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    A Raging Padma Lakshmi: Schiller's, 10:15 PM

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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    03/13/09

    In reply to A Raging Padma Lakshmi: Schiller's, 10:15 PM
    I'm so glad I'm not famous and can have as many melt downs and freak outs as I like. If I were famous I'd have to control myself and that would suck. Especially when I forgot to.


    I can stamp my Uggs with the best of them!

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    Image of Wasp vs Stryper Wasp vs Stryper
    03/13/09

    In reply to A Raging Padma Lakshmi: Schiller's, 10:15 PM
    Excuse, but do you know who Padma is?! She is an acclaimed actress who starred opposite Mariah Carey in GLITTER. Schiller's should known better than to make this national treasure wait a whopping ten minutes.
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    03/13/09

    @Wasp vs Stryper: Well now, I'm not one to defend diva behavior, but that's a bit like saying Forrest Whitaker's the guy who played on the football team in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    03/13/09

    In reply to A Raging Padma Lakshmi: Schiller's, 10:15 PM
    I would have done the same if I were her. How embarrassing. That's what she gets for going there on a Thursday night, know what I mean locals?
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    03/13/09

    @Cheap Shot: Yes, yes I do. Though I don't get why anyone would go there to eat. The food is mediocre, the prices are criminal, and there are several dozen fantastic restaurants within a four block radius. But if you're looking for a see-and-be-seen scene, then good choice for a Th nite.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    03/13/09

    @Cheap Shot: @misslinda: Not that it's necessarily less crowded, but I would roll down the way to Frankie's.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    03/13/09

    @Mount_Prion: Yes!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/13/09

    @misslinda: @Cheap Shot: But you guys, American Dreamer drinks there all the time!
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    03/13/09

    In reply to A Raging Padma Lakshmi: Schiller's, 10:15 PM
    I worked with Padma on a project some years back and she was a darling. This foot stamping thing must be a new TV thing with her. Too bad. The night has a thousand eyes, honey.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/13/09

    @BookishLookish:


    And the hills have eyes.


    And you never know what is going to happen on Elm Street.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/13/09

    @Smitros: Ah, yes indeed. Also: I don't wanna go down to the basement.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/13/09

    @BookishLookish:


    You want to avoid the people under the stairs.

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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    03/13/09

    @Smitros: They'll make you scream (like 4 times) because they know what you did last summer.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/13/09

    @Mount_Prion:


    I was hangin' with the Candyman.

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    Image of Artur Van Asinine Artur Van Asinine
    03/13/09

    @Smitros: at that horrifying place in Amityville?
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/13/09

    @Artur Van Asinine:


    The one with so many flies, yes.


    Not to be confused with the avian bed and breakfast, which housed many a . . .

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    03/13/09

    In reply to A Raging Padma Lakshmi: Schiller's, 10:15 PM
    "waving her arms and stamped her feet, while he waited at the bar"


    Like this?

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    Image of KatsMeow KatsMeow
    03/13/09

    In reply to A Raging Padma Lakshmi: Schiller's, 10:15 PM
    Anyone wearing fur is not attractive to me.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/13/09

    @KatsMeow: Well bully for you.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    03/13/09

    @KatsMeow: Jezebel's over there. And while you're up, toss me my mink. Thanks.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    03/13/09

    @KatsMeow: Good thing for you I hand-weave all my clothing from the pubic hair of vegan Wesleyan students.


    Wanna date?

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    Image of Kari's Favorite Mark Kari's Favorite Mark
    03/13/09

    @Mount_Prion: I make mine out of the dry skin they exfoliate with organic mulberry sprigs that died a natural, noticed and mourned death.
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    Image of tammyfey tammyfey
    03/13/09

    @KatsMeow: Then you'll just love my new foie gras bolero!
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    03/13/09

    @tammyfey: BTW, thanks for helping me pick out my new baby harp seal boots. They're great with the mink.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/13/09

    @tammyfey: Yum. I am rocking my veal scallopini mukluks today (chilly!), meet me for lunch, if you please.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    03/13/09

    @formerly it takes a lot to laugh: You, my friend, are a winner.
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    Image of aurora*raby aurora*raby
    03/13/09

    @KatsMeow: Wearing fur is stupid. That hamburger should bite off Padma's nose.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    03/13/09

    In reply to A Raging Padma Lakshmi: Schiller's, 10:15 PM
    Padma looked attractive in a black mink waist length jacket...


