<![CDATA[Gawker: cut it out]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: cut it out]]> http://gawker.com/tag/cutitout http://gawker.com/tag/cutitout <![CDATA['You Oughta Know' That Dave Coulier Knows What You Know About Him and Alanis]]> It was the rumor that rocked the 1990s: was Alanis Morissette's angry, fellatio-referencing "You Oughta Know" actually about sweet ol' Uncle Joey from Full House? It was a story that seemed just bizarre enough to be plausible. After all, Joey-essayer Dave Coulier loved ice hockey, and Morissette was Canadian! Now, prompted by the impending Comedy Central roast of Bob Saget, Coulier had a sit-down with the Calgary News where he revealed that yes, every time Alanis scratches her nails down someone else's back, he feels it:

Coulier was driving when he first heard it. "I said, 'Wow, this girl is angry.' And then I said, 'Oh man, I think it's Alanis.' . . . I listened to the song over and over again, and I said, 'I think I have really hurt this person.'"

"I tried to contact her and I finally got a hold of her. And at the same time, the press was calling and saying, 'You want to comment on this song?' I called her and I said, 'Hi. Uh, what do you want me to say?' And she said, 'You can say whatever you want.'"

Coulier apologized and then, at a loss for words, made a series of hilarious duck noises, finally asking Morissette, "Hey Alanis — do you think Paul from The Wonder Years was actually Marilyn Manson?"

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]]> http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5037001&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Insane State of Body Issues Drama Apparently Google's Fault]]> "The watershed moment for bodysnarking, Ms. Redd says, came a few years ago when Google introduced its advertising program AdSense. 'The program allowed sites to track pages viewed and make ad revenue based on the number of visitors. [Blogger] Perez Hilton realized that nobody cared about his personal shopping trips; they cared when he posted pictures comparing Britney's private parts to a roast beef sandwich.' The masses had spoken: Bodysnarking was now a revenue generator." [WSJ]

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