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    Padma Lakshmi in Sordid Bacon Cheeseburger Sex Tape
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    03/26/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi in Sordid Bacon Cheeseburger Sex Tape
    I'm a bit ashamed that I got turned on watching a woman eat a dead animal. I guess you don't pass on your genes by not getting turned on.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/26/09

    @CaptainFantastic: Caveman. *swoon*
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    03/26/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi in Sordid Bacon Cheeseburger Sex Tape
    Chicks think it's gross, dudes get wood; plus ca change, plus c'est la meme cheeseburger.
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    Image of Mando323 Mando323
    03/26/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi in Sordid Bacon Cheeseburger Sex Tape
    Aren't we missing the real point here? Are there fucking ONION RINGS on that thing???
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/26/09

    @Mando323: Yes indeed.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    03/26/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi in Sordid Bacon Cheeseburger Sex Tape
    Gotta love the way that dress shows off her golden arches.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    03/26/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi in Sordid Bacon Cheeseburger Sex Tape
    It's not too likely that the Hardee's consumer demographic will have heard of Padma Lakshmi or be interested in a foreign-born, non-Caucasian, dark-skinned woman with a non-Anglicized name who runs a gourmet cooking contest.


    If I'm wrong and these ads do track well, my respect for the average Hardee's burger-eater will go up.

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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    03/26/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi in Sordid Bacon Cheeseburger Sex Tape
    I just want to point out that the dripping sauce is sexy as hell when it lands on a skinny model-leg. Not so sexy when it lands on the bloated, pasty calf of a Wal-Mart stocker named Trisha in a Hardees off the interstate in rural Georgia.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    03/26/09

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC: Make her crying as she eats it and it's ART.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    03/26/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi in Sordid Bacon Cheeseburger Sex Tape
    Based on her strange, lilting delivery during Top Chef, I would guess that burger is laced with about sixteen Percocets crumbled up with Oxycontin flavored bacon and Morphine soaked onion.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/26/09

    @PickleTitsTurner: Yes, your name immediately qualifies you as an arbiter of good taste.
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    03/26/09

    @Private Hangnail: Wrong thread!
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/26/09

    @Private Hangnail:


    A recipe like that might make me momentarily ignore everything I learned in Fast Food Nation.

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    Image of FracturedAcetabulum FracturedAcetabulum
    03/26/09

    @saythatscool: ha!
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    03/26/09

    @Smitros: Or, in the very least, numb the pain of your stroke before the diabetic coma kicks in.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/26/09

    @Private Hangnail:


    Sometimes you have to live on the edge.

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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    03/26/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi in Sordid Bacon Cheeseburger Sex Tape
    this is really gross.
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    Image of PickleTitsTurner PickleTitsTurner
    03/26/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi in Sordid Bacon Cheeseburger Sex Tape
    That was actually kinda gross.


    Also, people, please, STOP LICKING YOUR FINGERS! USE A NAPKIN!

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    03/26/09

    @PickleTitsTurner: @PickleTitsTurner: Yes, your name immediately qualifies you as an arbiter of good taste.
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    Image of PickleTitsTurner PickleTitsTurner
    03/26/09

    @saythatscool:I'm not talking about one's eye for art, or taste for wine, I'm talking about keeping your fingers out of your mouth while you're eating.
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    03/26/09

    @PickleTitsTurner: You need to come to my next BBQ. I'll have you licking your fingers when you taste my pulled pork.
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    03/26/09

    @saythatscool: And afterward, you can have some BBQ.
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    Image of PickleTitsTurner PickleTitsTurner
    03/26/09

    @saythatscool: No thanks, BBQs are a bit too plebian for me. I'll send you a bucket of mayonaisse though!
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    03/26/09

    @PickleTitsTurner: Well nobody said you had to eat.
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    Image of PickleTitsTurner PickleTitsTurner
    03/26/09

    @saythatscool: Ooo, Burn!
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    03/26/09

    @PickleTitsTurner: teehee.
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    saythatscool was starred saythatscool was unstarred
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    03/26/09

    @saythatscool: Ha!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/26/09

    @PickleTitsTurner: Plebian? Don't you mean "plebeian," Miss Fancy Pickle Tits?
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    Image of PickleTitsTurner PickleTitsTurner
    03/26/09

    @BookishLookish: I guess. I never learned to spell. Instead my daddy donated a library.
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    Image of FracturedAcetabulum FracturedAcetabulum
    03/26/09

    @PickleTitsTurner: seriously? You think that's going to help here?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/26/09

    @PickleTitsTurner: Too bad he didn't have any money leftover to help you with that dick problem, honey.
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    03/26/09

    @PickleTitsTurner: Well that's the last BBQ invitation I am going to extend to you!
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    03/26/09

    @PickleTitsTurner: Man, all my father donated to me was a sense of humour.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    03/26/09

    @PickleTitsTurner: Licking your fingers saves trees.


    Also, seeing the word "plebian" always makes me start humming "Cry Me a River":


    Told me love was too pleBIan,

    Told me you were through with ME AND...

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    Image of seancasio seancasio
    03/26/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi in Sordid Bacon Cheeseburger Sex Tape
    I'm getting a Hardee
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    03/26/09

    @seancasio: HA! Lowbrow humor FTW
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    Image of jiminy.peep jiminy.peep
    03/26/09

    @seancasio: there's special sauce squirting from my big mac
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    03/26/09

    @jiminy.peep: Ha! And I have an erection.


    Wait...

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    Image of jiminy.peep jiminy.peep
    03/26/09

    @unclevanya: you disgust me
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    03/26/09

    @jiminy.peep: Giggity.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    03/26/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi in Sordid Bacon Cheeseburger Sex Tape
    "with no apparent connection whatsoever to the burger-eating process"


    No! Pay attention. She's eating a big dripping burger. Dripping.

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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    03/26/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi in Sordid Bacon Cheeseburger Sex Tape
    It's common knowledge that Padma is rumored to be a pothead.


    So the real subtext to this ad is that she's stoned off her ass and has the munchies.


    And smokin' hot, too, of course.


    This is a perfect ad for the horny pothead male demographic.

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    03/26/09

    @MisterHippity:


    She'd better be careful. Michael Phelps might get the munchies and eat her.


    Stray thought: When you hold Michael Phelps over a bathtub, does he paddle in the air like a doggy?

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    03/26/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi in Sordid Bacon Cheeseburger Sex Tape
    Bookish said she's not like that.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/26/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Yes, she was a sweetie when I met her. But you know, if it's true that Padma was mean to the staff at the restaurant, maybe if she ate more bacon cheeseburgers she would not get all stampy right before dinner, from a fainting-level lack of protein and carbs.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/26/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi in Sordid Bacon Cheeseburger Sex Tape
    Half of half of America (and a good fraction of half of the other half of America) would also happily watch, hear, and smell her fart.
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    03/26/09

    In reply to Padma Lakshmi in Sordid Bacon Cheeseburger Sex Tape
    What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist.
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