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    American Criminals Grow Ever Less Gangster

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    10/07/09

    In reply to American Criminals Grow Ever Less Gangster
    As for the top picture, that's a laughably small Johnson.
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    10/07/09

    In reply to American Criminals Grow Ever Less Gangster
    Item: Madoff
    Item: Drier
    Item: Stanford

    We may be soft and dumb, but we can still think big.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    10/07/09

    In reply to American Criminals Grow Ever Less Gangster
    Assuming the patch is using "Pagans" as a plural nominal adjective rather than a possessive, the apostrophe shouldn't be there.

    For want of a nail . . .
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    Image of Chore Boy Chore Boy
    10/07/09

    @Smitros: You raise an interesting issue.

    I would contend that the emblem is actually an indication of ownership by the wearer. For example I know that one can "get stomped" for wearing the logo of a motorcycle club, if one is not a member of the "M.C." Accordingly, I suggest that the possessive is not properly punctuated because the patch actually belongs to the society rather than the individual. Therefore, it should read "Pagans M.C.'s" But somebody needs to get Bookish up in this motherfucker.

    Also, I once watched Sons of Anarchy.
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    Smitros promoted this comment Edited by Chore Boy at 10/07/09 11:32 AM Chore Boy was starred Chore Boy was unstarred
    Image of Smitros Smitros
    10/07/09

    @saythatscool:
    The plural possessive would also work. And for any Pagans reading this, I wish to note that I am merely trying to be servicey and do not want to get stomped.
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    Image of dado dado
    10/07/09

    In reply to American Criminals Grow Ever Less Gangster
    I was arrested once for stealing a bowling pin from Rheem Valley Lanes.
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    Image of Chore Boy Chore Boy
    10/07/09

    In reply to American Criminals Grow Ever Less Gangster
    I guess all those guys in prisons were jaywalking then?
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    Smitros promoted this comment Edited by Chore Boy at 10/07/09 11:02 AM Chore Boy was starred Chore Boy was unstarred
    Image of Smitros Smitros
    10/07/09

    @saythatscool:
    The stroll-by shootings had to stop.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    10/07/09

    @Smitros: That's random stroll-by pinchings these days.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    04/01/09

    In reply to Ted Stevens Exonerated!
    April Fools?
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    Image of Miss Anita Manbadly Miss Anita Manbadly
    04/01/09

    In reply to Ted Stevens Exonerated!
    Yay! Illinois is no longer the most corrupt state!


    Well, politically, anyway.


    Give us a minute, we'll think of something to top those Alaskans. Any minute now...

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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    04/01/09

    @Yeah but no but yeah: Uhmm.. Actually (and in total seriousness) New jersey is the most corrupt state in the Union.
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    04/01/09

    In reply to Ted Stevens Exonerated!
    As someone who was directly affected by the two times that tubes have been accidentally cut in the Mediterranean, I can attest that the Internet is indeed made of a series of tubes.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    04/01/09

    In reply to Ted Stevens Exonerated!
    President Palin would have pardoned him anyway.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    03/30/09

    In reply to Lockheed's Official Congress-Briber Closes Up Shop
    That Murtha quote is positively Traficante-esque, with a side of Buddy Cianci.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    03/30/09

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC:


    "Cianci currently resides with his daughter Nicolet in Providence at the 903 Residences, a luxury condominium complex adjacent to the Providence Place Mall. His lifestyle remains very posh, still having a black Lincoln Towncar with a private driver on call."

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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    03/25/09

    In reply to Diaper Senator Will Not Be Locked Up For Airport Rage Attack
    You give toddlers a time-out of one minute for every year old they are. So the TSA should have given Vitter a 47-minute time out — with a diaper, of course, in case he had to go wee-wee before his time was up.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    03/25/09

    In reply to Diaper Senator Will Not Be Locked Up For Airport Rage Attack
    I always felt that way about Lindsay Lohan getting busted for driving drunk twice in two months — and then caught with a bag of cocain in her pants inside the police station — and then getting sentenced to one day in jail and 10 days community service for the whole thing.


    In what universe would any of us get a sentence like that under the same circumstances? In what universe, I ask you?


    Sorry, just wanted to take this opportunity to vent about that. I feel much better now.

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    Image of RonMwangaguhunga RonMwangaguhunga
    03/25/09

    In reply to Diaper Senator Will Not Be Locked Up For Airport Rage Attack
    C'mon, he's a Senator. You know how it works (sleazy wink).
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/25/09

    In reply to Diaper Senator Will Not Be Locked Up For Airport Rage Attack
    Not even a time out?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/25/09

    @Smitros: In feety pajamas.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    03/25/09

    In reply to Diaper Senator Will Not Be Locked Up For Airport Rage Attack
    He puts the "Lose" in Looziana. But at the end of the day, he is still a fraking U.S. Senator! Sigh.
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