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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    12/03/09

    In reply to Google Rejects Awesome People So It Doesn't Hog All of Them
    I'm going to use this as an excuse for all career fallow periods from now on. "I was too important for Google to hire."
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    12/02/09

    In reply to Google Rejects Awesome People So It Doesn't Hog All of Them
    Wandering the halls of Google one day, I came across a load of bullshit.

    "Hey, I said. I know a whole lot of other loads of bullshit that I'd like to bring on board and present at the next conference."

    The load of bullshit stopped me

    "No," said the load of bullshit, "it's important to save some loads of bullshit for later conferences. It's important to the ecosystem. After all, if we concentrate our loads of bullshit in one conference, we won't have any other loads of bullshit to spread around later."

    That's great, I said. Then I killed myself.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    12/02/09

    In reply to Google Rejects Awesome People So It Doesn't Hog All of Them
    In the new economy we're all superstars.
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    Image of HenryLovesFonzie HenryLovesFonzie
    12/02/09

    In reply to Google Rejects Awesome People So It Doesn't Hog All of Them
    "It's not that I don't love you, it's just that you're such a good guy you need to get out there and share yourself with other women. It'll be better for us both in the long run."
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    12/02/09

    In reply to Google Rejects Awesome People So It Doesn't Hog All of Them
    This just makes me want to snuggle up to my Google pillow and dream Googley dreams of Googleness.
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    Image of MiracleDrug MiracleDrug
    12/02/09

    @BadUncle: Just makes me wanna take Google into my arms and lay it down and Google it.
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    Image of NYM NYM
    12/02/09

    @BadUncle: This just makes me want to Google into the toilet.
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    12/02/09

    In reply to Google Rejects Awesome People So It Doesn't Hog All of Them
    We'd love to hire you, but you're just too damned ... GOOD.

    (Although it's easy to propound in a total buyer's market, the theory does make some sense.)
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    12/02/09

    In reply to Google Rejects Awesome People So It Doesn't Hog All of Them
    So...according to Google, you can sustain yourself and pay for things with your awesomeness alone? You don't need a job or a paycheck for that?
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    12/02/09

    In reply to Google Rejects Awesome People So It Doesn't Hog All of Them
    That's the logic God will use when he rejects my entry to Heaven. Right?
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/02/09

    In reply to Google Rejects Awesome People So It Doesn't Hog All of Them
    I heard they stole that tactic from Gawker Media.
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    12/02/09

    In reply to Google Rejects Awesome People So It Doesn't Hog All of Them
    I'll be sure to put "I'm too good for Google" on my resume right away.
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    12/02/09

    @Claire Buoyant: Don't forget to add that you're also too cool for school.
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    12/02/09

    @Claire Buoyant: Let's not forget Bing. One can also be too beautiful for Steve Bing.
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    Image of twig twig
    11/18/09

    In reply to What's So Unbearable about Working at Google New York?
    You've been doing fairly well, Ryan, but you're falling into one of the classic 'Wag traps: you, like your predecessor, consistently misinterpret the connection between engineers and execs. This is especially important at Google, where the work experience for engineers is different than the experience in other divisions of the company.

    This is not to say that bad execs and good execs have no effect on engineers, because they do -- particularly the bad ones, who can very easily spoil a development environment. But the factors that determine a "good" or "bad" exec from an engineer's point of view are frequently not the same as the factors that cause the business press to draw conclusions about their quality.

    So what did GoogNYCers really think of Armstrong or your other gossip targets? It's astonishing that in a company that employees thousands of engineers, you can't find a single decent tipster. They are out there, I am sure.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to What's So Unbearable about Working at Google New York?
    My old roommate worked for Google, and her complaints were about the following:

    - Relentless, robotic corporate culture
    - How braindead said culture made her feel
    - Higher management pressure to party and be seen with other Googlers
    - The fact that so many other Googlers can't understand why a normal person would want to have non-work friends
    - Politics and office drama associated with zombie corporate culture and rampant social incest
    - How fucking boring it was
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    Image of lionel-mandrake lionel-mandrake
    11/18/09

    @pureblarney: Yep. I heard the same thing.

    Money aside (and it's not an inconsiderable aside), the couple times I've visited friends there (hey, free lunch), it seemed an atrocious place to work. Gave me the creeps.
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    11/18/09

    @pureblarney: I have a friend who worked there as well. After he got married, he asked if he could cut back to 11 hours a day, or if that wasn't possible, to transition into part time or flex time.

    His supervisor flipped out and questioned his loyalty (?!!?) and then started screwing with him, changing deadlines, etc until my friend quit.
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    11/18/09

    In reply to What's So Unbearable about Working at Google New York?
    You know, while it may pay for things like food, rent, alcohol and limousines, money really *isn't* everything. For a lot of people, there is a point where no amount of money can make working in a difficult job bearable. Once you're making enough to live on, a company just offering to throw more money at you in order that you shut up and accept any amount of abuse that they heap on you just is not a very compelling offer anymore.

    I don't work at Google and I don't make a lot of money. But I have worked at other places like that, where I could have made a lot of money if I had just agreed to play their little games and given up any semblance of my own life as part of the deal. I chose to leave instead too.
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    Image of SNForrester SNForrester
    11/18/09

    In reply to What's So Unbearable about Working at Google New York?
    Gimme a break. The IPO was 5 years ago and the company went from 2000 to 20,000 employees since then. If people are leaving, it's because Google is no longer a start up. I'm sure the food and stuff is still wonderful, but the potential to get filthy stinking rich is not what it used to be.
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    11/18/09

    In reply to What's So Unbearable about Working at Google New York?
    Well, taking turns driving around every city in the world taking picures of every single stretch of street has got to be a horrible way to start a Monday.
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