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    Image of lookzgood2me lookzgood2me
    10/31/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Secret, Staggeringly Heartbreaking Boyfriend
    Amazing the J.A. bat signal’s been up for over 24 hours and she hasn’t even made an appearance yet. #juliaallison
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    Nick Denton promoted this comment lookzgood2me was starred lookzgood2me was unstarred
    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    10/31/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Secret, Staggeringly Heartbreaking Boyfriend
    Personally, the younger Mr. Eggers sounds like a towering jerk of staggering hubris.

    It lives--Irony is alive and well! #juliaallison
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    Image of manchops manchops
    10/31/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Secret, Staggeringly Heartbreaking Boyfriend
    Do these two people actually exist? I kinda feel like they're a hoax. Has anyone ever really seen them in person? Maybe they could dress up and be each other for Halloween #juliaallison
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/31/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Biden was the most inscrutable choice, ever, for VP. Instead of "change" Obama brought out an old hack, who had trouble with both truth telling, even during the campaign, and with inserting his foot into his mouth. Oh, to know what kind of negotiation that was, to get him on the ticket---except, perhaps to allay terrified old white guys who feared a woman and a (half)black man on the ticket would bring on the apocalypse. #joebiden
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    Image of Tawnie is saving no daylight Tawnie is saving no daylight
    10/30/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Secret, Staggeringly Heartbreaking Boyfriend
    Why oh why did he have to get the followers? #juliaallison
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    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith promoted this comment Tawnie is saving no daylight was starred Tawnie is saving no daylight was unstarred
    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/30/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Secret, Staggeringly Heartbreaking Boyfriend
    Breakups suck, especially when there's an(other) ex involved. #juliaallison
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    Image of Cynical Media Bitch Cynical Media Bitch
    10/30/09

    @Conchie Birdie: Yeah, but when it's fameball vs. aspiring fameball, it's a no-lose situation.

    Both of them just got attention for doing something that couples all over the world do, every damn day of the week. #juliaallison
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    Ryan Tate promoted this comment Cynical Media Bitch was starred Cynical Media Bitch was unstarred
    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/30/09

    @Cynical Media Bitch: Yes, very true, I guess I was just having a softie moment. #juliaallison
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    Image of sklarra001 sklarra001
    10/31/09

    @Conchie Birdie: Allow yourself those softie moments. People are more than their internet footprints.
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    valet_of_the_dolls promoted this comment sklarra001 was starred sklarra001 was unstarred
    Image of Orgasmic-Chemist Orgasmic-Chemist
    10/30/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Secret, Staggeringly Heartbreaking Boyfriend
    The only thing Toph is good for is catching a frisbee... #juliaallison
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment Orgasmic-Chemist was starred Orgasmic-Chemist was unstarred
    Image of Scullery_Maid Scullery_Maid
    10/30/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Secret, Staggeringly Heartbreaking Boyfriend
    A heartbreaking jerk and his staggering penis? #juliaallison
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    Mike Byhoff promoted this comment Scullery_Maid was starred Scullery_Maid was unstarred
    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    10/30/09

    @Scullery_Maid: Not bad. #juliaallison
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    Image of Scullery_Maid Scullery_Maid
    10/30/09

    @Mike Byhoff: A fart-breaking, irksome, badgering meanness? Okay, that's a little off. #juliaallison
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    Image of PontiusPirate PontiusPirate
    10/30/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Secret, Staggeringly Heartbreaking Boyfriend
    "There comes a time in a young man's life when he needs to leverage his brother's fame for some mediocre sex. And there comes a time in a young woman's life when she says, 'I totally see an angle here involving my vagina and your microcelebrity.' And in that moment, you have pride in the name of love."

    - Dr. Martin Luther King (I think) #juliaallison
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    10/31/09

    @PontiusPirate: Hearted. Hard. #juliaallison
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    10/30/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Secret, Staggeringly Heartbreaking Boyfriend
    Wow, so random. I always wondered how Toph turned out. I loved that book and hoped he was ok. Looks like all is good. Or better now that he's not with 'that'. #juliaallison
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    Nick Denton promoted this comment secretagentman was starred secretagentman was unstarred
    Image of burlybax burlybax
    10/30/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Secret, Staggeringly Heartbreaking Boyfriend
    Julia Allison? Julia Allison? ..... That girl that famous because she's famous for not being famous? #juliaallison
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    Cynical Media Bitch promoted this comment burlybax was starred burlybax was unstarred
    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    10/30/09

    @burlybax: I don't think I've ever seen it so well-put with such an economy of words. #juliaallison
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    10/31/09

    @burlybax: That is poetry. #juliaallison
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    Image of Agador Spartacus Agador Spartacus
    10/30/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Secret, Staggeringly Heartbreaking Boyfriend
    OK, shall I get it over with?

