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    Image of fuzzymuffins fuzzymuffins
    12/16/09

    In reply to Rachel Uchitel Inspires Little Girls Everywhere to Be One Step Up from a Hooker
    so that's where all the cute girls go. they get paid to be somewhere i'm not.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    12/16/09

    @fuzzymuffins: Ah, look on the bright side: Maybe they're avoiding you for free.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/16/09

    In reply to Rachel Uchitel Inspires Little Girls Everywhere to Be One Step Up from a Hooker
    These women could take one more step up and become conservative pundits for Fox.
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    12/16/09

    @Mike Jahn: I'm pretty sure that's two steps down... if not three.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    12/16/09

    In reply to Rachel Uchitel Inspires Little Girls Everywhere to Be One Step Up from a Hooker
    I am continually fascinated by the situation of hospitality-providing girls -- not the madams, not the actual professionals, I mean the good-time girls (busty or otherwise) who find a way to get compensated for doing what they probably enjoy anyway: going out and having fun.

    No matter how rigorously I bust my tail in grad school, I'll never reach the level these women inhabit in the capitalist hierarchy: Their ratio of reward-achieved-to-effort-expended will always, always outstrip mine.

    Kind of makes me wonder exactly whom the patriarchy is supposed to be keeping down, sometimes.
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    Edited by skahammer at 12/16/09 9:25 AM skahammer was starred skahammer was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/16/09

    @skahammer: Yeah, but you know what? Those party girls will never write a comment like that one.*

    Take solace, smart person, and wow 'em with wit, insight and occasional allusions to very dead philosophers.

    *Waitin' for smart party girls to bust my chops.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    12/16/09

    @AzureTexan: Easy for you to say, surrounded as you no doubt constantly are by bevies of gorgeous commenters, flunkies wearing headsets, and unopened bottles of Cristal while you get yor Jho Low on in the roped-off upper chamber of the Gawker commentariat.

    Yeah, all of that is shown by the casual wit and effortless grace of your many outstanding comments, BlueTejano. Don't think for a second that those of us with far more modest talents still can't hear you up there.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/16/09

    @skahammer: You're right about that upper chamber: chesty commenters, forgotten Christal, omnidirectional coke lines, prodigal heirs of European aristocrats, profligate scions of expropriating dictators, and me.

    But sometimes . . . sometimes, you know, sometimes I just wanna go back to the old ways, like when I stood alone at the bitter rim and shouted bleak soliloquies into the echoing void. Or something.

    But seriously. You're too kind. Keep up the sharp commentary. And remember that party girls will die miserable deaths in cold mansions, or maybe not, because you never know, but still, keep it up!
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    Image of burbere002 burbere002
    12/16/09

    In reply to Rachel Uchitel Inspires Little Girls Everywhere to Be One Step Up from a Hooker
    Those bottom-feeder jobs have always existed in one form or another. "Match me, Sidney."
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    12/16/09

    @burbere002: Great allusion. We all probably need to see that film once a year as a corrective.
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    Image of T-RO T-RO
    12/10/09

    In reply to Gossip, Girl
    Funny! that's my friend Colby from Seattle!
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    Image of HollyQE2 HollyQE2
    12/10/09

    In reply to Gossip, Girl
    See, at first glance I thought that was just a really great picture of Joan Rivers.
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    ms_priestypants promoted this comment HollyQE2 was starred HollyQE2 was unstarred
    Image of Streeter Streeter
    12/10/09

    In reply to Gossip, Girl
    the lepore creature is probably something tiger would appreciate...big fake tits and fake lips. ohhhh and blonde.
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    ShawnP promoted this comment Streeter was starred Streeter was unstarred
    Image of Tnuc Tnuc
    12/10/09

    In reply to Gossip, Girl
    My how you've aged, Lady GaGa!
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    12/10/09

    In reply to Gossip, Girl
    Having looked again, I am unsure that is actually Beth Ditto.
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    12/10/09

    @RollsRoyceRevenge: You're right. We changed the caption. As I said below, it was Getty's fuck up, and we just fell for it.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    12/10/09

    @Brian Moylan: Aren't you glad you pay them the big bucks?
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    12/10/09

    In reply to Gossip, Girl
    Steven Tyler's never looked better!
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    Edited by jasonelias at 12/10/09 11:43 AM jasonelias was starred jasonelias was unstarred
    Image of ShawnP ShawnP
    12/10/09

    In reply to Gossip, Girl
    Definitely have to go with bachelorette #3.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    12/10/09

    In reply to Gossip, Girl
    Fixture is right. She has about the same ration of organic:artificial as a bathroom faucet.
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    Image of Jackie Ohhh Jackie Ohhh
    12/10/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Even her skin has a Barbie sheen up close, like she is a walking trannie doll, I still lover her anyway.
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    Pope John Peeps II promoted this comment Jackie Ohhh was starred Jackie Ohhh was unstarred
    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    12/10/09

    @Jackie Ohhh: Yep. She's doing her thing, and that's extremely commendable. It just so happens her thing is pretty creepy.
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    Image of Mrs.Ataxxia Mrs.Ataxxia
    12/10/09

    In reply to Gossip, Girl
    Thats my friend Colby. She is an AMAZING DJ. And the biggest sweetheart in the world.
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    Brian Moylan promoted this comment Mrs.Ataxxia was starred Mrs.Ataxxia was unstarred
    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    12/10/09

    @Mrs.Ataxxia: Sorry, guys. The caption on the Getty pic said it was Beth Ditto and, well, they do look very similar, so I had no reason to believe otherwise.

    So, now we need a new caption. Suggestions?
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    Image of Mrs.Ataxxia Mrs.Ataxxia
    12/10/09

    @Brian Moylan: Well if anything, i'm sure Colby is flattered by the comparison :)
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    12/10/09

    @Mrs.Ataxxia: Hell yeah. Beth Ditto kinda rules.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/10/09

    In reply to Gossip, Girl
    Everyone looks like a heifer next to Ms. Lepore. She is absolutely tiny.
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    Image of TableNein TableNein
    12/10/09

    @BookishLookish: Well in fairness, Beth Ditto does have four stomachs:

    <a href='[img340.imageshack.us]'<img src='[img340.imageshack.us]' border='0' alt='Image Hosted by ImageShack.us'/
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    12/10/09

    @TableNein: You know, one day you'll have to learn how to post pictures properly.
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    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    12/10/09

    In reply to Gossip, Girl
    Do people actually take Paper Magazine seriously? I know I don't.
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