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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    02:22 PM

    In reply to Demi Moore's Ages-Old Empire of Dirt
    I'm 49. I think you're misunderstanding Moore's response, which is natural, because you don't have her perspective. Saying "I'm 47, how am I supposed to look?" is saying, "I'm fine with my age and how I look, but you seem to have an expectation that I should look some other way. Why?" It's not letting it get to her, it's asking a question I'm glad she asked. Unfortunately, it seems nearly impossible to get people to question the assumption that everyone must want to be 22.
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    01:17 PM

    In reply to Demi Moore's Ages-Old Empire of Dirt
    Demi looks amazing in that photo, for a 47-year old woman.

    Unfortunately, she looks haggard for a 22-year old starlet, as that is the age women are supposed to resemble in Hollywood.
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    Image of random_play random_play
    01:04 PM

    In reply to Demi Moore's Ages-Old Empire of Dirt
    Old? Demi looks like she's about to go through Pre-Raphaelitopause. Is that a photo or a painting?
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    01:36 PM

    @random_play: Damn. You are so friended, "Pre-Raphaelitopause." I'm cleaning off the 7 & 7 from my monitor.
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    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    02:31 PM

    @i'm a bottle: You're drinking this early too? My scotch and I salute you!
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12:52 PM

    In reply to Demi Moore's Ages-Old Empire of Dirt
    Foster: Sorry that you're freezing! I love your gossip roundups. I used to rarely read these, but I'm hooked on your rarefied style.

    You guys should come down to the Puerto Vallarta area. I went to an amazing wedding on the beach last evening, and everyone was barefoot. Idyllic doesn't even begin to describe it. All the East Coasters were dreading their return flights home.

    Then again, our summers are hot and sweltering, like all the circles of Hell combined, so Mother Nature shits on us, too.
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    01:07 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: I'll be Puerto Vallarta next month! Can't believe I'm going to miss feces season...
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    Edited by MyNameIsChris at 12/19/09 1:07 PM MyNameIsChris was starred MyNameIsChris was unstarred
    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    01:08 PM

    @MyNameIsChris: This is the best time of year... quite literally paradise. Enjoy, and maybe arrange to go back home in April or so. :-)
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12:38 PM

    In reply to Demi Moore's Ages-Old Empire of Dirt
    Now that my crazy-woman quota is filled by Lady Gaga, Courtney can descent into the depths of rock obscurity unobserved.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12:31 PM

    In reply to Demi Moore's Ages-Old Empire of Dirt
    If Demi is going to live her life on Twitter, then she'll need to respond to the twits and I rather love what she
    said.

    Gossip: a friend of mine from L.A. used to work for her, years ago, and said she was the wildest, most uninhibited, sexxxual person she'd ever known.
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    Image of marciax3 marciax3
    12:42 PM

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: What exactly is "all that work"? Getting a boob job isn't what kept her slim, which is what most people have truck with. Both she and Courtney Cox seem to be victims of the "how dare this bitch stay skinny!" brigade.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12:51 PM

    @marciax3: there was a rumor that Demi had lots of work done several years ago, which she has denied. (I
    deleted that from my comment.)

    Courteney Cox is starting to look just plain weird, however.

    I hold no grudges against those who stay fit and healthy. I do it myself. Yet if I were famous and my face and body scrutinized this way, I'd be tempted to go under the knife, yep.
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    Edited by Banjo-Sea Kitten at 12/19/09 12:53 PM Banjo-Sea Kitten was starred Banjo-Sea Kitten was unstarred
    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12:56 PM

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: After being considered "the wildest, most uninhibited, sexxxual person", it must be a huge letdown for some random Twitterer (Tweeter, Twit, or whatever the fuck they're called) to tear her down like that.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    01:00 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: She's a surviva'. She's got the whole package: good marriage to a successful young dude, good relationship with her ex, nice kids and a career and she can't really act in my opinion! Got get 'em, Demi.
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    Image of get the buttah get the buttah
    01:05 PM

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: As a 45 yr old (babe ;-), I like what she said too. The sooner these young (my assumption) twits realize that age creeps up on you as you go, the better. It's not like you wake up one day, and look old (although sometimes it can feel that way ;-).
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    01:06 PM

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: She'll need to become a Bodhisattva to survive in the public eye much longer.

    Although: come to think of it, Helen Mirren's still kickin' it... oh, wait, she can act.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    01:11 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: wouldn't you love to see that? I'm old and I embrace it, now put me in your damn movie! The trend seems scarily the other way right now.
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    01:12 PM

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: Please never talk about somebody being the wildest, most uninhibited, sexxxual person on earth again. It's giving me flashbacks to my dad saying that about my mom. Fuckin' hippie parents...
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    01:18 PM

    @MyNameIsChris: That is, indeed, pretty gross. We'll try to shield your eyes in the future.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    01:19 PM

    @MyNameIsChris: Sweetie, all of our parents did it. My parents were drunk, uncool ski bums and 75% of their kids were accidents! I'm. OK. with. all. of. this. now.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    01:22 PM

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: The trick is really, truly, honest to God not giving a shit about anything but your own contributions and fulfillment. Of course, this is easier to do when you're not living in the public eye.

