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    Image of Fishnets and Cigarettes Fishnets and Cigarettes
    07/12/09

    In reply to Raccoon Infiltrates John Varvatos' SoHo Flagship
    and he's trying on the sunglasses, obviously
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    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    07/11/09

    In reply to Raccoon Infiltrates John Varvatos' SoHo Flagship
    You sure that's not just a rat wearing Chanels?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/11/09

    In reply to Raccoon Infiltrates John Varvatos' SoHo Flagship
    That's the spirit of Dee Dee Ramone back on earth to fuck shit up again.
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/11/09

    @BookishLookish:Yes - so much glue!
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    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    07/11/09

    In reply to Raccoon Infiltrates John Varvatos' SoHo Flagship
    First there was that hawk in the East Village, then those turtles at JFK and now a raccoon in a boutique in SoHo. Looks like nature wants to regain a foothold in NYC.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/11/09

    @SpyMagician: I'll promote that comment, with hope. We need more nature in the urban jungle.
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/11/09

    @BookishLookish: I'm with you!
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    07/11/09

    @BookishLookish: Really? Because I think that we need more of the Ramones back in the urban jungle. I would have promoted your comment if I was able.
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    07/11/09

    In reply to Raccoon Infiltrates John Varvatos' SoHo Flagship
    these must be the elitist mad 'coons the Young Republicans warned us about.


    http://gawker.com/5308514/young-republican-leader-finds-racism-lol...+worthy

    Edit: damn you to hell, html! That was supposed to click through.
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    07/11/09

    In reply to Raccoon Infiltrates John Varvatos' SoHo Flagship
    Where there is a city, there are raccoons. Toronto is overrun with them. It's like they PREFER urban living to life in the wild. I've had them open my sliding glass doors and walk right into the house.
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    Image of Flashman Flashman
    07/11/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: Are you sure that wasn't Michael Moore?
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    Image of lil red lil red
    07/11/09

    In reply to Raccoon Infiltrates John Varvatos' SoHo Flagship
    I know everyone is going green and getting back to nature, but how in the world did a raccoon invade the urban isle of Manhattan?
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/11/09

    @lil red: No idea! I've seen raccoons in Central Park, before, and I think I saw one in Madison Square Park, once. Anyway, I had a daydream and imagined him running away from the circus to work in fashion PR after reading too many Lauren Weisberger books, and that this was the result.
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    Image of lil red lil red
    07/11/09

    @Foster Kamer: Guess I always imagined the rats on the isle muscling 'em out.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    07/11/09

    @Foster Kamer: I do know for a fact that raccoon sightings in Brooklyn and Queens have increased steadily over the past year or so, and in some areas have become a serious problem.
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    07/11/09

    @lil red: They can get into trucks and cars. Canada has raccoons like New York has squirrels.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/11/09

    @lil red: They can swim. They can climb. They can creep. They can hide and come out at night. They can live in sewers and in trees. Perfect for NYC.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    07/11/09

    @BookishLookish: They are just like rats, but bigger, meaner, with opposable thumbs and a more rapscallion reputation.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/11/09

    @Lizawithazee: Oh yes. But they wash their food before they eat it, and so I kinda dig 'em for that.
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    Image of Poodle_Heart Poodle_Heart
    07/11/09

    @SarahHeartburn: and they know how to drive and open beers and text at the same time
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    07/12/09

    @lil red: They float in on discarded mattresses and oil barrels that break off the Jersey shore. Either that or the raccoon tunnels beneath the Broadway Bridge from Riverdale.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/11/09

    In reply to Raccoon Infiltrates John Varvatos' SoHo Flagship
    Also, isn't it cute that he was looking at the sunglasses? Raccoon tans for everyone!
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    07/11/09

    @Foster Kamer: Raccoons are trend setters. I once saw one with its head in a paper bag, and like a week later Shia Lebouf was seen sporting the same fashion.



    True story.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    07/11/09

    In reply to Raccoon Infiltrates John Varvatos' SoHo Flagship
    I would pay good money to see a rich person get bitten by a raccoon in a fancy designer shop. What? They'll get rabies shots and be fine.
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/11/09

    @VoxPopuli: There's a Ruth Madoff Joke in here somewhere but I have a happy hour to go to.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    07/12/09

    @NinaHagen: Not a bad idea. Sorry, investors, we can't get all your money back, but would it make you feel better if we put the Madoffs in a glass room with angry raccoons and badgers?
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