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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    08/19/09

    In reply to Celebrity-Industrial Complex Doing a Happy Dance for Possible Michael Jackson Death Trial
    I read this as "Michael Jackson's personal doctor Conrad Birdie..." which would certainly make for an interesting next chapter for hit 1960's musical extravaganza Bye Bye, Birdie!
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    08/19/09

    In reply to Celebrity-Industrial Complex Doing a Happy Dance for Possible Michael Jackson Death Trial
    I was reading Carrie Fisher's blog, and in an entry from more than a year ago, she mentions Klein as an outstanding friend and confidante. And that they spent Christmas Day together- at Michael jackson's house. No scandal there, just odd she was mentioning someone currently in the news. Who is clearly a famewhore.
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    08/19/09

    @Baroness: The character of Dr. Klein is mentioned in the film version of Postcards from the Edge. I don't know if he was also mentioned by name in her book, but that could be a possible connection.
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    08/19/09

    In reply to Celebrity-Industrial Complex Doing a Happy Dance for Possible Michael Jackson Death Trial
    Dr. Klein should be in jail. He's a complete asshole.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    08/19/09

    In reply to Celebrity-Industrial Complex Doing a Happy Dance for Possible Michael Jackson Death Trial
    Thanks, Brian for "hauled to the clink". Also, the derma is definitely the older boy's father, he looks just like him. Let's hope he doesn't inherit dad's penchant for loud cravats.
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    Image of Colander Colander
    08/19/09

    @scroll_lock: Or his aborted chin.
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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    04/26/09

    In reply to Bernie Madoff Is a Little Crazy
    This was his actual answer: "I could explain it to you, Richard, but it's really complicated." Hah!


    This reminds me of a lot of Jesus's answers in the New Testament when people kept asking him to prove he was the son of God. But he (Jesus) was actually kind of a dick about it.

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    Image of miss melis is a bee girl for the 21st century miss melis is a bee girl for the 21st century
    04/24/09

    In reply to Bernie Madoff Is a Little Crazy
    "Then he told them that his girlfriend, who he met at camp, lives in Canada."


    BEST. EVER.

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/24/09

    @miss melis is a bee girl for the 21st century:


    Canteen Hedgehog.

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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    04/24/09

    In reply to Bernie Madoff Is a Little Crazy
    My quickie book on this scandal will be entitled, "Dusting the Screw: Bernie Madoff's America." Publishers, post offers below.
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    04/24/09

    In reply to Bernie Madoff Is a Little Crazy
    "I want to give you impossibly consistent 20% returns with my mouth"


    At this point I collapsed into a breathless fit of giggles and had to walk away to contain myself. That was brilliant. I commend.

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    Image of olivia2.0 olivia2.0
    04/24/09

    @The Real JR: What about "I want to give you a handjob with my securities."


    Okay, not as funny, never mind.

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/24/09

    @olivia2.0:


    How about "I want to throw a Ponzi down your portfolio."

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    Image of j.blo j.blo
    04/24/09

    @Smitros:


    Ha. "Your portfolio has cancer"?


    Yeah, not as good.

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/24/09

    @j.blo:


    How about "I <3 portfolio beards"?

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    Image of blogissuchanuglyword blogissuchanuglyword
    04/24/09

    In reply to Bernie Madoff Is a Little Crazy
    Ugh, can you imagine being the poor guy who has to talk your crazy old boss into not printing and filing every single email into black and grey cardboard boxes.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    04/24/09

    In reply to Bernie Madoff Is a Little Crazy
    Wait, is the screw story real? I want to spread it around, but need confirmation.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/24/09

    In reply to Bernie Madoff Is a Little Crazy
    Magically suspicious.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    04/24/09

    @Smitros: HA!
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/24/09

    @HiredGoons:


    Glad you got that.

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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    04/24/09

    @Smitros: Love you.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/24/09

    @Aaron Altman:


    Enough to sponsor me for Canadian citizenship?

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    Image of freedc freedc
    04/24/09

    In reply to Bernie Madoff Is a Little Crazy
    That photo looks like he turned a Snuggie into trousers.
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    Image of GORDONGARTRELLE GORDONGARTRELLE
    04/24/09

    In reply to Bernie Madoff Is a Little Crazy
    Dusting the screw is more rad than gleaming the cube.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    04/24/09

    @GORDONGARTRELLE: or polishing the knob.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    04/24/09

    In reply to Bernie Madoff Is a Little Crazy
    He bragged about inventing electronic trading, but he wanted all e-mail on microfiche. He's an enigma, ol' Bernie.
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    Image of Kitten_Witawip Kitten_Witawip
    04/24/09

    In reply to Bernie Madoff Is a Little Crazy
    Wow and people think Martha Stewart is fussy.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    04/24/09

    @Kitten_Witawip: she died for everyone's sins too. Six months in that poncho-knitting jail.
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