    Hollywood will never change... I love old movies (I'm a TCM junkie) and the age gaps between men and women were significantly greater way back when... and it was never remotely an issue. (Kind of like if almost every movie these days had romantic leads like Entrapment.)
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    Image of siarna siarna
    02:26 PM

    @Lysergic Asset: Helen Mirren makes me want to be a lesbian.
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    Image of Poodle_Heart Poodle_Heart
    12:15 PM

    In reply to Demi Moore's Ages-Old Empire of Dirt
    Next big plastic surgery trend: Armpit filler. And total full body skin replacement. After that, decanting previously made clones. Because those things are all that's left, really. xoxo
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12:14 PM

    In reply to Demi Moore's Ages-Old Empire of Dirt
    What's also weird is that as Demi's gotten older, she's begun sprouting a large bearded man from her left hip and a piece of astroturf from her vagina.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    12/18/09

    In reply to Does the Horrible Beard Get in the Way When Brangelina Have Sex?
    Maybe I'm the only person that thinks this but despite Jolie's in your face sex appeal and Pitt's sexy boy reputation and abs, I find it hard to imagine that sex between them is sexy in any way. I think they each lack a sort of earthiness that comes with good sexiness and that beard does not increase the earthiness factor in any way.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/18/09

    In reply to Does the Horrible Beard Get in the Way When Brangelina Have Sex?
    I haven't lived in the states in a while, but is $13 an hour actually considered 'good money' in NYC these days? If so, does everyone still live with their parents and eat intermittently?
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    Image of CrayonSmoothie CrayonSmoothie
    12/18/09

    @Lysergic Asset: According to the Living Wage Calculator, $13 an hour would count as a 'living wage' though it depends on exactly where in NYC one lives.
    Living Wage Calculator here: [snipurl.com]
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    Image of charliebabbles charliebabbles
    12/18/09

    @Lysergic Asset: $13 an hour is an awful wage. I was making $15 an hour under the table doing construction 20 years ago.
    She doesn't live in NYC; I believe her moniker is "The Princess of Poughkeepsie."
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/18/09

    @charliebabbles: From what I recall of Poughkeepsie (that is such a weird word to type), she's probably right.
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    Image of theresa crane theresa crane
    12/18/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Got a bachelor's degree and making 12.50 an hour!!
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    Lysergic Asset promoted this comment theresa crane was starred theresa crane was unstarred
    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/18/09

    @theresa crane: What a crazy world. I hope it improves for you!
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    12/18/09

    In reply to Does the Horrible Beard Get in the Way When Brangelina Have Sex?
    Madonna told me that buying a pair of my shoes is more satisfying than having sex with a man.

    Why not just have sex with the shoe, Jimmy Choo, Jimmy Choo?
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    12/18/09

    In reply to Does the Horrible Beard Get in the Way When Brangelina Have Sex?
    I think Brangelina (which to me sounds like some bran-based Tang) would be treated like the word "couple" in the AP Stylebook, which, I'm pretty sure means it's singular when referring to them as one unit (The Brangelina has to deal with that beard during sex) and when "couple" is used in the sense of two individuals together, it's plural (Brangelina aren't married, they're just living in beard-y sin).

    Word nerd out!
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    Image of jenndavo jenndavo
    12/18/09

    @LatestBy: Glad I'm not the only one who signed in to post "'Brangelina' should be considered a collective noun and therefore ..." Word nerds unite!
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    Image of Miss Anita Manbadly Miss Anita Manbadly
    12/18/09

    @LatestBy: It's unfortunate, but whenever I read "Brangelina" I hear the "Thumbelina" theme song.
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    12/18/09

    @jenndavo: Yahoo! Hearted.
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    12/18/09

    In reply to Does the Horrible Beard Get in the Way When Brangelina Have Sex?
    Hugh Grant has never been married. I know, because I send mail proposing to him frequently and he always turns me down.

    Brad Pitt always grows that billy-goat beard when he's souring on his woman. He did the same thing in the last year or two of his marriage to Jennifer Aniston. I wonder if it's in order to turn them off him physically? That's probably the last thing to go given he's not much of a catch intellectually.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/18/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: This is true; the article just lists those people as Trope's clients, but it doesn't mean she served in a divorce-lawyer capacity for them, which she obviously couldn't have.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/18/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: Good theory. How devious of him.
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    Image of Miss Anita Manbadly Miss Anita Manbadly
    12/18/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: And here I thought he was just preparing for the lead in the Colonel Sanders story.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    12/18/09

    In reply to Does the Horrible Beard Get in the Way When Brangelina Have Sex?
    Angelina had a tummy tuck after the twins (which she has admitted to). First thing the doctors ask you is: "you know there's no more kids after this, right?" Because they remove the blown-out muscles so there is not enough muscles left for a baby to expand. So I think she's letting these stories happen, but the only children they will continue to have will be adopted ones.
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    Image of Arken Arken
    12/18/09

    In reply to Does the Horrible Beard Get in the Way When Brangelina Have Sex?
    Brad has spent years trying to get people to stop treating him like a pretty boy. The beard is just the next logical step.
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