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    'Stop Cucumber Abuse'

    Phallic Vegetables Will be the Undoing of MSNBC
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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    08/06/09

    In reply to 'Stop Cucumber Abuse'

    Food King!
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    08/06/09

    In reply to 'Stop Cucumber Abuse'
    Reminds me of the old debate: Does ripeness matter?
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    MisterHippity was starred MisterHippity was unstarred
    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    08/06/09

    In reply to 'Stop Cucumber Abuse'
    Ah, she'll always have sweet (not sour, or half-sour) memories of the Days of Brine and Roses!
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    naugahydeinplainsight was starred naugahydeinplainsight was unstarred
    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    08/06/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: Try not to make a big dill of this.
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    onebadclam was starred onebadclam was unstarred
    Image of TipsyVonDrinklestein TipsyVonDrinklestein
    08/06/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: I guess he got tired of her gherkin him off all the time.
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    naugahydeinplainsight promoted this comment TipsyVonDrinklestein was starred TipsyVonDrinklestein was unstarred
    Image of blix blix
    08/06/09

    @TipsyVonDrinklestein: But she was his bread and butter.
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    Image of dlduncan2 dlduncan2
    08/06/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: I would relish the opportunity to be in that situation.
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    naugahydeinplainsight promoted this comment dlduncan2 was starred dlduncan2 was unstarred
    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    08/06/09

    @blix: She had him over a barrel, all right, and that wasn't Kosher.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    08/06/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: note she didn't use a propavlasic
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    lobstr was starred lobstr was unstarred
    Image of TipsyVonDrinklestein TipsyVonDrinklestein
    08/06/09

    @blix: True. I heard she gave him a Rolls Royce Cornichon.
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    TipsyVonDrinklestein was starred TipsyVonDrinklestein was unstarred
    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    08/06/09

    @TipsyVonDrinklestein: That's the spear-it.
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    naugahydeinplainsight was starred naugahydeinplainsight was unstarred
    Image of TipsyVonDrinklestein TipsyVonDrinklestein
    08/06/09

    @lobstr: Perhaps there was a Claussen his contract that allows for that.
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    naugahydeinplainsight promoted this comment TipsyVonDrinklestein was starred TipsyVonDrinklestein was unstarred
    Image of blix blix
    08/06/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: Wow! I get up for a couple of moments and every possible idea I had has already been used. I'm a little verklempt.
     Reply
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    Image of lionboy lionboy
    08/06/09

    @lobstr: You are now my idol.
     Reply
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    Image of TipsyVonDrinklestein TipsyVonDrinklestein
    08/06/09

    @blix: C'mon! Don't give up just because the chips are down.
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    naugahydeinplainsight promoted this comment TipsyVonDrinklestein was starred TipsyVonDrinklestein was unstarred
    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    08/06/09

    @lobstr: Fabuloso.
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    naugahydeinplainsight promoted this comment TroisFilles was starred TroisFilles was unstarred
    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    08/06/09

    @TipsyVonDrinklestein: @lobstr: Ha! & Ha!
    Pickle the litter.
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    Edited by naugahydeinplainsight at 08/06/09 5:48 PM naugahydeinplainsight was starred naugahydeinplainsight was unstarred
    Image of lobstr lobstr
    08/07/09

    @lionboy:
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    08/07/09

    @lionboy:
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    lobstr was starred lobstr was unstarred
    Image of lobstr lobstr
    08/07/09

    @lionboy: i presume you to mean idill? {3
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    Edited by lobstr at 08/07/09 10:53 AM lobstr was starred lobstr was unstarred
    Image of kneetoe kneetoe
    08/06/09

    In reply to 'Stop Cucumber Abuse'
    Yeah, why get for free what you can pay for.
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    TheHonJudgeSmails promoted this comment kneetoe was starred kneetoe was unstarred
    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    08/06/09

