Do these two people actually exist? I kinda feel like they're a hoax. Has anyone ever really seen them in person? Maybe they could dress up and be each other for Halloween #juliaallison
"There comes a time in a young man's life when he needs to leverage his brother's fame for some mediocre sex. And there comes a time in a young woman's life when she says, 'I totally see an angle here involving my vagina and your microcelebrity.' And in that moment, you have pride in the name of love."
Wow, so random. I always wondered how Toph turned out. I loved that book and hoped he was ok. Looks like all is good. Or better now that he's not with 'that'. #juliaallison
- I never knew who Julia Allison was until Gawker started covering her. Why do you write about her??!
- Ignore her and she'll go away
- Gawd, Julia sucks. She's such a liar.
- OMG Julia Allison is fat.
- She totally asked her ex-BF to buy her a MacBook Air. Can you believe that shit?!
- Show us your tits and get it over with! #juliaallison
@ima221: this is my life; a prolix internet commenter. and i wish i knew ricky van because anna wintour's daughter is also an aspirational sex partner of mine. #juliaallison
@Nick Denton: Hell Denton it's your website so I'll play by your fascist caps rules - I know the e.e. cummings thing went out of style with "Wired" magazine. And yes that shift key is there for a reason: to make you run faster while playing Doom.
Sorry that is dumb I'm a little starstruck. Last time somebody this rich criticized my writing I was high on mushrooms while trying to paint the address on the curb outside T. Boone Pickens' house. #juliaallison
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It lives--Irony is alive and well! #juliaallison
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Both of them just got attention for doing something that couples all over the world do, every damn day of the week. #juliaallison
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- Dr. Martin Luther King (I think) #juliaallison
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- I never knew who Julia Allison was until Gawker started covering her. Why do you write about her??!
- Ignore her and she'll go away
- Gawd, Julia sucks. She's such a liar.
- OMG Julia Allison is fat.
- She totally asked her ex-BF to buy her a MacBook Air. Can you believe that shit?!
- Show us your tits and get it over with! #juliaallison
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Sorry that is dumb I'm a little starstruck. Last time somebody this rich criticized my writing I was high on mushrooms while trying to paint the address on the curb outside T. Boone Pickens' house. #juliaallison
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