• Profile logout login

#cristinawarthen

Gawker

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #tips,
  • #stalker,
  • #opencaption,
  • #internalmemos,
  • etc.

New York, 6:08 AM
Thu Nov 26
45 posts in the last 24 hours

Team

Tip Your Editors:
tips@gawker.com
Tipline: 646-214-8138

Editor-in-Chief:
Gabriel Snyder | Email

West Coast Editor:
Richard Rushfield | Email

Contributing Editors:

Valleywag:
Ryan Tate | Email

Media:
Hamilton Nolan | Email

Politics:
Alex Pareene | Email

Investigations:
John Cook | Email

Entertainment:
Brian Moylan | Email

Nights:
Adrian Chen | Email
Azaria Jagger | Email
Ravi Somaiya | Email

Weekends:
Foster Kamer | Email

Video Editor:
Richard Blakeley | Email

SUBSCRIBE TO Gawker RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
4260 Subscribers
Gawker
  • posts about #cristinawarthen more →

    Legendary Valley Escort Ordered To Lay Around House

    Self-Proclaimed Stanford Escort Pleads Guilty to Tax Evasion

    How a Stanford grad flunked the escort test

    Ask.com cofounder's wife charged with tax evasion

    So I married a Stanford-brained escort
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    09/30/09

    In reply to Legendary Valley Escort Ordered To Lay Around House
    I love how it's illegal to make that money, but not illegal to tax it.
     Reply
    raincoaster was starred raincoaster was unstarred
    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/29/09

    In reply to Legendary Valley Escort Ordered To Lay Around House
    Those tetas must have cost a pretty penny. Hope the surgeon didn't charge her by the pound!
     Reply
    BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
    Image of sarrible sarrible
    09/29/09

    In reply to Legendary Valley Escort Ordered To Lay Around House
    If only she'd gone to ACORN, they could have helped her file her taxes properly.
     Reply
    sarrible was starred sarrible was unstarred
    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    09/29/09

    In reply to Legendary Valley Escort Ordered To Lay Around House
    i've got a bar she can study for. kazaam!
     Reply
    shostakobitch was starred shostakobitch was unstarred
    Image of Ryan Tate Ryan Tate
    09/29/09

    @shostakobitch: Zing....
     Reply
    Ryan Tate was starred Ryan Tate was unstarred
    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    01/27/09

    In reply to Self-Proclaimed Stanford Escort Pleads Guilty to Tax Evasion
    "I am a wannabe socialite and supporter to my crew of friends. I have four birds, three stepchildren and a husband."


    What kind of birds, you ask?

    Why jailbirds of course.

     Reply
    DoctorNine was starred DoctorNine was unstarred
    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    01/27/09

    In reply to Self-Proclaimed Stanford Escort Pleads Guilty to Tax Evasion
    That's the biggest pair of torts I've ever seen.
     Reply
    Weegee's bored was starred Weegee's bored was unstarred
    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    01/27/09

    In reply to Self-Proclaimed Stanford Escort Pleads Guilty to Tax Evasion
    How long did it take her to pay off those boobs?


    (My lower back hurts just looking at that picture.)

     Reply
    Lysergic Asset was starred Lysergic Asset was unstarred
    Image of Pepé Le Douche Pepé Le Douche
    01/27/09

    In reply to Self-Proclaimed Stanford Escort Pleads Guilty to Tax Evasion
    I would have liked to be the gentleman who interviewed her in the Stanfod Law School admissions office. I suspect that interview went very well (for him and for her).
     Reply
    Pepé Le Douche was starred Pepé Le Douche was unstarred
    Image of flossy flossy
    01/27/09

    @Pepé Le Douche: Her breasts graduated magna cum on-me.


    (Sorry, that was terrible).

     Reply
    flossy was starred flossy was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Gawker account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.