    - I never knew who Julia Allison was until Gawker started covering her. Why do you write about her??!
    - Ignore her and she'll go away
    - Gawd, Julia sucks. She's such a liar.
    - OMG Julia Allison is fat.
    - She totally asked her ex-BF to buy her a MacBook Air. Can you believe that shit?!
    - Show us your tits and get it over with! #juliaallison
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    Gabriel Snyder promoted this comment Agador Spartacus was starred Agador Spartacus was unstarred
    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    10/30/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Secret, Staggeringly Heartbreaking Boyfriend
    i need to get famous so i can have some sex with her. #juliaallison
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    10/30/09

    @shostakobitch: No, just start a tech company or know Ricky Van Veen. #juliaallison
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    Image of ima221 ima221
    10/30/09

    @shostakobitch: start a blog about your life! #juliaallison
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    shostakobitch promoted this comment ima221 was starred ima221 was unstarred
    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    10/30/09

    @ima221: this is my life; a prolix internet commenter. and i wish i knew ricky van because anna wintour's daughter is also an aspirational sex partner of mine. #juliaallison
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    Image of Nick Denton Nick Denton
    10/30/09

    @shostakobitch: Hey, can you start using upper and lower case? The shift key is there for a reason. #juliaallison
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    Nick Denton was starred Nick Denton was unstarred
    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    10/30/09

    @shostakobitch: The lack of mid-coital blog posts and tweets is proof JA has never had sex.
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    Edited by onebadclam at 10/30/09 8:03 PM onebadclam was starred onebadclam was unstarred
    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    10/30/09

    @Nick Denton: Hell Denton it's your website so I'll play by your fascist caps rules - I know the e.e. cummings thing went out of style with "Wired" magazine. And yes that shift key is there for a reason: to make you run faster while playing Doom.

    Sorry that is dumb I'm a little starstruck. Last time somebody this rich criticized my writing I was high on mushrooms while trying to paint the address on the curb outside T. Boone Pickens' house. #juliaallison
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    Image of Sheila Sheila
    10/30/09

    @shostakobitch: +1 #juliaallison
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    Sheila was starred Sheila was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/30/09

    @Sheila: Sheeelah! Da heck you been up to, girl? Still in this ridic racket?! #juliaallison
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    Image of Sheila Sheila
    10/31/09

    @snugbug: just drunk n' proscratinatin' on the Internets, seeing what my old fameball JA is up to! #juliaallison
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    Image of kitkatsplash kitkatsplash
    10/31/09

    @shostakobitch: +10 #juliaallison
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    10/30/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Secret, Staggeringly Heartbreaking Boyfriend
    Late Friday afternoon is the best time to release news like this. #juliaallison
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    Swifter was starred Swifter was unstarred
    Image of Alaska Miller Alaska Miller
    10/30/09

    In reply to Julia Allison's Secret, Staggeringly Heartbreaking Boyfriend
    And I thought my halloween is going to be horrifying. #juliaallison
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    Image of Tawnie is saving no daylight Tawnie is saving no daylight
    10/30/09

    @Alaska Miller: It is horrifying!!! The man eating Julia is free to terrorize the world again!!! ACK!!! #juliaallison
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    Ryan Tate promoted this comment Tawnie is saving no daylight was starred Tawnie is saving no daylight was unstarred
    Image of Ryan Tate Ryan Tate
    10/30/09

    @Tawnie is Monster Mashing: So is the "man-eating Julia," but I like your version better (though it assumes quite a lot). #juliaallison
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    Image of Tawnie is saving no daylight Tawnie is saving no daylight
    10/31/09

    @Ryan Tate: hehehe Thanks. There is more truth there than anyone realizes. I am sure it will all come out in the laundry as usual. #juliaallison
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    Tawnie is saving no daylight was starred Tawnie is saving no daylight was unstarred
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