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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/29/09

    In reply to Saturday Night Special
    By the way, #SNL has some seriously horrendous hosts lined up for the next few weeks, so I expect lots of liveblogging in #SNS. Next week is Blake Lively, followed by Taylor Lautner(!!), followed by James Franco (who I respect for the whole soap thing, but seriously?), followed by Jay Baruchel, who I'm not sure has ever had more than four lines in any given movie. WTF?
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    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    11/29/09

    @DahlELama: One thing to remember about SNL. It's not about the quality but the PR. SNL is the equivalent to an appearance on The Rachel Ray Show now.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/29/09

    @fatmonalisa: I think you're undervaluing it immensely, actually. I've never seen as many articles about Taylor Swift as I did after she hosted SNL, not even after she swept award show after award show. Not to mention how popular and even arguably influential it was during campaign season. People talk about how irrelevant it is, and yet they managed to get Obama, McCain and his wife, Clinton, and Palin all on air. That's a hop, skip, and enormous jump away from Rachael Ray.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    11/29/09

    @DahlELama: James Franco, heh, his GH stint is surreal. He'll probably be good on SNL. Why Taylor Lautner was even asked to host SNL is embarrassing. Jay Baruchel?
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    Image of JohntheCraptist JohntheCraptist
    11/29/09

    @DahlELama: Since you opened up the topic, can we briefly discuss the fact that the SNL rerun tonight with Gerard Butler (which is definitely from the current season since those two new women are in this episode) contained a sketch about '300', which came out close to three years ago? WTeffingF is going on with this show? Seriously. (I'm also fairly agog about Baruchel. Whoever manages him is either a very intimidating mafioso type, or, like, a warlock. [Oh my God, now there's a sketch on about 'Braveheart'. I CAN'T.])
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/29/09

    @JohntheCraptist: Yeah, basically Butler will be living off 300 forever because it's the only remotely memorable thing he's done. And I say this having never even seen it, but assuming it must be because otherwise I can neither justify this SNL appearance nor his cover feature in Esquire. I actually thought his episode was OK, especially in a particularly bad season, but I wouldn't like to see him host again.

    As for Baruchel, I'd put twenty bucks on the warlock. Just the fact that his name looks familiar to me is astonishing and clearly the work of the devil and some potion featuring eye of newt. The truth is, he may have comedic chops and therefore not be so bad at SNL, but I find the show a lot less enjoyable when I'm not familiar with the host's work.
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    11/29/09

    @jasonelias: Have you been watching it? I keep forgetting to check it out but I'm dying to see it. Taylor Lautner is the most embarrassing of all, but yeah, Franco will probably be OK, plus I'm pretty sure he's done it before.
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    Image of croush1211 croush1211
    11/29/09

    @jasonelias: Yeah... I don't want to be "that guy", but I honestly have no idea who Jay Baruchel is, even after looking him up on Wikipedia.
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    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    11/29/09

    @DahlELama: See, I think Taylor Swift has been on the PR campaign for a long while now and since the IMMA LET YOU FINISH thing. Also, she was totally set up with Taylor Lautner. Everyone knows that kid is gay like Zac Efron
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/29/09

    @fatmonalisa: You're right. It's as if SNL has abandoned any attempt to be funny and is now simply about the "gets", as if the mere presence of a novel or high-profile guest host or a cameo by a politico makes the show good. Last night I watched an episode from the second season. In Update, Jane Curtin made a vicious comment about the Tonight Show with Carson being dead after 15 years on the air. Well, SNL has become that Tonight Show.
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    Image of Helio Helio
    11/29/09

    @croush1211: don't feel bad I am pretty anal about knowing who's who in the films i watch, and I usually win games of 6 degrees amongst my friends, but I didn't know who this kid was either. At least he's a comedic actor, maybe he'll have the best show yet.

    [www.imdb.com]
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    11/29/09

    @DahlELama: Yeah I've been catching off and on. Franco's character is insane and bordering on creepy. Most of his scenes are with Maxie and the last I saw they were having sex. Poor Spinelli!
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    11/29/09

    @croush1211: I had to do some surfing on him myself. Still don't know why he was asked to host SNL.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/29/09

    @fatmonalisa: Oh, she's definitely on the PR campaign; my point is that I think SNL is actually a great PR get. Of course, the next few weeks are making me rethink that whole stance...
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    Image of KA_editor KA_editor
    11/29/09

    @DahlELama: Why you hating on my desire to top James Franco while watching 300?
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/29/09

    @KA_editor: I assure you, there's no way you'll find me hating on that anywhere in my comments.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/29/09

    @DahlELama: They could all come to my house. I'd put out the good plates.
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    Image of limber limber
    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    Joe Francis tells drunk women to take their clothes off, he gets millions. Sparkly Vampire tells insane woman same, and he gets trouble.