    @kneetoe: Why women insist upon masturbating when I have a perfectly good, albeit smallish, penis available for their use, free of charge.
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    08/06/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: Because vibrators and cucumbers don't comment on Gawker.
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    Niko Bellic was starred Niko Bellic was unstarred
    Image of Swifter Swifter
    08/06/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: I understand you're even willing to pay up to $100 to a certain someone.
     Reply
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    Image of kneetoe kneetoe
    08/06/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: And afterwards you two would sneak down to the refrigerator looking for some pizza.
     Reply
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    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    08/06/09

    @Niko Bellic: I don't know about that, there's a lot of buzz here.
     Reply
    naugahydeinplainsight promoted this comment TroisFilles was starred TroisFilles was unstarred
    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    08/06/09

    In reply to 'Stop Cucumber Abuse'
    She can call any vegetable.
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    onebadclam was starred onebadclam was unstarred
    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    08/06/09

    @onebadclam: there's a great video of the Flo & Eddie band doing that song, but it doesn't appear to be on the youtubes.
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    onebadclam promoted this comment Dr. Nick was starred Dr. Nick was unstarred
    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    08/06/09

    @Dr. Nick: I was looking for the original album version but had to settle for this.
     Reply
    onebadclam was starred onebadclam was unstarred
    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    07/01/09

    In reply to Phallic Vegetables Will be the Undoing of MSNBC
    The giggles continued as the next story covered local police officers doing their duty.
     Reply
    onebadclam was starred onebadclam was unstarred
    Image of contradicto contradicto
    07/01/09

    In reply to Phallic Vegetables Will be the Undoing of MSNBC
    Oh if this was CNN, the Anderson Cooper jokes would be too easy.
     Reply
    contradicto was starred contradicto was unstarred
    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    07/01/09

    In reply to Phallic Vegetables Will be the Undoing of MSNBC
    Sometimes a cigar is actually a big veiny penis and not a cigar at all.
    No comment on the cuke.
     Reply
    phlox✔ was starred phlox✔ was unstarred
    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    07/01/09

    In reply to Phallic Vegetables Will be the Undoing of MSNBC
    is it me or is there no Top Chef tonight?
     Reply
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    07/01/09

    @BxgrlJeri: It's a rerun or something.
     Reply
    The Cajun Boy was starred The Cajun Boy was unstarred
    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    07/02/09

    @The Cajun Boy: How can a show I don't even like that much go into reruns after 3 episodes? I want answers dammit.
     Reply
    BxgrlJeri was starred BxgrlJeri was unstarred
    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    07/01/09

    In reply to Phallic Vegetables Will be the Undoing of MSNBC
    Filthy bastards. I only watch shows about big melons.
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    Image of Zapp Brannigan Zapp Brannigan
    07/01/09

    So do you prefer Fox News or CNBC for their shows about melons? That is what all the shows with gorgeous hostesses are about, right? @Wrapitup:
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    Zapp Brannigan was starred Zapp Brannigan was unstarred
    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    07/02/09

    @Zapp Brannigan: If you're not eager to view Shepherd Smith's butt-melons of velvet-encased steel, then I feel sorry for you.
     Reply
    Wrapitup was starred Wrapitup was unstarred
    Image of uncivilly obedient uncivilly obedient
    07/01/09

    In reply to Phallic Vegetables Will be the Undoing of MSNBC
    That's freedom of the press for you! I think I read that in Iran vendors are not allowed to even sell cucumber due to their phallic appearance let alone laugh about it on TV.


    (It was obviously banned due to it's appearance and had nothing to due with some other possible use people may come up with, since there aren't people who think like that in Iran. Not even one)

     Reply
    uncivilly obedient was starred uncivilly obedient was unstarred
    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    07/01/09

    @uncivily obedient: Oooh! Be careful, the story is about Iraq and it only appeared in one newspaper, the Daily Telegraph.
     Reply
    i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of T.s. Ediot T.s. Ediot
    07/02/09

    @uncivily obedient: That's ah... not true. At all.
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    Image of uncivilly obedient uncivilly obedient
    07/02/09

    @T.s. Ediot: See: [www.dailymail.co.uk]
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    uncivilly obedient was starred uncivilly obedient was unstarred
    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    07/02/09

    @uncivily obedient: Ah! The Daily Mail picked it up as well. They use the same source as well.
     Reply
    i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
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