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    Image of randomnessish randomnessish
    09/15/09

    In reply to Baby Seals: The Silent Killer
    Well, let's hope the baby seal never acquired a taste for mammal flesh...or else someone may end up missing a hand.
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    09/15/09

    In reply to Baby Seals: The Silent Killer
    This isn't the first time William Shatner was attacked by a dangerous beast. He was never able to fight off the hairy rodent that attached itself to the top of his head and remains there to this day.
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    09/15/09

    In reply to Baby Seals: The Silent Killer
    "We've had experiences before where a 300-pound animal is just looking to play and then starts holding people underwater for too long.

    Yeah, "we've" had those experiences too. They're called "swing parties at the Peoria Hot Tub Club."
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    09/15/09

    @heartbreakturnip: You just made me giggle at my desk for a good while.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    09/15/09

    In reply to Baby Seals: The Silent Killer
    it's awesome how dogs do the dog paddle, and how seals swim like seals
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    09/15/09

    In reply to Baby Seals: The Silent Killer
    I'm staying away - "Murdered by Lovable Seal" is exactly the kind of obituary I'm gonna end up with, so why go looking for it?
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    09/15/09

    In reply to Baby Seals: The Silent Killer
    Nobody can say no to Captain Kirk.
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    09/15/09

    In reply to Baby Seals: The Silent Killer
    "Cutie patootie, or aquatic psychotic?"
    but why do we have to choose?
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