Couldn't the ad campaign be something like, "Liquid iridescent antifreeze that works like cocaine, but without the whoring and nosebleeds, maybe...we're actually not sure what this nuclear waste of a lighter-fluid tasting product is made of, so drink responsibly, or never." #advertising
@friendlynerd: Wow. There's like a study about what this crap does to kids living in the Appalachians. Seriously. Nothing the color of algae piss can be good for you. Nothing at all.
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@ManchuCandidate: I'll pretend "Crab Juice" doesn't exist in any lexicon. Right there with the nonexistent "Yoo-Hoo." #advertising
...all in the name of connecting the consumer public with the brand image interactivity category extension dialogue Twitter Facebook engagement crowd-sourcing.
This is the greatest single sentence fragment about modern advertisting strategy.
This why using Twitter as a news source blows! It's just a bunch of yahoos yapping about what they "saw" or "heard" when in fact, what they know is usually wrong. And way to be on top of things Marc: "All six aboard helicopter have been rescued."
Too bad it looks now like all six have died.
This is why news outlets wait to report things. You get the facts first, then you report them. Just spewing a bunch of rumors, (oh sorry, I mean "reports") does nobody any good at all.
@Glib and Bitchy: Wow, the Twitteratti nailed that one didn't they. I was just looking at the tweets posted above and half of the idiot "witnesses" didn't even know that it was a plane and helicopter that collided. Way to go guys.
@Topheel: But hey -- they did have it first.
(And to their credit, early tweets give folks a heads-up that something has happened . . . so go to a reputable news source to find out what.)
(Yes, I'm feeling charitable today.)
@Mymoustache: Scanner reports are preliminary, and should be treated as such. I didn't want to give the idea that it was a confirmed report, but a "good sign" as I posted in my tweet.
This is such a news FAIL, my friend has been sending more info from Hoboken than I've been able to get from the tv newsers. Gawd forbid CBS interrupt Strawberry Shortcake cartoons or CNN stop talking about healthcare crap...
@Foster Kamer: Right now no local or national channels have any coverage, they have all returned to regular infomercial programming. Oh check that, Foxnews is the only current coverage. I have RCN (bc TWC sucks) so I don't get NY1 so can't confirm their coverage.
@Foster Kamer: Grrrr... Foxnews expert pilot commentator: "the way to avoid crashes like this is to look around you and avoid things you see near you". Really?!
@maevemealone: I'm starting to wonder if our corrupt government installed some Superman villain-like magnet in Hoboken to draw down aircraft; surely it's not normal to be able to wander down to the waterfront with your coffee every few months and watch a mini disaster movie unfold in front of you?
@maevemealone: Gods forbid they halt coverage on something that will shape our nation's well-being for decades to come, that'll be voted on in weeks and will affect literally every single one of us. Blurry videos of oil slicks on water and sensationalistic intrusions of grieving witnesses is much more germane. Real journalists: how dare they!
On the bright side, I'm sure there's a NASCAR race on, so if the grown-ups talking about substantive matters is totes boring, they've got something for you.
@Trai_Dep: Thank you. I was about to post the same thing. Many, many, many, many more people die every day in car accidents. I'm glad CNN was still talking about healthcare. And as far as a news fail, I bet maevemealone's friend is irresponsibly just tweeting whatever rumor he hears.
@nozer: @Trai_Dep: Hey smugholes, how about since it's a local story to me, that the sirens go screaming past my windows, I'd like to get some idea about what is happening in less than 3 hrs? Since the local stations felt it necessary to not interrupt Strawberry Shortcake and Care Bears reruns, I thought it would be helpful if I could get some info from someplace OTHER than twitter, which I don't follow. I can get health care debate rehashes and Dateline reruns for eternity.
@Stream Of Consciousness: There's already been one. But survivors are being reported and taken to the 30th Street helipad. What the fuck happened? Seriously!
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Red... heats the blood...
Bull... SEX. SEX RED BULL SEX GAWKER
This has been a public service announcement from your local ad council. (What *is* a local ad council?)
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Couldn't the ad campaign be something like, "Liquid iridescent antifreeze that works like cocaine, but without the whoring and nosebleeds, maybe...we're actually not sure what this nuclear waste of a lighter-fluid tasting product is made of, so drink responsibly, or never." #advertising
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@ManchuCandidate: I'll pretend "Crab Juice" doesn't exist in any lexicon. Right there with the nonexistent "Yoo-Hoo." #advertising
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This is the greatest single sentence fragment about modern advertisting strategy.
#timeforanewcareerDraper
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Too bad it looks now like all six have died.
This is why news outlets wait to report things. You get the facts first, then you report them. Just spewing a bunch of rumors, (oh sorry, I mean "reports") does nobody any good at all.
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" . . .authorities believed all nine people aboard the two aircraft were killed."
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(And to their credit, early tweets give folks a heads-up that something has happened . . . so go to a reputable news source to find out what.)
(Yes, I'm feeling charitable today.)
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On the bright side, I'm sure there's a NASCAR race on, so if the grown-ups talking about substantive matters is totes boring, they've got something for you.
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Okay, maybe I should wait to hear if there are casualties before I jest.
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