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souldecirce
04/20/09

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"black, evil, smokes of Detroit"? Racist.
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Rumpelstilskin
04/20/09

@souldecirce: "I haven't been this hungry since the pajama fire." Someone please 'splain.
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Spirit Fingers
04/20/09

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I never tire of your referencing Picture Perfect as an actual movie of Godawfulness. That is what you were doing there, right?

Also, have you forgotten The Object of My Affection? In that one she's preggers and in love with a man who can never truly love her, all things she desperately strives to be!

Her next movie is called The Baster.

IMDB synopsis: An unmarried 40-year-old woman turns to a turkey baster in order to become pregnant. Seven years later, she reunites with her best friend, who has been living with a secret: he replaced her preferred sperm sample with his own.

Too sad to be for reals.
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misslinda
04/20/09

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That Kelly chick is having some age issues. She has the maturity of a 23-year-old college student (college on the 6 year plan!), the face of a 53-year-old, and the legs of a 6-year-old giraffe.
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lawyergay
04/20/09

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The owl pendant looks like a terrified octopus in a blender...and, for that matter, so does Kelly Bensimon.
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Nesbiteme
04/20/09

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Why it looks as if that women is having a cock fight in her cleavage!
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CaptainFantastic
04/20/09

@Nesbiteme: If they touch, it's gay.
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Tom Jordache died for your sins
04/20/09

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There is no such thing as a 24 year old financier. That's just a spoiled rich kid.
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CaptainFantastic
04/20/09

@Tom Jordache died for your sins: Hearted.
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crotchety
04/20/09

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Is that the hotly contested owl pendant design shown right there in that photo? If so I don't think Celeste Greenberg need worry she's missing out on too much revenue from that design.
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FormerEnglishMajor
04/20/09

@crotchety: I'd ask for money NOT to have my name associated with that design.
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FriendOfBobby
04/20/09

@FormerEnglishMajor:
I bought one of those from a thrift shop in 1990. And I'm pretty sure my mom wore on in the 1970s.
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If_I_Had_a_Poodle
04/20/09

@crotchety: i was thinking someone took one of those plastic owl pigeon scarecrow things from someone's terrace. meh.
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cupcakes
04/20/09

@FriendOfBobby: My mom too. But she always makes a point to declare that hers was cute and this one is ugly. You win, mom.
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