    World gone mad.
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    Image of thatgirlinnewyork thatgirlinnewyork
    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    clicking on a suri cruise item seems as low as one can go, until one does and discovers that this toddler wears slingback heels. closer to xenu, or her parents' way of keeping her from bolting from the compound?
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    So have girls reduced the number of instances they have gone wild?
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    Image of mommas-boy mommas-boy
    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    It's refreshing to see that Dakota Fanning has blossomed into a seemingly normal, gorgeous young woman. She could have ended up taking the Lohan route to fame, but she seems to have a good head on her shoulders. She's a perfect role-model for how young stars should progress to more "grown up" roles.
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    11/19/09

    @mommas-boy: I still say she's L0han-bound. As she nears the drinking age, look out. Those "grown up" roles (child rape, pseudo-lesbian make out session) are probably making her feel, well, grown up. Hope I'm wrong but I sense a TMZ moment coming on with her.
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    Image of mommas-boy mommas-boy
    11/19/09

    @A Message To Rudy: Yeah, I hope you are wrong, but I was thinking there's still a possibility we may be reading in the future about her wrecking her Mercedes after a wild vodka-fueled orgy, and getting busted with "a usable amount of cocaine" in the fifth pocket of her jeans. Lindsay already used the "I borrowed these pants from a friend" excuse. Hopefully Dakota will come up with a better lie than that.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11/19/09

    @A Message To Rudy: Right, because actors are always compelled to live out their characters' lives. Really, why do they call it "acting," anyway? Meantime, I'm sure it was doing Freaky Friday that killed Lohan's life, and not her family dynamics.
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    11/19/09

    @BadUncle: It's a little deeper than that, Freud. The reference was not to the characters she plays but the maturity level she's been asked to handle to portray the roles she's played. Maybe she's handling it well, maybe she leaped up the "I'm now mature" ladder a little too early. Who knows how she's handing it. Not you. Not me. Hence my use of words like "probably" and "wrong."
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11/19/09

    @A Message To Rudy: Deeper than a guess based on a Gawker-based diagnosis? Wow! Tell us more, Doctor Depth of the Human Psyche!
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    I am in my middle 30s. No matter how old Dakota Fanning gets, any prurient thoughts about her makes me either a ped, a perv or a prick.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/19/09

    @gawkimo: Well, given her mind-blowing precocity, I'll bet in three years or so she'll start dating guys older than you.
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    11/19/09

    @gawkimo: I don't even know how old she actually is, but dude. Isn't there something even creepier about refusing to see a grown woman as anything other than a child?
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/19/09

    @gawkimo: I believe she's 15, so hold onto that feeling for at least another three years.
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    DahlELama was starred DahlELama was unstarred
    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    11/19/09

    @badasscat: You misunderstood my comment: pedophile to pervert implies recognizing the a girl becoming a woman -- the age difference is still there, even when the girl becomes a woman.

    My views on the matter are best expressed by Jon Spencer Blues Explosion:

    Now you girls 16, 17
    Now you just don't know what's happenin'
    Come on
    Full grown woman
    I said full grown
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    11/19/09

    @DahlELama: Try 11 years. I don't voluntarily hang out with anyone under 25 because they're fucking boring and predictable and their taste in music sucks.

    So, get off my lawn, you hoodlums!

    #tips
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    Does Joe Francis understand that you cannot discharge debt owed to the IRS in a bankruptcy? If this loser is allowed to file for bankruptcy with the stringent new laws, I predict a screeching, ear-piercing public outcry from the unemployed and struggling masses like none the world has heard before.
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    11/19/09

    @PaisleyPajamas: He could be doing so to protect himself from other creditors.
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    gawkimo was starred gawkimo was unstarred
    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    11/19/09

    @gawkimo: That has to be the reason, although again, if you have more than you owe, and what you have is in the millions, how the heck is it possible to file for bankruptcy with the new laws? It's not so easy anymore, thanks to the Bush Admin.
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    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    Funny how even Kirstie Alley's insults involve eating something.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    I always thought a cleaned-up Tommy Lee was the one meant for Pammy.

