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    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    07:09 PM

    In reply to Missouri GOP Pol's 'Green Balloons' Scandal Sounds Like Outright Rape
    and the sex-scandal days of dikcember rages on...

    and this chose quote from wonkette: "The same thing happened in 2004, when America forgot that the safe word was John Kerry."
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    Edited by bess marvin, girl detective at 12/10/09 7:18 PM bess marvin, girl detective was starred bess marvin, girl detective was unstarred
    Image of badasscat badasscat
    07:03 PM

    In reply to Deadly Gun Battle Wows Appreciative Tourists
    "The 25 year-old victim"

    Calling a guy who whips out a Mac-10 and starts shooting at cops a "victim" is charitable to say the least.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05:24 PM

    In reply to Missouri GOP Pol's 'Green Balloons' Scandal Sounds Like Outright Rape
    I did not know that Jabba the Hut had a grandson.

    I hope he goes to the big house; and someone puts a huge green balloon up his bum; and then pops it.
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    Image of manchops manchops
    05:03 PM

    In reply to Missouri GOP Pol's 'Green Balloons' Scandal Sounds Like Outright Rape
    I would just like to point out the obvious, that "green balloons" is probably the best safe word ever created. I mean, are there two words that can exstinguish the sexy better than those two?
    Kudos to Mr. Jetton for enlightening all of us.
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    05:17 PM

    @manchops: I think the country needs a safe word to protect us from Republicans.
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    05:37 PM

    @manchops: I don't know if you're old enough to remember when Republicans wanted to tatoo the Gay's asses during the 1980s. It was done under the guise of protecting people from the AIDS menace. I'd like to propose a similar amendment to have Republican's asses tatooed, so everyone could be forewarned.
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    Image of manchops manchops
    05:42 PM

    @ParahSalin: Don't really need the tattoo, just look out for the creepy, sweaty white guy in the ill-fitting suit that screams the loudest about other people's low moral standards. They'll try to rape you.
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    07:46 PM

    @manchops: "They'll try to rape you. "

    Yeah, I used to think they just raped Americans financially, but apparently now they're also physically raping people.
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    Image of hotpinklovesofa hotpinklovesofa
    05:01 PM

    In reply to Missouri GOP Pol's 'Green Balloons' Scandal Sounds Like Outright Rape
    Didn't doubt it for a moment. Sorry some guys just have that 'rapist quality' about them. Something that sticks with you after experiencing it for yourself. His mugshot, to me, said it all last night. I just wish my initial feelings hadn't been true b/c it's not worth a woman being raped just to be right.
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    04:59 PM

    In reply to Missouri GOP Pol's 'Green Balloons' Scandal Sounds Like Outright Rape
    I'm not normally an advocate of prisoner abuse - the things we allow prisoners to do to each other are barbaric miscarriages of justice that destroy the rehabilitation elements of imprisonment - but I am really excited for him to be screaming "green balloons" while he gets what he deserves in jail.
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    04:48 PM

    In reply to Missouri GOP Pol's 'Green Balloons' Scandal Sounds Like Outright Rape
    The Tucker Max of the GOP
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    04:30 PM

    In reply to Deadly Gun Battle Wows Appreciative Tourists
    I guarantee you this was better than "Wicked."
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    Image of OliversArmy OliversArmy
    04:39 PM

    @Perhaps Not: And almost certainly made less of a din.
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    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    04:22 PM

    In reply to Deadly Gun Battle Wows Appreciative Tourists
    I hope his estate pays off the Columbia House bill
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    Image of heywhat heywhat
    04:21 PM

    In reply to Missouri GOP Pol's 'Green Balloons' Scandal Sounds Like Outright Rape
    So the only reason they are not calling this rape is because he stuck around the next day and told her she should have automatically known a safe word?
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    04:56 PM

    @heywhat: Maybe in Missouri if you make a woman toast, eggs, and coffee it cancels out the rapeyness.
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    04:13 PM

    In reply to Missouri GOP Pol's 'Green Balloons' Scandal Sounds Like Outright Rape
    Can't wait for Fox News to accidentally put a (D) next to his name.
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    Image of PrincessKashmir PrincessKashmir
    04:59 PM

    @Richard Lawson: The local conservative talk radio station is doing one better: Jetton's no longer a current politician, so this small matter is irrelevant. (As I'm sure it would be if this had been a Democrat. Not likely.)

    Also, I don't normally like ad hominem attacks, but this guy looks like the long-lost love child of Tom DeLay and Corky from Life Goes On. Green balloons indeed.
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    04:12 PM

    In reply to Missouri GOP Pol's 'Green Balloons' Scandal Sounds Like Outright Rape
    If he's Raping for Jesus, it's okay, right?
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04:11 PM

    In reply to Deadly Gun Battle Wows Appreciative Tourists
    Suicide by cop?

    or

    Pirated CDs, indeed.
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    Image of intime intime
    03:50 PM

    In reply to Missouri GOP Pol's 'Green Balloons' Scandal Sounds Like Outright Rape
    I'm sure the RNC will simply sigh and say, "At least it was a woman."
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    05:05 PM

    @intime: Ha...you took my line of thought.

    "for allegedly injuring a lady he was having S/M-style non-Republican sex with "

    It's only non-Republican because it was with a woman, also because the perv apparently wasn't married to some long suffering wife.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    03:39 PM

    In reply to Missouri GOP Pol's 'Green Balloons' Scandal Sounds Like Outright Rape
    Paul Janka should sue for copyright infringement.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    03:58 PM

    @scroll_lock: Sadly, "influential narcissistic scumbag raping women against their will" would be a modus operandi that's really difficult to claim exclusivity.
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    Edited by Lysergic Asset at 12/10/09 3:58 PM Lysergic Asset was starred Lysergic Asset was unstarred
    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    04:01 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: And yet he'd love to claim it as his own.
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