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    Rehabilitation Complete

    The Bernie Madoff Knick-Knack Auction

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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11/20/09

    In reply to Rehabilitation Complete
    Once we have universal health care her scam is useless anyway, right?

    So after tomorrow night we'll be safe.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    11/20/09

    In reply to Rehabilitation Complete
    To be on the safe side, I may start shaving twice a day.
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    Image of Drunken Economist Drunken Economist
    11/18/09

    In reply to The Hipster Grifter Has a Great Reality TV Show Pitch
    I'm seeing a hatful of hotdog down the hallway.

    Seriously, this babe passes the Drunkio acid test: Is her writing style better than Sarah Lacey's?

    I mean, when Lacey is NOT taking dictation from Vivek Wadhwa?

    I'd spill, but that's another Lingham down a Yoni hallway in and of itself.

    Also, I'll take a 'Bukkake Tour' over an 'Emerging Markets whilst riding dirty animals' tour anyday.

    That's an idea: Hipster Grifter and Sarah Lacey hooking up.
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    11/10/09

    In reply to The Bernie Madoff Knick-Knack Auction
    I am drawing the inference that Bret Easton Ellis never based a character on this guy. #auctions
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    11/10/09

    In reply to The Bernie Madoff Knick-Knack Auction
    Wonder why Bernie was hoarding his "black on yellow 3" initials" in a cigar box? #auctions
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/10/09

    In reply to The Bernie Madoff Knick-Knack Auction
    Because apparently the wooden duck will put my kids through college.

    Where are all the gold trimmed commodes and Faberge eggs filled with money? Fuck that boogie board! #auctions
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/10/09

    In reply to The Bernie Madoff Knick-Knack Auction
    My grandma has a mink coat that has been sitting in a closet for decades; I'm pretty sure various moths have eaten holes through it. Anyway, a couple of years ago my mom was helping them get rid of some clutter and came across the coat. My grandpa turned to me and said, "Matt, would you like the coat?"

    "No, thank you, grandpa."

    "Why not? It's a very nice coat, very warm."

    "That's OK, grandpa, thanks."

    "Why don't you want it?!"

    BECAUSE I'M NOT COSMO FREAKIN KRAMER, THAT'S WHY. #auctions
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    11/10/09

    @mattchew03: Agreed. PETA has it all wrong. Fur isn't murder, it just makes you look like a complete twat. #auctions
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/10/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: But twats have fur, don't they? And they are nice and warm and, I believe, coveted. Now you have really confused me. #auctions
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/10/09

    In reply to The Bernie Madoff Knick-Knack Auction
    Nothing says "old yenta" like that sad, tatty fur in pic 3. #auctions
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/10/09

    @BettyCrocker: It could be turned into a very nice blanket though. Reuse, reduce, recycle! #auctions
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/10/09

    @BookishLookish: The sleeves would make great legwarmers for a hipster! #auctions
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/10/09

    @BettyCrocker: Oh, totes. Hey, it's already dead, might as well work it, baby! #auctions
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    Image of thisiswhatweknow thisiswhatweknow
    11/10/09

    @BettyCrocker: and there are tons of repurposed fur designers that could use a helpful donation #auctions
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/10/09

    @thisiswhatweknow: I'd donate this and only ask for a fez out of the deal. #auctions
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    11/10/09

    In reply to The Bernie Madoff Knick-Knack Auction
    A++ for the "Bullship NY" Boat Bouy.

    That plus the Giant Screw Sculpture he had in the office reveals a level of brilliance that has to at least be recognized. #auctions
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/10/09

    @The Real JR: It's totes meta. Now where is the Dorian Gray picture and why isn't that up for sale? #auctions
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    Image of smithhimself smithhimself
    11/10/09

    @BookishLookish:

    Learning so much about you, Bookish. Get the feeling that you like to hang out at Housing Works on Saturday...searching for bargains among the piles of chazerai. #auctions
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/10/09

    @smithhimself: I spend Saturday mornings in bed. As for picking through schmattes at the thrifts, no, that ship has sailed. I leave that to the broke young ladies who really need to stretch a dollar. #auctions
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    Image of GaryMyMan GaryMyMan
    11/10/09

    @BookishLookish: You can get away with saying "totes" once, maybe, but two posts in a row? #auctions
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/10/09

    @GaryMyMan: I can get away with anything, young one. Now fetch me my chilled cocktail! #auctions
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    Image of jrhys jrhys
    11/11/09

    @BookishLookish: Ha! Well played! #auctions
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/10/09

    In reply to The Bernie Madoff Knick-Knack Auction
    I've seen a lot of potential for poor investments it my time, but purchasing something which labels you as a Madoff--in blue satin, no less? Might as well toss your wallet in the fire and jump in after it.

    I would, however, like to put five bucks down on that life preserver. Bullship! That's adorable! #auctions
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    11/10/09

    In reply to The Bernie Madoff Knick-Knack Auction
    I call dibs on the dogs playing poker. #auctions
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    Image of Shadowlayer Shadowlayer
    11/09/09

    In reply to The Hipster Grifter Has a Great Reality TV Show Pitch
    Not a hottie, but what the eff, if the bukkake invite is free... #kariferrell
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    Image of onehotmess onehotmess
    11/09/09

    In reply to The Hipster Grifter Has a Great Reality TV Show Pitch
    I cant with this chick...ughhhhh. #kariferrell
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    11/09/09

    In reply to The Hipster Grifter Has a Great Reality TV Show Pitch
    I mean NBC is desperate for programming and this is definitely too niche for Fox so...I think she has a shot with the (pea)cock.

    That was too easy. #kariferrell
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    Image of mladen mladen
    11/09/09

    In reply to The Hipster Grifter Has a Great Reality TV Show Pitch
    Kari as the Fugitive?

    OK, let's run with it, for A&E. Dog as Gerard.

    Or if he's too old to run around the world all season, how about Jesse Ventura? #kariferrell
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