Sometimes the only way to get a handle on all the things happening in the news is through the five-seven-five-syllable form known as haiku. "Kreepie King" Jim Behrle has written his entry. Why not leave your own in comments?

Talk about coming to work on the Friday after Thanksgiving worst case scenario: a machine-gun wielding man held some Miami Herald employees hostage, forcing others to evacuate. He is now in police custody. The man was identified as Nuevo Herald (the Miami Herald's Spanish-language version) cartoonist Jose Varelas…

"Yes, Matt, it hurt when I smacked my face on the diving board. Thanks for asking."
While we're very happy that diver Chelsea Davis emerged from her cringeworthy accident with a face damaged just enough to make for a good Today interview, we have to question the show's producers — especially the one who decided…