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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    12/16/09

    In reply to Which is Witch?
    I have a lot of rachmones for these girls. No matter how fancy they dress, how much money they spend on their clothing, they will never resemble adult women. The men they attract must be horrific.

    When one's purse trumps ones head in majesty, it is just a tragic day.
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    12/16/09

    In reply to Which is Witch?
    Put these two in a wine press and squeeze really hard and you don't get a shot glass' worth of anything keeping.

    Their talent? Parlaying their insurmountable advantage of being born in a time when mediocrity (that is the most generous use of the word I can muster) is celebrated as being noteworthy.

    Take away that advantage and what do you have? Two more counter-girls at the make-up counter at Target, spritzing you with the latest scent.
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    12/16/09

    @TheSometimesWhy: I can't believe I'm about to defend not one but two of the Olsen twins but... for people who dress so badly in real life, their Elizabeth & James clothing line is made of awesome. Love it.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/16/09

    @Atilla the Bun: I'm glad you did it so I didn't have to, but yeah--the girls, or at least Ashley, certainly have some design talent if nothing else.
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    12/16/09

    @Atilla the Bun: Dear woman, as someone devoted to dressing badly in life (it's just easier that way, trust me--I've done the research), I appreciate your insight. Keep in mind, the twins have thus far neglected the middle-aged male demographic for purposes of their fashion line.

    This is an understandable/forgivable omission. Although my sources tell me they have in the works what is tentatively being called their "Frik and Frak Line" of clothing, which gives men like me a reason to live, if not to hope.

    Yours in haute couture,

    TheSometimesWhy
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    12/16/09

    @DahlELama: Dear Dahl, Please see the above-post.

    All the best and then some,

    TheSometimesWhy
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    12/16/09

    In reply to Which is Witch?
    Nine? That's the combined score, right?
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    Image of manchops manchops
    12/16/09

    In reply to Which is Witch?
    oh, flame away at me, but I love the olsen girls. I find their fashion to be rather fun (yes, I alone loved garbage chic) and think they're brilliant business women.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    12/16/09

    In reply to Which is Witch?
    Moppets take Manhattan
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    Image of HenryLovesFonzie HenryLovesFonzie
    12/16/09

    In reply to Which is Witch?
    "I fired her because it isn't THAT HARD to be my stylist. I can wear a rug and still look fucking great."
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/16/09

    In reply to Which is Witch?
    It was a lot easier with Schwarzenegger and DeVito.
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    Image of N.Bells N.Bells
    12/16/09

    In reply to Which is Witch?
    Ashley's on the right with those terrible eyebrows
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/16/09

    @N.Bells: They do need a little work. She looks like a tiny blonde Groucho Marx.
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    Image of sorryicecream sorryicecream
    12/16/09

    In reply to Which is Witch?
    i think it's ashley on the left, MK on the right. in junior high my friend and i would page through an MK and A calender we both had and would figure out which twin was which. i guess i am rusty...and no longer 13.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    12/16/09

    @sorryicecream:

    They have yet to earn the right to separate identities.
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    Image of cocodevaux cocodevaux
    12/16/09

    In reply to Which is Witch?
    why'd she bring a trapper keeper to the premiere?
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    12/16/09

    In reply to Which is Witch?
    The right-hand Olsen looks like a baby Yak.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/16/09

    In reply to Which is Witch?
    Dammit, just when I was getting good at this...I call MK as the harlequin.
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    Image of EleanorRigby EleanorRigby
    12/16/09

    @DahlELama: You win a jacket woven from gum wrappers.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/31/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Biden was the most inscrutable choice, ever, for VP. Instead of "change" Obama brought out an old hack, who had trouble with both truth telling, even during the campaign, and with inserting his foot into his mouth. Oh, to know what kind of negotiation that was, to get him on the ticket---except, perhaps to allay terrified old white guys who feared a woman and a (half)black man on the ticket would bring on the apocalypse. #joebiden
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    Image of Thistledew Thistledew
    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    apparently I am in the minority, but I love Joe Biden! I think he's like the lovable Steve Urkel of the White House. He comes in, says stupid stuff, knocks shit over, and is like "Did I do that?" Oh Joe. #joebiden
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    Image of ModestProposal ModestProposal
    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Joe Biden is everything thats wrong and fucked up with congress. This dope won his seat in the Senate when he was 29 and has never had another job until being VP. He has learned about as much about how the country works from his perch in DC as Palin learned about Russia from staring at it. He is walking proof we need term limits.

    And he doesn't drink. I don't trust people who don't drink, unless they've already been alcoholics. #joebiden
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