I would just like to point out the obvious, that "green balloons" is probably the best safe word ever created. I mean, are there two words that can exstinguish the sexy better than those two?
Kudos to Mr. Jetton for enlightening all of us.
@manchops: I don't know if you're old enough to remember when Republicans wanted to tatoo the Gay's asses during the 1980s. It was done under the guise of protecting people from the AIDS menace. I'd like to propose a similar amendment to have Republican's asses tatooed, so everyone could be forewarned.
@ParahSalin: Don't really need the tattoo, just look out for the creepy, sweaty white guy in the ill-fitting suit that screams the loudest about other people's low moral standards. They'll try to rape you.
Didn't doubt it for a moment. Sorry some guys just have that 'rapist quality' about them. Something that sticks with you after experiencing it for yourself. His mugshot, to me, said it all last night. I just wish my initial feelings hadn't been true b/c it's not worth a woman being raped just to be right.
I'm not normally an advocate of prisoner abuse - the things we allow prisoners to do to each other are barbaric miscarriages of justice that destroy the rehabilitation elements of imprisonment - but I am really excited for him to be screaming "green balloons" while he gets what he deserves in jail.
So the only reason they are not calling this rape is because he stuck around the next day and told her she should have automatically known a safe word?
@Richard Lawson: The local conservative talk radio station is doing one better: Jetton's no longer a current politician, so this small matter is irrelevant. (As I'm sure it would be if this had been a Democrat. Not likely.)
Also, I don't normally like ad hominem attacks, but this guy looks like the long-lost love child of Tom DeLay and Corky from Life Goes On. Green balloons indeed.
@scroll_lock: Sadly, "influential narcissistic scumbag raping women against their will" would be a modus operandi that's really difficult to claim exclusivity.
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and this chose quote from wonkette: "The same thing happened in 2004, when America forgot that the safe word was John Kerry."
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Calling a guy who whips out a Mac-10 and starts shooting at cops a "victim" is charitable to say the least.
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I hope he goes to the big house; and someone puts a huge green balloon up his bum; and then pops it.
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Kudos to Mr. Jetton for enlightening all of us.
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Yeah, I used to think they just raped Americans financially, but apparently now they're also physically raping people.
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Also, I don't normally like ad hominem attacks, but this guy looks like the long-lost love child of Tom DeLay and Corky from Life Goes On. Green balloons indeed.
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Pirated CDs, indeed.
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"for allegedly injuring a lady he was having S/M-style non-Republican sex with "
It's only non-Republican because it was with a woman, also because the perv apparently wasn't married to some long suffering wife.
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