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    Image of Gawkchalk Gawkchalk
    04/02/09

    In reply to Let's Bankrupt Bernie Madoff
    Wait a minute.... I have been out of the country. My Madoff securities account is now worth nothing?!
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    04/02/09

    @Gawkchalk: how much are paper printouts worth?
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    04/02/09

    In reply to Let's Bankrupt Bernie Madoff
    Let him keep a penny. Just so he knows what it feels like to be worth one cent.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    04/02/09

    In reply to Let's Bankrupt Bernie Madoff
    Don't forget Ezra Merkin.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    04/02/09

    In reply to Let's Bankrupt Bernie Madoff
    unconscionable


    Oh, snap! Triple word score for Owen!

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    Image of dado dado
    04/02/09

    In reply to Let's Bankrupt Bernie Madoff
    I'm kinda hoping the Noel family goes bankrupt too.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    04/02/09

    In reply to Let's Bankrupt Bernie Madoff
    If any man were in need of a luxury submarine...
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    04/02/09

    In reply to Let's Bankrupt Bernie Madoff
    Off with his head!
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    04/02/09

    In reply to Let's Bankrupt Bernie Madoff
    It's also about making his with Evilina comfortable in her new home--an efficiency apartment in the Bronx where she will live luxuriously on her Social Security checks.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    04/02/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): His WIFE! I can't type for shit these days.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    04/02/09

    In reply to Let's Bankrupt Bernie Madoff
    I would go farther, "Let's bankrupt the Madoffs"
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    Image of everfade everfade
    04/02/09

    @resipsaloquacious: Amen. Instead we can watch his wife and sons walk away with millions.
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    03/14/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lo Handcuffed?
    Gertrude Stein was a diva back before they looked like they do now. After the war which she sat out comfortably in the south, she marched magisterially past a long line for meager goods to fill her basket at a Paris shop while they proles hissed and stammered. She said art is primary in France. I guess she was art. Her companion was not Alice and was too embarassed to accompany her queue-barging mission. Coward, Gertrude called her.


    I hear this Lindsey and her DJ pal are signed for the top secret Autobiography of Alice B Toklas, not yet filming.
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    03/14/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lo Handcuffed?
    My only objection to the "muff diving" reference is that Josh can be so much wittier. I know it's a weekend sub, sweetie-I've done them myself - but pump it up a bit. As a teacher, I give a C+, because I know you're capable of much better work.
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    03/14/09

    @SarahHeartburn: I was inspired to use "muff" on a later post because I hadn't heard the word in such a long time.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    03/14/09

    @SarahHeartburn:


    Agreed. He achieves Richardian heights of wordy rapture from time to time. It's probably a coffee thing.

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    Image of EhBologna EhBologna
    03/14/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lo Handcuffed?
    I'm not sure but I think she and Sam are doing it nightly in live performances. Mean Girls I mean, not the obvious.


    Being gay is just her latest career move. If it works, soon we'll see gay Paris, gay Tara Reid, and gay Brandon Davis.

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    03/14/09

    @EhBologna:


    How bout Gummy Bear? Is he gay, or just dissolute?

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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    03/14/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lo Handcuffed?
    Hey, Josh Stein post on a Saturday. Cool!


    Hey Josh, are you handling Gawker weekends now?

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    Image of Joshua David Stein Joshua David Stein
    03/14/09

    @MisterHippity: Aloha MisterHippity, Nice seeing you. I'm filling in just for today and tomorrow. But will, probably, fill in again at some point in the future.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    03/14/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lo Handcuffed?
    Run, LiLo, Run!
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    03/14/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lo Handcuffed?
    She is on a roll. I think she should just kill Brandon Davis and her dad as long as she is getting away with everything.


    Meanwhile, in MN, I park on the wrong damn side of the street for 30 minutes and they impound my damn car.

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