Teenage Girl Hacks Friend's Fingers Off With Ax in Satanical Sacrifice

A teenager is in police custody after she allegedly took a 10-year-old friend on a playdate from hell last week.

A teenager is in police custody after she allegedly took a 10-year-old friend on a playdate from hell last week.
An artist who is covered from head to toe in tattoos is poised to come in third in the upcoming Czech presidential elections, to the surprise of many — but not his compatriots.
The Czechs take their presidential security a bit less seriously than we do in the U.S. Above is a video of some dude just walking up to Czech President Vaclav Klaus at a public event this past Friday and shooting in the arm a half-dozen times with a toy gun. What's more, Klaus' security entourage let him walk away,…
The Czech bank Komerční Banka isn't just "a universal bank providing a wide range of services in retail, corporate and investment banking"—it's also a place where you can have satisfying sexual experiences, as this ad proves. The woman featured here just opened up a bank account that charges a low maintenance fee.…
Everybody say "dobry den" (that's "hello") to SuperVaclav (not to be confused with Super Vaclav, or OtherVaclav)—the Czech Republic's latest superhero, and the only one we know of whose primary superpower involves smearing dog poop on impolite dog walkers and then running away before he gets his ass kicked.
Czech president Vaclav Klaus embarrassed his country by stealing a pen during an official signing ceremony. But the Czech people have risen up admirably to mock him: More than 5,000 Czechs have signed up on Facebook to mail Klaus pens. According to the Facebook page, participants will send the presidential office…
[Two polar bears fight at the Prague Zoo in the Czech Republic. Image via AP]
McDonald's just introduced a brand new line of New York-themed sandwiches at their locations throughout the Czech Republic.
North Korea might be allowed to pay off its Cold War-era debts to the Czech Republic in ginseng root. Because really, what else can North Korea offer? Next time I'm short on rent, I'm paying in Five-Hour Energy.