    YES. I can't help but believe these two are soulmates and hope that they'll find their way back to each other, even though that's probably not a good thing for anyone. What can I say? I'm a sucker for a weird, twisted, videotaped love story.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    11/19/09

    @DahlELama: I think they seem sincerely into each other - and in a genuine, loving way - in the video. Didn't you make a video this summer, Dahl?
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/19/09

    @Mama Penguino: In my defense, Virus and I were very much in love, and no one has seen it but his cats. And, of course, Chillbear, but that's just because he pressed F12 a whole bunch of times.
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    Image of topsy topsy
    11/19/09

    @DahlELama:I finally saw their video earlier this year and I couldn't believe how boring it was; one of the unsexiest sextapes ever. I guess they loved each other (I could care less) but it seemed to me like neither one were capable of any kind of genuine emotion.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    11/19/09

    @DahlELama: Oh, I knew about Chillbear. I mean, I was there and all.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/19/09

    @topsy: I saw about two seconds of it once, and I actually thought it was sweet. I'll have to watch it in full to form a real opinion. (For research purposes, of course.)
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    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    11/19/09

    @Mama Penguino: I'm telling Rene. I'm assuming this was during one of his breaks when he was released from your basement and allowed to lounge around my pool.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    11/19/09

    @gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: You and your damn pool! Listen, you sexy blonde types are all the same with your pools, your boats, your well-endowed rock star boyfriends. I'm just waiting for the video, Gerbils. I only hope you and Sance have enough decency to be as obviously in love as Pam and Tommy. In the meantime, I'm free to hang out at the pool???
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    Mama Penguino was starred Mama Penguino was unstarred
    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    11/19/09

    @Mama Penguino: Darling, the pool is a free-for-all! Bathing suits not required. But since when is love required for hot, sweaty, throw-down sex? It was delicious, I promise, but without even a hint of that l-word shit.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    11/19/09

    @gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: If you care about anyone in the world besides yourself, you will write up this encounter and submit it to WS post-haste!
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    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    11/19/09

    @Mama Penguino: I don't have the nerve yet to submit to WS. I have threatened to send in pics of my boobs, and I may still, but only if ReneSance says it's okay.
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    I think we all need to spend some time seriously thinking about how Kirstie Alley knows how men behave when you bite their dicks off. Also a little ironic for her to get all up in arms about Conan for making fun of fat actresses, when her most recent stab at stardom was the dripping-with-self loathing (and hilarious!) "Fat Actress." She's fat - that's the joke, get it?

    Inarticulate tweets are the new bathroom wall.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    11/19/09

    @KikiCanuck: With all due respect, I'd rather not "spend some time seriously thinking about how Kirstie Alley knows how men behave when [one] bites their dicks off."
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    Great. Now I'm going to have "Cherry Bomb" stuck in my head as the soundtrack to all my 70s era girl on girl fantasies. Oh, wait. I already do.
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    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    11/19/09

    @Mo MoDo: One question: how the hell did you get into my brain and shoplift my fantasies?
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    Image of TableNein TableNein
    11/19/09

    @Mo MoDo: not "Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah):?
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    Image of Cam/ron Cam/ron
    11/19/09

    @Mo MoDo: "I'mmmm the fox you've been waitin' for!"
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    With the illegally taped peephole videos I send out I'm always sure to call them [Insert Celebrity]'s Hot Naked Butt. I find the intense feelings of violation are somewhat lessened when you add a compliment.
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/19/09

    In reply to Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
    "Joe Francis plans to file for bankruptcy today"

    Well, isn't that just the choc-dipped cherry to top off my already perfect day?

    Oh..."(1) Why does this man have so much money?"

    More to the point - if this repugnant man has so much money, why is it that he still fields the freakiest set of itty-bitty baby Tic-Tac teeth this side of my local creche?

    PS - I note your name is still in italics, Azaria. Loving your writing - hope they keep you on. So - did a dingo get your baybee?
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/19/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: Total conjecture, but I think the italics are because it's a pseudonym and masthead placement means she's safe.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/18/08

    In reply to ScarJo Finally Replies To Nasty LiLo Graffiti
    I don't know why. I just can't resist this...


    She's doing a reprisal of her first great role in the upcoming "Girl with a pearl necklace."


    What... it had to be said.

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    Image of DoctorEcks DoctorEcks
    11/18/08

    In reply to ScarJo Finally Replies To Nasty LiLo Graffiti
    @Aaron Altman
    Lojohanssonhan? Didn't he win the "World's Strongest Man" competition about 7 years ago?
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