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    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    Joe Francis tells drunk women to take their clothes off, he gets millions. Sparkly Vampire tells insane woman same, and he gets trouble.

    World gone mad.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    clicking on a suri cruise item seems as low as one can go, until one does and discovers that this toddler wears slingback heels. closer to xenu, or her parents' way of keeping her from bolting from the compound?
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    So have girls reduced the number of instances they have gone wild?
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    It's refreshing to see that Dakota Fanning has blossomed into a seemingly normal, gorgeous young woman. She could have ended up taking the Lohan route to fame, but she seems to have a good head on her shoulders. She's a perfect role-model for how young stars should progress to more "grown up" roles.
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    11/19/09

    @mommas-boy: I still say she's L0han-bound. As she nears the drinking age, look out. Those "grown up" roles (child rape, pseudo-lesbian make out session) are probably making her feel, well, grown up. Hope I'm wrong but I sense a TMZ moment coming on with her.
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    11/19/09

    @A Message To Rudy: Yeah, I hope you are wrong, but I was thinking there's still a possibility we may be reading in the future about her wrecking her Mercedes after a wild vodka-fueled orgy, and getting busted with "a usable amount of cocaine" in the fifth pocket of her jeans. Lindsay already used the "I borrowed these pants from a friend" excuse. Hopefully Dakota will come up with a better lie than that.
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    11/19/09

    @A Message To Rudy: Right, because actors are always compelled to live out their characters' lives. Really, why do they call it "acting," anyway? Meantime, I'm sure it was doing Freaky Friday that killed Lohan's life, and not her family dynamics.
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    11/19/09

    @BadUncle: It's a little deeper than that, Freud. The reference was not to the characters she plays but the maturity level she's been asked to handle to portray the roles she's played. Maybe she's handling it well, maybe she leaped up the "I'm now mature" ladder a little too early. Who knows how she's handing it. Not you. Not me. Hence my use of words like "probably" and "wrong."
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    11/19/09

    @A Message To Rudy: Deeper than a guess based on a Gawker-based diagnosis? Wow! Tell us more, Doctor Depth of the Human Psyche!
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    I am in my middle 30s. No matter how old Dakota Fanning gets, any prurient thoughts about her makes me either a ped, a perv or a prick.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/19/09

    @gawkimo: Well, given her mind-blowing precocity, I'll bet in three years or so she'll start dating guys older than you.
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    11/19/09

    @gawkimo: I don't even know how old she actually is, but dude. Isn't there something even creepier about refusing to see a grown woman as anything other than a child?
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    11/19/09

    @gawkimo: I believe she's 15, so hold onto that feeling for at least another three years.
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    11/19/09

    @badasscat: You misunderstood my comment: pedophile to pervert implies recognizing the a girl becoming a woman -- the age difference is still there, even when the girl becomes a woman.

    My views on the matter are best expressed by Jon Spencer Blues Explosion:

    Now you girls 16, 17
    Now you just don't know what's happenin'
    Come on
    Full grown woman
    I said full grown
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    11/19/09

    @DahlELama: Try 11 years. I don't voluntarily hang out with anyone under 25 because they're fucking boring and predictable and their taste in music sucks.

    So, get off my lawn, you hoodlums!

    #tips
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    Does Joe Francis understand that you cannot discharge debt owed to the IRS in a bankruptcy? If this loser is allowed to file for bankruptcy with the stringent new laws, I predict a screeching, ear-piercing public outcry from the unemployed and struggling masses like none the world has heard before.
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    11/19/09

    @PaisleyPajamas: He could be doing so to protect himself from other creditors.
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    11/19/09

    @gawkimo: That has to be the reason, although again, if you have more than you owe, and what you have is in the millions, how the heck is it possible to file for bankruptcy with the new laws? It's not so easy anymore, thanks to the Bush Admin.
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    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    Funny how even Kirstie Alley's insults involve eating something.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    I always thought a cleaned-up Tommy Lee was the one meant for Pammy.

