"CBS is giving another CSI spinoff a whirl. [...] Avery Ryan, special agent in charge at the Cyber Crime Division of the FBI in Quantico, Va., is tasked to solve high octane crimes that start in the mind, live online, and play out into the real world."
Anne Hathaway to Die in Paris
Not really, she's just going to be in a movie where that happens. Also today: Judy Greer gets another chance, so does Chord Overstreet, and Selena Gomez is a hot mess.
Law & Order Fan Perpetrates 'Most Elaborate Framing Plot' NYPD 'Had Ever Seen'
There's a specific kind of person who thinks, after watching tons of procedural justice TV shows, that he could commit the perfect crime. And there's an even more specific kind of person who actually can. Enacting an elaborate plot to frame his ex-girlfriend for armed robbery, Queens resident Jerry Ramrattan almost…
Clint Eastwood's Son Will Make Your Day
Clint's former model son Scott has gotten a new acting gig, meaning he's poised for stardom! Also today: Ted Danson makes an odd choice, the glorious rise of Wendi McLendon-Covey, and some sneaky Canadians.
Chace Crawford Wants to Be Taken Seriously
The Gossip Girl star would like some awards recognition, please. Also today: Leo DiCaprio taps into his murderous side, yet another CSI departure, and a Noah's Ark movie might be imminent.
Watch Justin Bieber Get Shot and Killed on CSI
Here's a treat! In what seems like the perfect climax to Justin Bieber's invasion of talk shows and the PR circuit, the tween idol was shot to death in an episode of CSI last night. Enjoy!
Katherine Heigl to Make World's Worst Movie Even Worster
When in doubt that your movie might not be the worst movie ever made, add Katherine Heigl to it. That ought to do! Also today: Batman news, Superman news, a comedian goes into business, and a CSI star returns.
Megyn Kelly Thinks CBS Used Justin Bieber to Bash Tea Party
In your Tuesday edition of, "Really, Megyn Kelly? Really?" we have this: Kelly—and half of her panel—thinks that CBS exploited tween sensation Justin Bieber (who guest starred on the CSI premiere) to promote an anti-Tea Party agenda. Buh?
All of Justin Bieber's Scenes from the CSI Premiere
Did you remember to watch the Justin Bieber-filled premiere of CSI last night? No? Well, you're in luck, because a video featuring every onscreen moment—yes, every cringe-worthy, awkward one of them—of Bieber's appearance is inside this here post!
Justin Bieber on the CSI Premiere Is Just as Bad as We Thought It Would Be
Oh, joy! Sometimes, Monday brings things that make us laugh, and this is one of them: a preview clip of Justin Bieber's guest appearance on the upcoming CSI season premiere. Inside, watch—and laugh/cringe—along with the rest of us.
Keanu Reeves Will Never Have to Act in Another Movie for the Rest of His Life
After he does this one movie, that's it. It can never get better. Also today: Natalie Portman might be shot into space and left there, TV actresses get TV deals, Joan Holloway gets a new assignment, and nerd news.
This New "Justin Bieber on CSI" Promo Is Even Creepier Than the First One
Remember that CSI promo from a few weeks ago that featured but a glimpse of Justin Bieber, who will guest star in the season premiere? Well, there's a new one out, and it's even creepier—and Bieber-filled!—than the first!
Justin Bieber's Creepy Cameo in New CSI Promo
Oh, joy! CBS has released an odd one-minute promo spot for the 11th season premiere of CSI, which—in case you weren't aware—guest stars tween pop sensation Justin Bieber. Come in and take a look at it, won't you?
Justin Bieber Touches Dead Body and Screams Like a Girl on Set of CSI
At least, that's what I assume is happening in this still image provided by CBS, in which the boy wonder touches a "corpse." His look of horror is so intense, you'd think his voice just cracked for the first time.
Another Disney Ride Becomes a Movie
Sort of for the second time. Also today: Comic Con news from Joss Whedon, two movie stars want to work with Hilary Swank for some reason, TV shows shuffle their actors, and Justin Bieber is involved in a murder.
Rascal Flatts Try Their Hand at Horrible Crime Procedural Cameos
CSI had a little bit o' country twang to it last night. An intertwined thriller involving Rascal Flatts' bassist being afflicted with amnesia after his guitar attacked him. Also a canoe? And German diplomats? Whatever, Rascall Flatts are terrible actors.
The Oldest TV Police Trick in the Book: Enhance!
Imagine if enhancing images wasn't possible on television shows. Would police officers solve anything? Probably not. Here's the best-of image enhancing on television. And in case you were wondering, CSI Miami is obviously in there.
Everything I Know About the Criminal Justice System I Learned from Tonight's Episode of CSI
According to a recent study by researchers at Purdue, people who watch television crime dramas have a distorted view of the criminal justice system. Hopefully the view that tonight's episode of CSI provides is as distorted as these researchers claim.
Make Contractually Obligated Love To TV Guide's List of the 'Most Annoying TV Couples'
There are TV characters you hate to love, and then there are those whose love you hate. TV Guide writer Damien Holbrook tackles the latter in the magazine's upcoming feature, "Top 10 Most Annoying TV Couples," which details the most aggravating, chemistry-free romances ever foisted on television by a hubris-stricken…
CCI: Cowboy Curtis Investigation
· Laurence Fishburne is in negotiations to take over for the departing William Petersen in CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, in which he'll play a scientist who "has the same genetic profile as a serial killer," much like the sociopathic cowboy he played on Saturday morning TV in the late '80s. [THR]
·Load up on guns,…
