Oh my God, am I going to have to go through CollegeHumor's crappy archives now to find out if Jake Hurwitz has ever done any other hot fauxmo pictorials?
I've seen him before and been pretty meh, but now .... somehow I suspect he's going to be in my thoughts tonight. Maybe just maybe with Levi Johnston. And a black and white hockey stick.
Looking at number 8, all I can hear is Eddie Monsoon's voice telling me "look at these cheekbones, sweetie! This entire outfit hangs on these cheekbones!"
Except in DVF's case, it's the entire crew in that photograph.
Regarding number 12 - Hurwitz is a faker and Blumenfeld, well still my beating heart but he looks like a sincere boy.
And Ricky Van Veen? Those eyes, that jawline. Swoon.
Hey Foster, though you meant this in a mocking sense, I'm sure--and I'm equally sure Nick or his human dog Gabe told you to post this garbage because they both find themselves and their kind interesting--no human being gives a shit what these media wastes did at their X-Mas party. Did Tina Brown eat vomit out of a diaper again? It's how she makes her *living*.
Also, no one has ever clicked on anything at college humor that Will Farrell wasn't doing as a favor. Ignore these humans. Ignore their videos, their tweets, their FB updates. Ignore them until they die.
Especially Tina's crap. She's a grotesque, greedy, millionaire pig who needs to share a dirt-box with Arianna Huffington.
@ian spiegelman: Au contraire -- I for one care about this exactly to the extent that any reasonably hot young guys were photographed doing sexy things to each other. But perhaps I've already made that clear.
@ian spiegelman: Ian! Hello! To be sure, neither Gabriel nor Nick instructed me to go up with this one; I quite enjoyed the site of Barry and Tina and Diane getting plastered with the Bright Young Things all on my own. Also, I get a fairly powerful shock delivered to my testicles whenever I use the old "slow news day" excuse, so let's just say I really, really enjoy combing Twitter for people's hangovers. Which...actually...I kinda do.
Ok massive party post, you win. After many weeks of pretending I'm too cool to care, I'm officially bummed I didn't get invited to any holiday parties. (Ok, the VBS one, but I was sick that night.) The sad part is, I actually bought a dress. I will wear it while I drink not-free booze alone, softly weeping.
@Jamie Peck: Lol Jamie you can wear your pretty dress to my apartment and I'll wear my Single Man party-at-Julianne-Moore's-house Tom Ford -- we can drink bourbon with True Blood in the background as we make sexy paper dolls of various media elites. Oh wait what messageboard am I on right now? Oops.
@johnny_carsick: I swear Susan Sontag once said photography is a static medium, but I think it's narrative writ eXtra Large.
See, once there was a full-color print of a pretty one in Esquire, smiling, her hair flying. Then you read she had just been asked a question about doing something great for world peace with a little bit extra for Dean Rusk, and her answer then became obvious.
Here I was convinced that No. 1 was a picture from Studio 54 "back when parties were fun," etc, and that the dude next to DVF was Steve Rubell.Damn you, hangover goggles!
12:55 AM
12/19/09
I've seen him before and been pretty meh, but now .... somehow I suspect he's going to be in my thoughts tonight. Maybe just maybe with Levi Johnston. And a black and white hockey stick.
12/19/09
12/19/09
Except in DVF's case, it's the entire crew in that photograph.
Regarding number 12 - Hurwitz is a faker and Blumenfeld, well still my beating heart but he looks like a sincere boy.
And Ricky Van Veen? Those eyes, that jawline. Swoon.
12/19/09
Also, no one has ever clicked on anything at college humor that Will Farrell wasn't doing as a favor. Ignore these humans. Ignore their videos, their tweets, their FB updates. Ignore them until they die.
Especially Tina's crap. She's a grotesque, greedy, millionaire pig who needs to share a dirt-box with Arianna Huffington.
12/19/09
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12/19/09
Although ___ did know how to get in touch with me, if they wanted to ...
12/19/09
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05:41 AM
12/19/09
12/19/09
See, once there was a full-color print of a pretty one in Esquire, smiling, her hair flying. Then you read she had just been asked a question about doing something great for world peace with a little bit extra for Dean Rusk, and her answer then became obvious.
Vietnam continued, though.
12/19/09
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12/19/09
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12/19/09
12/19/09
This is the first I'm hearing of any party.
Why wasn't I informed?
12/19/09
12/19/09
Cause I was trying to play ADnD with the guys and nobody really knew so we figured you might, eh, oh--er--sorry.
12/17/09
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