    YES. I can't help but believe these two are soulmates and hope that they'll find their way back to each other, even though that's probably not a good thing for anyone. What can I say? I'm a sucker for a weird, twisted, videotaped love story.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    11/19/09

    @DahlELama: I think they seem sincerely into each other - and in a genuine, loving way - in the video. Didn't you make a video this summer, Dahl?
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    11/19/09

    @Mama Penguino: In my defense, Virus and I were very much in love, and no one has seen it but his cats. And, of course, Chillbear, but that's just because he pressed F12 a whole bunch of times.
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    11/19/09

    @DahlELama:I finally saw their video earlier this year and I couldn't believe how boring it was; one of the unsexiest sextapes ever. I guess they loved each other (I could care less) but it seemed to me like neither one were capable of any kind of genuine emotion.
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    11/19/09

    @DahlELama: Oh, I knew about Chillbear. I mean, I was there and all.
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    11/19/09

    @topsy: I saw about two seconds of it once, and I actually thought it was sweet. I'll have to watch it in full to form a real opinion. (For research purposes, of course.)
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    11/19/09

    @Mama Penguino: I'm telling Rene. I'm assuming this was during one of his breaks when he was released from your basement and allowed to lounge around my pool.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    11/19/09

    @gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: You and your damn pool! Listen, you sexy blonde types are all the same with your pools, your boats, your well-endowed rock star boyfriends. I'm just waiting for the video, Gerbils. I only hope you and Sance have enough decency to be as obviously in love as Pam and Tommy. In the meantime, I'm free to hang out at the pool???
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    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    11/19/09

    @Mama Penguino: Darling, the pool is a free-for-all! Bathing suits not required. But since when is love required for hot, sweaty, throw-down sex? It was delicious, I promise, but without even a hint of that l-word shit.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    11/19/09

    @gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: If you care about anyone in the world besides yourself, you will write up this encounter and submit it to WS post-haste!
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    11/19/09

    @Mama Penguino: I don't have the nerve yet to submit to WS. I have threatened to send in pics of my boobs, and I may still, but only if ReneSance says it's okay.
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    I think we all need to spend some time seriously thinking about how Kirstie Alley knows how men behave when you bite their dicks off. Also a little ironic for her to get all up in arms about Conan for making fun of fat actresses, when her most recent stab at stardom was the dripping-with-self loathing (and hilarious!) "Fat Actress." She's fat - that's the joke, get it?

    Inarticulate tweets are the new bathroom wall.
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    11/19/09

    @KikiCanuck: With all due respect, I'd rather not "spend some time seriously thinking about how Kirstie Alley knows how men behave when [one] bites their dicks off."
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    Great. Now I'm going to have "Cherry Bomb" stuck in my head as the soundtrack to all my 70s era girl on girl fantasies. Oh, wait. I already do.
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    11/19/09

    @Mo MoDo: One question: how the hell did you get into my brain and shoplift my fantasies?
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    11/19/09

    @Mo MoDo: not "Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah):?
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    11/19/09

    @Mo MoDo: "I'mmmm the fox you've been waitin' for!"
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    With the illegally taped peephole videos I send out I'm always sure to call them [Insert Celebrity]'s Hot Naked Butt. I find the intense feelings of violation are somewhat lessened when you add a compliment.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    "Joe Francis plans to file for bankruptcy today"

    Well, isn't that just the choc-dipped cherry to top off my already perfect day?

    Oh..."(1) Why does this man have so much money?"

    More to the point - if this repugnant man has so much money, why is it that he still fields the freakiest set of itty-bitty baby Tic-Tac teeth this side of my local creche?

    PS - I note your name is still in italics, Azaria. Loving your writing - hope they keep you on. So - did a dingo get your baybee?
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    11/19/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: Total conjecture, but I think the italics are because it's a pseudonym and masthead placement means she's safe.
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    11/18/08

    In reply to ScarJo Finally Replies To Nasty LiLo Graffiti
    I don't know why. I just can't resist this...


    She's doing a reprisal of her first great role in the upcoming "Girl with a pearl necklace."


    What... it had to be said.

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    11/18/08

    In reply to ScarJo Finally Replies To Nasty LiLo Graffiti
    @Aaron Altman
    Lojohanssonhan? Didn't he win the "World's Strongest Man" competition about 7 years ago?
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    11/18/08

    In reply to ScarJo Finally Replies To Nasty LiLo Graffiti
    Brad Pitt's new 'stache kind of disturbs me.
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    Image of apecakes apecakes
    11/18/08

    @inflammatorywrit: It reminds me of Todd Palin, which is not a good thing.
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    11/18/08

    @apecakes: oh god. You're right. Give him a parka and a snow machine and we're in business.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    11/18/08

    @inflammatorywrit: He is from the Ozarks.
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