing this, now.

sign 39

when i don't use my car, the bus shuttle that i take to buy food is called the 37 AMITY shuttle. A is the 1st letter of the alphabet, and so 37 AMITY becomes 371.

7 years and 1 day are our age difference (71), and for a long time, jessica had 37 appearances. i have the 37 appearances in one of my journals. so this is a sign of God's will:

jessica (71) - 37 appearances

obviously the number 37 is eventually going to change, but for a long time it was fixed at 37 (i have this in my journal to prove it), and when i noticed this sign, it was 37.

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We're not sure there's enough time in our lives to reprint all of it, but we're definitely going to try for some stellar chunks of this man's wisdom. Let's start with how Crazy Us Weekly Guy^TM explains why he and Alba are fated to be together. Take note: this is just the first of six emails he sent on the matter of Alba, but reading one should give you the idea. Do read carefully — the later information he presents (and trust us, it will blow your mind) follows a similar train of thought to that below. And we wouldn't want you to miss a single beat of this psychotic ambrosia.

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sign 1

during the credits of the movie batman returns, the following names appear in sequence:

mike chock
mary andrews
jessica gallavan

on the same screen, appear the names:

michael j. benavente
warren hamilton, jr

my name is michael j. b[redacted] (michael j. b.) and i worked at hamilton standard (now hamilton sundstrand) where i met my mentor [redacted].

on the same screen, appear the names:

oscar mitt
damon cohoon

matt damon wrote and starred in a movie called good will hunting. it takes place at MIT, and he won an oscar for his screenplay. batman returns came out in 1992, and good will hunting came out in 1997. god knows things before they happen - ALL the time.

lastly, on the same screen, is the name:

josie nericcio

jessica was in the movie never been kissed, starring drew barrymore (who plays a character named josie). look at the last name, nericcio:

n is short for infinite, er stands for emergency room, ic stands for I SEE, and cio looks like clo, which is short for a "kilo" of any addicting drug. this refers to another sign in the credits of jessica's movie, never been kissed. and it is definitely intense!
sign 2

my last girlfriend's name was [redacted], pronounced [redacted, sounds like "chi"] one of the creators of dark angel, a famous television series that jessica starred in, was charles h. eglee (C.H.E.). another movie that jessica starred in, was the sleeping dictionary.

thus the message [redacted] is formed, the name of my former girlfriend. the "s" in (sleeping) is the 19th letter of the alphabet, and jessica was 19-years old when i discovered her in maxim magazine, october 2000.

this strongly implies that the same force that organized my hookup with a girl named [redacted], who came to the USA from China, will organize my hookup with the actress jessica alba.

charles h. eglee's initials are C.H.E., the last name of my last girlfriend.

within the word "sleeping," is the word [redacted], the first name of my last girlfriend.

sign 3

jessica starred in a movie called into the blue, with paul walker. jessica's full name is jessica marie alba (JMA). A is the first (1) letter of the alphabet, converting JMA to JM1.

that looks like the name JAMI (with the "A" missing), so the message becomes "jami - walker."

jessica mentions, in entertainment weekly, 6/30/06, that "they were paying more than i had ever been paid before." green is a metaphor for money, and so the total message becomes:

jmi green - walker (= [redacted] - walker)

and in fact, i met and became involved with a girl named [redacted] at WALKER hall, MIT. she was part jewish, and she attended wellesley college, near MIT. this is the 2nd girl mentioned (a sign) from my past, through the natural occurrences of what jessica alba is involved in.

look at the word jewelers. that word can be rearranged to form the letters jeweles r. r is the 18th letter of the alphabet, and i was in love for the first time when i was 18. 18 is thus a symbol for love.

so the message becomes "r jeweles" which becomes "love jew from wellesley. this happened, and is evidence of god's will.

jessica's movie, into the blue, with paul walker.

sign 4

on page 38 of us weekly, june 6, 2005, jessica appears. on the next page, is the name richard o. croswell, on a credit card.

thus forming the name jessica cross, the name of my 1st girlfriend.

also, in jessica's movie (starring drew barrymore), never been kissed, in one scene jessica is wearing a t-shirt with a cross on it, thus repeating the message jessica cross.

this makes the names of 3 girls i was romantically involved with, 3 very unique names:

leeping che
jami greenberg- walker (MIT)
jessica cross

also of note, jessica was the name of my first girlfriend, and michael was the name of jessica's first boyfriend. thus forming the message "jessica is the one," and "michael is the one."

this is page 38 of us weekly. jessica is on it. on the next page is the word richard o. croswell, thus forming the name, jessica cross, a girl i was involved with. i went back to school; my ID has a "381" on it. look at the lower corner of this picture: 38 | looks like 381.

this is page 39 of us weekly. look at the name on the credit card. it is richard o. croswell. on page 38 is jessica, thus the name jessica cross is formed. a girl i was involved with. also of note is the word mbna - that looks like my name, m.[redacted].

signs 5 & 6

in us weekly, 6/6/05, jessica is on page 38, and on page 39, is a credit card by MBNA.

in jessica's movie honey, one of the characters (who's name is MICHAEL), wears a jacket by FILA.

