The Lamentations of Amazon Customer Service Agents

We have brought you quite a few firsthand accounts of the misery of working for Amazon at all levels, from the corporate offices to the warehouses. Today, we bring you tales of woe from the people who answer Amazon's customer service calls.
Hotel Cancels Reservation Because of Epileptic Son's Service Dog
A North Carolina family's reservation at a Best Western in Baton Rouge, La. was canceled after the they informed the hotel that they would be bringing their epileptic son's service dog, a golden retriever named Chip, with them.
Burger King Receipt Calls Grandma a "Bitch Ass Ho," Makes Her Cry
A grandmother nearly ended up weeping into her Whopper after a Burger King employee called her and her daughter-in-law "bitch ass hoes" on a receipt.
Screaming Lady in an Apple Store Lives Out Your Inner Monologue
A woman has not regretted her consumption of an Apple product this much since the expulsion from the Garden of Eden.
Wendy's Customer Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His Hamburger
On a scale of 1 to Taylor Chapman, this gentleman barking at Wendy's employees through the drive-thru window because they accidentally put cheese on his hamburger is a solid Scott Biumi.
Dunkin' Donuts to Honor Employee Who Endured Racist Customer's Abuse
The Dunkin' Donuts employee who patiently endured the racist tirade of a singularly bad customer will be recognized for his superhuman grace under fire.
Worst Person Ever Gives Dunkin' Donuts Worker Hell Over Missing Receipt
Granted, it's only Monday, but there is no way this week is producing a worse human than this Dunkin' Donuts customer who filmed herself demanding free food because she didn't get a receipt.
Restaurant Posts Bad Tipper's Receipt Online, Calls Him a 'Cheap Jew'
A pan-Asian restaurant in Hockessin, Delaware, is attempting to rebuild its reputation after it spent the last several months attacking customers on social networks using curse words and racial slurs.
Hilarious Amazon Reviewers Take on Bic's Stupid, Sexist 'For Her' Women's Pens
For reasons we can't fathom, Bic has a line of "for her" pens — "Designed to fit comfortably in a womans hand" and with an "Attractive barrel design available in pink and purple." For reasons we can totally understand, Amazon reviewers find these pens very funny.
Stupid Clothing Store Attacked for Being Stupid
The Australian clothing store Gasp Jeans—which, if you're not familiar (or just some fashion-illiterate hobo), is "the brand behind fashion['s] newest genre 'Playful Couture'"—has become a total joke thanks to its completely idiotic way of handling a recent customer service complaint. Companies wishing to alienate the…
