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    This Is What's On Dick Cheney's Bookshelf

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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    08/25/09

    In reply to This Is What's On Dick Cheney's Bookshelf
    I always said Cheney had a little terrorist inside him.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    08/24/09

    In reply to This Is What's On Dick Cheney's Bookshelf
    Speaking of Blackwater, I wish Erik Prince would track me down and do terrible things to me. No branding, though.
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    Image of kolacek kolacek
    08/24/09

    In reply to This Is What's On Dick Cheney's Bookshelf
    With sincere apologies to friends who have big black dicks and would never put them in harm's way, Cheney needs to seriously go choke on one.

    I don't give a fuck what's on his home bookshelf. Not unless it's a stack of 5 million cards addressed to our Iraqi victims with "Sorry we lied and destroyed your entire country" embossed in real gold.

    Fuck you Dick Cheney...preferably in the ass with a rusty chainsaw w/AIDS on it. No punishment is too harsh for you.
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    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    08/24/09

    In reply to This Is What's On Dick Cheney's Bookshelf
    What, no Ziggy books?
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    Image of kolacek kolacek
    08/24/09

    @irishflyesq: Holy shit...lmfao-ing over here.

    Thanks for calming me down. In case it wasn't horrifyingly obvious I have a little problem with that family.

    Cheers :)
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    08/24/09

    @kolacek: There's always room for the sweet gentle humor of Ziggy.
    If only I could type a rainbow....
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    Image of God God
    08/24/09

    In reply to This Is What's On Dick Cheney's Bookshelf
    The Cheneys always have the best sex toys. This is a very small sample.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    08/24/09

    @God: I'm biting levari's comment below: Mrs. Cheney stole the Condi Rice one and ain't returning it. Back me up, Lord?
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    08/24/09

    @BookishLookish: No one is immune to Condi's charms. Of course I'll back you, dear daughter, to extricate poor Condi. But beware: Mrs Cheney has a very tight ass. We will have to take it slow and easy. Any sudden moves and we will be faced with a black hole that sucks everything into its vortex of Hell.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    08/24/09

    In reply to This Is What's On Dick Cheney's Bookshelf
    You know Dick is quaking in his boots right now worrying that Norm Schwarzkopf is going to see this and go apeshit. Is Stormin' Norman the wee little one on the right side of the photo? Or did he not even make the cut? Either way, this doesn't bode well for Dick.
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    08/24/09

    In reply to This Is What's On Dick Cheney's Bookshelf
    After Labor Day, the dolls are put into Cheney's spider hole until Groundhog day when they emerge to look for the shadow of our freedom.
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    08/24/09

    In reply to This Is What's On Dick Cheney's Bookshelf
    I'm sure there would be quite a line of people who would love to use that brand to "remind" him of his name.
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    Image of Saxon 212 Saxon 212
    08/24/09

    In reply to This Is What's On Dick Cheney's Bookshelf
    That branding iron is not for cattle it's for Guantanamo inmates.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    08/24/09

    @Saxon 212: Well, that brand is for decorative purposes only, not really used on cattle; if I am wrong, that huge, sadistic thing would be mocked by cattlemen far and wide and Cheney could not show his face at the feed store.
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    08/24/09

    @BookishLookish: I'm pretty sure that "branding iron" is something that was ordered out of a Hammacher Schlemmer catalog.
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    08/24/09

    @BookishLookish: cheney uses it on himself.
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    08/24/09

    In reply to This Is What's On Dick Cheney's Bookshelf
    Hey, America! Isn't that what you had branded on your ass for the last eight years!?
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    08/24/09

    In reply to This Is What's On Dick Cheney's Bookshelf
    Quite certain if George W. Bush dropped trough, there'd be a Cheney brand on his arse.
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    08/24/09

    In reply to This Is What's On Dick Cheney's Bookshelf
    Those are all pretty awesome things. I'm sure you disagree.
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    08/24/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: The smallest one is a salt shaker.
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    Image of forwardmotion forwardmotion
    06/17/09

    In reply to Hipster Crib Is a Cardboard Box
    Is that little baby in the picture wearing glasses? Because baby glasses are the cutest.
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    06/17/09

    In reply to Hipster Crib Is a Cardboard Box
    Obviously, this product is not intended for babies who smoke.
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    06/17/09

    In reply to Hipster Crib Is a Cardboard Box
    nothing's more ironic than being responsible for another life when you yourself survive by nursing baby food and pbr.


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