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    Image of Claudia Hermione Claudia Hermione
    11/06/09

    In reply to Celebrities Pee in Cups and Have Genitals That Require Maps, Says Jacko Dermatologist
    he's talking about dolly parton with the bed peeing. she was a little kid, was poor, and her and her sisters did that to stay warm. HUGE difference. #michaeljackson
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    Image of BunnySkull BunnySkull
    11/12/09

    @Claudia Hermione: I'm trying to wrap my head around this one. Sure, piss would warm you up for a few minutes but then wouldn't it freeze and then you're even more fucked than before? Being cold is bad, being cold & WET is way worse. #michaeljackson
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    11/06/09

    In reply to Celebrities Pee in Cups and Have Genitals That Require Maps, Says Jacko Dermatologist
    I'm trying to picture Prince singing any parts to Bad (at least as the song stands now) and my synapses are emitting a burning smell... #michaeljackson
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/06/09

    In reply to Celebrities Pee in Cups and Have Genitals That Require Maps, Says Jacko Dermatologist
    "Famous people are not like the rest of us. For one thing, they trust men like this with their corporeal well-being."

    I forget: was that Hemingway or Fitzgerald? #michaeljackson
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    Image of JacquesPaysan JacquesPaysan
    10/05/09

    In reply to Andrew Sullivan's "Twelve-Hour Session of Passion"
    Crassturbation.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    10/05/09

    In reply to Andrew Sullivan's "Twelve-Hour Session of Passion"
    Do we really have anything but his word for the fact that TWO people were involved?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    10/05/09

    In reply to Andrew Sullivan's "Twelve-Hour Session of Passion"
    I only remember having two marathon sessions. One was at the family estate with the dean of students' daughter. Very straightforward -- our mission was to taint every room in the house. 48 hours with a couple of naps, some jacuzzi and pool. The other, after an unintentional month-long spell of celibacy, with a go-go dancer in Ibiza. 72 hours, short naps. Here I only remember people coming in from time to time to see if we were ok and to bring us refreshments.

    [Ha, didn't even try to make it sound other than Penthouse-y]
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/05/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming:

    L’amour! Après ça,
    La petite mort. Après ça,
    La mort: C’est la vie!

    ..Your Penthouse submission inspires me to write haikus. In French, no less.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    10/05/09

    @snugbug: Ok, lemme try.

    Ziggy Ziggy Ziggy Ziggy
    Oy Oy Oy

    Gezeigt was er so vertragen kann
    Schon früh am Morgen fing er an
    Und spät am Abend kam er heraus

    Ziggy Ziggy Ziggy Ziggy
    Eins Zwei, wiederholen sie bitte!
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/05/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Haha! Sehr gut. Immer noch:

    "Du hast gesagt dass
    Du mich liebst. Aber heute,
    Du sagsts noch gar nichts."

    PS: We're gonna get so auf-ed for this tomfoolery..
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    10/05/09

    @snugbug:

    "Meine Fingernägel
    Frauenschwarm mit Leidenschaft
    Der Mond ist mein Diakon"

    Binden Sie uns mit Reifen aus gehärtetem Stahl, dieses Gedicht. Lassen Sie sich nicht die Beamten brechen unsere Atem-Bindung!

    Don't worry, we're doing a public service on a dead thread. :)
     Reply
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    Image of NelsonRattlesnake NelsonRattlesnake
    10/05/09

    In reply to Andrew Sullivan's "Twelve-Hour Session of Passion"
    On dit "LA petitE mort"...
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    10/05/09

    In reply to Andrew Sullivan's "Twelve-Hour Session of Passion"
    Sure, Andy, you can fuck for twelve hours without a single analytical thought, but if a woman does it ("Is this contraceptive device blocking my cervix going to stay in place if I reverse cowgirl him?") and gets knocked up, she can't get an abortion, right?

    Here's the rule: Unless you are an adherent of carefree, fun, 12-hour sex for all, sans punishment, I don't ever want to hear about your cute little overlong fuckfests, hypocrite.

    Oh, and P.S. The next time you write the word "soul" without the words "funky" or "Godfather of" somewhere in the same paragraph, I'm coming for blood.
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    Image of MargotheDoeEyedFMachine MargotheDoeEyedFMachine
    10/05/09

    @BookishLookish: My queen. Never leave us.
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    Image of Chore Boy Chore Boy
    10/05/09

    @BookishLookish: Ha!
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    10/05/09

    @saythatscool: Can I add to that: bleccch.

    And if Andrew Sullivan might deign to never again gift us with his oh so splendid analytical thoughts, I will personally hire the rent boys to keep him in a thought-free coma.
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    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    10/05/09

    @BookishLookish: I would 'heart' you all over again just for that.
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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    10/05/09

    In reply to Andrew Sullivan's "Twelve-Hour Session of Passion"
    Heh. You wrote, "cum."
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    Image of Ron Draper Ron Draper
    10/05/09

    In reply to Andrew Sullivan's "Twelve-Hour Session of Passion"
    Actually the French don't call it that, you stupid bastard. What a lazy fucking researcher.
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    Image of ShawnP ShawnP
    10/05/09

    @Ron Draper: But they do call Sullivan "le bearded douchebag".
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    BookishLookish promoted this comment ShawnP was starred ShawnP was unstarred
    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    10/05/09

    But "douche" means "shower" in French!
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    10/05/09

    In reply to Andrew Sullivan's "Twelve-Hour Session of Passion"
    I'd put my money on coke and poppers. (a dangerous combo...don't try this at home)
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    10/05/09

    @Nic Fit: What's so dangerous about cola and popcorn shrimp? Sounds like a nice night at the Red Lobster to me!
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    10/05/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: *heart*
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    10/05/09

    @BookishLookish: That's where I'm taking you for our first date! Hope you like cheese biscuits. Yummmm.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    10/05/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: I do. I just pray that the famous Red Lobster phrase "endless shrimp" is not part of our date, darling.
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    Image of DeannaCashman DeannaCashman
    10/05/09

    In reply to Andrew Sullivan's "Twelve-Hour Session of Passion"
    I'm sure I'm not alone in wishing Andrew Sullivan le grande mort. And soon.

    P.S. I've seen him at Results ("The Gym") in D.C.--and the man resembles nothing so much as a big hairy Baby Huey cartoon.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    10/05/09

    @DeannaCashman: Mon dieu! We go to the same gym. Ever see Barney Frank? Ouch.
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    10/05/09

    In reply to Andrew Sullivan's "Twelve-Hour Session of Passion"
    From Andrew's new column Happenings on K Skeet
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    Image of Lulupasternak Lulupasternak
    10/05/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: KY St.
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    Image of RheaPollstry RheaPollstry
    10/05/09

    In reply to Andrew Sullivan's "Twelve-Hour Session of Passion"
    I didn't realize that controlled-release Viagra had even been introduced yet.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    10/05/09

    In reply to Andrew Sullivan's "Twelve-Hour Session of Passion"
    I'm pretty sure there isn't much worse a mental image than those last drops of desire/need/etc. draining from Sullivan's hairy, quivering body.
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