Wiping one's ass with a Faberge' egg is totally overrated. You wouldn't believe the hemmorhoids. But at least they're artistically tapered and rather sparkly.
These matters have consequences! Impressionable sorts watch the teevees. Why, I remember when Hockey was like Rockefeller Center come the holidays, and now just look at it. It all began with The Real World that year they paired a Black swaggoon with a virginal southern belle. And then there was that loose cannon personality disorder, which brings us right back to the Puck.
High school girls' soccer will be next. "When there's storms the sea'll be looking for your parlor." - Kerouac
@iplaudius: I always thought Tinsley Mortimer was a character he made up. Now that I know Tinsley is a real name I'm furious my parents didn't give it to me. It sounds so sparkly and uppercrusty.
Just finished and saw the preview for next week. So basically, we have a kid who whores himself out=Lauren on Melrose; a chick whose life gets ruined by a picture message=Annie on 90210; a nice, innocent boy who will obviously get sucked into a not-so-innocent world=Jonah on Melrose; and a brunette sidekick who can't act=Vanessa on Gossip Girl. Go CW!
Watching it now, and definitely enjoyng it more than I expected. Sara Paxton, who I've only ever seen as Rachel Witchburn in Sydney White, is considerably more likeable than I'd imagined she would be, and Mischa Barton seems like a minor character who's basically playing herself without realizing it. Plus, Raina's bro is played by Casey from As The World Turns, which is especially weird because the last guy to play Casey is on Vampire Diaries. Strange.
I felt tingly-warm all over last night for two reasons :
1. Because Tyra taught me how to SMIZE (smile with my eyes);
2. The first 30 minutes of Beautiful Life unfolded like a male version of Valley of the Dolls, with the farm boy as Anne Welles.
Didn't watch this. Was wincing at Ronnie Devoe's part in the Poison knock-off during Glee: Show about songs they will butcher, but cutely.
Nawr, don't recap it. BECAUSE BRIAN THERE'S SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE TO RECAP. Just do it, dude.
(And Vampire Diaries. I didn't hate it last week. Will tune in tonight to see if it still satisfies my no Twilight, ever/less weird than True Blood fix.)
@Spirit Fingers: I didn't hate Vampire Diaries either, but I didn't love it.
As for SYTYCD, it is one of my absolute favorites, but i HATE the audition process, so I'm currently ignoring it. Though I'm glad Nigel finally gayed it up a little bit last night.
@Brian Moylan: Yeah. I'm trying to give Vamp Die (Heh. It'll catch on like Fetch, no really, it will.) a chance, but while the Stefan kid is sexy, he's no broody, Boreanaz. (Oh, how I loved Angel, damn.) But...but he has the right feel, so far. The long lost, rogue vamp brother business just may be over-cheese, but maybe not. The actual scenes with the diary...blow. Not good since that's the whole theme and stuff.
Yes, yes, I'll allow you to ignore the audition stuff for SYTYCD, but once the meat-n-potatoes start there friend, I'd like to see some heavy critique of the fall batch, and vivid imagery of how we'd all like to suffocate Mary Murphy with one of her damnable trains.
So I know this is the CW and there must be some suspension of disbelief, but there were so many unrealistic things about this show. These people do not look like models, no way "Raina" is 16, model apartments are not massive brownstones where almost everyone has their own room, and these people would be doing way more drugs than was shown. Otherwise, it's great and I'll keep watching.
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High school girls' soccer will be next. "When there's storms the sea'll be looking for your parlor." - Kerouac
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1. Because Tyra taught me how to SMIZE (smile with my eyes);
2. The first 30 minutes of Beautiful Life unfolded like a male version of Valley of the Dolls, with the farm boy as Anne Welles.
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Nawr, don't recap it. BECAUSE BRIAN THERE'S SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE TO RECAP. Just do it, dude.
(And Vampire Diaries. I didn't hate it last week. Will tune in tonight to see if it still satisfies my no Twilight, ever/less weird than True Blood fix.)
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As for SYTYCD, it is one of my absolute favorites, but i HATE the audition process, so I'm currently ignoring it. Though I'm glad Nigel finally gayed it up a little bit last night.
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Yes, yes, I'll allow you to ignore the audition stuff for SYTYCD, but once the meat-n-potatoes start there friend, I'd like to see some heavy critique of the fall batch, and vivid imagery of how we'd all like to suffocate Mary Murphy with one of her damnable trains.
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My take-away from what I saw: Ashton wanted to say that he didn't do any 'gay stuff' when he was modeling.
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