    Well, duh. She would look attractive wearing raw sewage--of course she looked good in mink.

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    Image of VirginUrgin VirginUrgin
    03/13/09

    @Mount_Prion: A cheap Yvonne Eliman lookalike. And Yvonne Eliman slept with fucking Eric Clapton. (And Jesus!) Look who this bimbo was bagging.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    03/13/09

    @VirginUrgin: Salman Rushdie?
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    03/13/09

    In reply to A Raging Padma Lakshmi: Schiller's, 10:15 PM
    I would pay big, good money to see Padma stamp her feet in a black mink waist length jacket, jeans and heels. Filing that away for a lonely winter's night.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/13/09

    In reply to A Raging Padma Lakshmi: Schiller's, 10:15 PM
    Don't open the door.


    At least don't invite anyone in.

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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    03/13/09

    @Smitros:
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/13/09

    @Mount_Prion:


    Precisely.


    We know what day it is.

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    Image of wholenuther wholenuther
    02/15/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Fights With Girlfriend In First Hour of Valentine's Day
    I have a feeling the night ended with SIlverman, Lohan and Ronson in the hot tub, eating chocolate covered strawberries, and, ahem, making amends.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    02/16/09

    @wholenuther: Scratch out Silverman and you're probably close.
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    Image of FreddieBietzsche FreddieBietzsche
    02/15/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Fights With Girlfriend In First Hour of Valentine's Day
    Justin, those "drunken female cries" you hear are just the wretched EV females who pine to know if you truly deserve your provocative middle name. Or is it more like missile? Enquiring, er, minds want to know, sweetness.
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    Image of Molly Friedman Molly Friedman
    02/15/09

    @edisdead: Sort of, but ask him how he feels about techno music, the environment, or ask him to dance, anywhere, and then make sure you can declare affirmations like these as enthusiastically.


    @FreddieBietzsche: Kind of. And "sweetness" isn't a cutesie nickname I'd advise using with JRS. No need to explain further, you just...haven't nailed it quite yet.


    Best of luck girls!

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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    02/16/09

    @Molly Friedman: Wow. Zers. Servicey!
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    Image of FreddieBietzsche FreddieBietzsche
    02/16/09

    @pufflehuff: Lulz, MF giving out the Rocket science. Sounds like you have to figure out a way to shut him up and just get down to biz.
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    02/16/09

    @FreddieBietzsche: I want to go to there.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    02/15/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Fights With Girlfriend In First Hour of Valentine's Day
    If these two crazy kids can't make it work..romance is dead, people.


    Oh wait, I meant: these two richly deserve each other.

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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    02/16/09

    @Baroness: I thought exactly that about Peaches "Nude Shots" Geldof and her hubs.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    02/15/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Fights With Girlfriend In First Hour of Valentine's Day
    Samantha tastes like bubblegum fried in rancid oil.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    02/15/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Fights With Girlfriend In First Hour of Valentine's Day
    Samantha Ronson with a scowl, that's pretty much permanent anyway isn't it?
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    02/15/09

    @jasonelias: Did you ever hear that happens if you're making faces at some other kid and just at that moment anybody slaps you on the back? You freeze in that countenance forever, despite even the best effort of the smiling mortician. Dohbya for instance was trying to indicate to a classmate just how stoopid he looked and, right, a pound on the back and his future was set.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    02/15/09

    @Tremonius: Hilarious, ha!
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    02/15/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Fights With Girlfriend In First Hour of Valentine's Day
    "The only coke pants I've been trying to get into are yours, honey! Honest!"
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