That forms the name MICHAEL BNAFILA - and that looks a lot like my name, [redacted].

in jessica's movie (honey), michael's last name is ellis, and the word "poodle" is mentioned (in a scene in a barber shop) in the movie.

my mother had a poodle named ellie, so there can be no doubt that this sign refers to me.

in the previous slide is the name MBNA. combined with this picture the name MBNAFILA is formed, and that looks like my name, M.[redacted]. also, the name of this character in this picture is MICHAEL, forming the name MICHAEL [redacted] - my name.
sign 7

i attended a school for engineering called rensselaer polytechnic institute, near albany new york. one of the buildings was the johnnson engineering center (JEC). a "C" sometimes sounds like an "S."

thus the name JEC ALBA is formed = JES ALBA, the name of my soulmate.

one of the buildings at my first engineering school was the J.E.C. building, and my school was 10 minutes away from ALBANY, forming the name JEC ALBA (=JES ALBA).

sign 8

my graduate mailbox at umass was 62 for a long time. it is located near the graduate office, and 3 people reside in that office. 2 of which are stephanie albanese, and prof. soules.

6 looks like an upper case G, and G sometimes sounds like a J, as in Giant. and a 2 looks like the mirror image of S. thus the message becomes:

62 alba soul = GS alba soul = jes alba soulmate.

also of note is the number of their office, 210. stephanie's last name is pronounced alba-niece, and in episode 21 of dark angel, jessica is called "niece" by a character named donald lydecker.

my mailbox (barely visible) is 62 = GS = JS = JES


this office is right next to the student mailboxes. look at the name SOULES (pronounced souls) and ALBAnese. combined with my mailbox #62, the message 62 ALBA soul = GS ALBA soul = jes alba, soulmate. and jessica was called "nese=niece" in episode 21 of her series dark angel, season 1.
sign 9

i group up (until 7-8 years old) at 71 montgomery street, in chicopee, massachusetts. and our dog was named "ninja."

jessica and my age difference is 7 years and 1 day (71), one of the creator's of dark angel (which starred jessica) was charles h. eglee, nicknamed "chic," and in that series, jessica drives a ninja motorcycle.

the name montgomery, can be broken into mont and gomery, which can be rearranged to form mt on and gomery, which forms "mt on go mery." mt = mit, on = one.

i have aspirations for getting into MIT (mit) and being #1 (one), and go mery looks like go marry.

the message becomes, then: 71-chic-ninja (=jessica alba) & mit one (=me) go mery (=go marry).

sign #10

my last name is [redacted]. within that name are the letters: a - l - b - a (my soulmate's last name). that leaves the letters:

on f i i

within those letters are the letters: i - n - f, which is short for infinitely, leaving the letters:

o i

"o" looks like a circle or a ring, which is a symbol of unity or marriage. that leaves the letter

i.

my last name, EXACTLY contains the message:

i inf o alba

again, inf is short for the word infinitely, and "o" is a symbol for marriage or unity.

and so the message becomes:

i infinitely married (o) - alba.

sign 11

i have a picture of a license plate, 2728WD. 27 is my birthday, 28 is jessica's birthday, and WD is short for wed.

the message is:

mike (27) and jessica (28) wed (become married).


27 is my birthday, 28 is jessica's birthday, and WD is short for WED. the message is mike (27) and jessica (28) wed (WD).
sign 12

a famous spiritual doctor named deepak chopra, wrote 2 books (among others) - soulmate and a book on golf. when combined, they form the message:

"your soulmate golfs."

and in fact jessica alba does golf!

SOULMATE

GOLF. so the message becomes: SOULMATE GOLF = your soulmate golfs (she does!)

Earlier: Janice Min, Your Soulmate Awaits

Gawker,

I'm trying to be #2 at US weekly, and have a paradigm shift for achieving this; my intuition is that if you could be on the staff of US, you would take it

My soulmate is a hollywood actress, and I've been waiting patiently for her, for almost 5 years; I can demonstrate that we're soulmates and I'm infinitely confident she would say yes

I receive concrete signs from GOD, and can offer proof to ANY reporter in REAL TIME; I've been getting signs for over 4 years - I can assure you I'm not crazy or delusional

My goal is to reach the editor of US weekly, Janice Min, and present her with my signs as well as my new paradigm for the success of her magazine. In exchange for your help, I promise you that if I get on the staff of US weekly, so will you. I have a bold new idea that I believe will be extremely popular and very invigorating to implement. It will be very rewarding and life-affirming working for US.

I have an intuition about you, as well as your website, that's why I'm proposing this arrangement (US) to you.

Can we have an e-mail dialogue? Can I send you some of the signs?

Sincerely,
[xxx]