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    Dakota Fanning Carefully Studies Teen Mating Habits
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    04/28/09

    In reply to Dakota Fanning Carefully Studies Teen Mating Habits
    Poor Dakota... She's pretty, successful, doesn't seem like a brat. And she still got stuck going to the prom with a giant nerd dressed like the Good Humor Man.
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    04/28/09

    In reply to Dakota Fanning Carefully Studies Teen Mating Habits
    is that one girl wearing a bedsheet? maybe it's my eyes but everyone be looking very white...
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    04/28/09

    @gooshwa: It's the Expeditionary Force for the invasion fleet from Planet Honkey.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    04/28/09

    In reply to Dakota Fanning Carefully Studies Teen Mating Habits
    Wait - isn't Dakota Fanning like 12 or 13? How can she go to a prom??


    Whatever. I wish her well. She's a great actor, and seems nice.

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    04/28/09

    In reply to Dakota Fanning Carefully Studies Teen Mating Habits
    The kid in the knit cap at prom is always gonna be the wild card.
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    04/28/09

    In reply to Dakota Fanning Carefully Studies Teen Mating Habits
    Why was I not cc'd on the memo that went around America saying that we've made the collective decision to drop the article "the" from prom? Does that make me an old? If so, get off my damn lawn already.


    Honestly, I don't know what hell is going on anymore.

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    Image of ShravantiBeetle ShravantiBeetle
    04/28/09

    I'm pretty sure that doesnt make you old, I'm pretty sure it makes you from New England. I went from thinking it was "the prom" to college in the midwest where I was made fun of for it.
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    04/28/09

    @TableNine: It's our creeping globalization. Excuse me now, while I go to toilet.
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    04/28/09

    @ShravantiBeetle: I'm from New England and I called it 'the prom' too. But then that was eventually beaten out of me by time and history and TV, so now I call it "going to prom." And it's sad.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    04/28/09

    @BadUncle: speaking as the parent of a not-quite-toilet-trained 5 year old (don't even ask), 'toilet' has become a verb, too.
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    04/28/09

    @TableNine: I suppose if we're going to drop the definite article, we should capitalize it to 'Prom.' But then, in grad school, i was the Grammar Grouch, so what do i know.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    04/28/09

    @TableNine:


    "What about prom, Blaine? WHAT ABOUT PROM?"


    I need to whine that at least once a week, so thank you for providing an opportunity.


    And no one from New England drops the "the" even now...

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    04/28/09

    In reply to Dakota Fanning Carefully Studies Teen Mating Habits
    I work on a college campus. I wouldn't mind studying teen mating habits. Wait...does that make me sound pervy?
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    Image of moochyshuckworth moochyshuckworth
    04/28/09

    In reply to Dakota Fanning Carefully Studies Teen Mating Habits
    But did she drunkenly/awkwardly lose her v-card to her date at her friends house afterwards?
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    04/28/09

    @moochyshuckworth: See last tag.
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    04/28/09

    @Richard Lawson: last tag = amazingtown
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    04/28/09

    In reply to Dakota Fanning Carefully Studies Teen Mating Habits
    Please tell me the kid in the white hat is her date.
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    04/28/09

    @Mount_Prion: That kid just became a celebrity.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    04/28/09

    @Richard Lawson: Like the Aussie who wouldn't take his sunglasses off.
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    04/28/09

    In reply to Dakota Fanning Carefully Studies Teen Mating Habits
    It's so refreshing to see a Hollywood teenager behave like a normal teenager and not mugging away and whatever, trying to behave like some 30 year old. Savor it, Dakota. 30 will come soon enough.
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    04/28/09

    @rubyruby: I wouldn't go back to my teen years for anything. Up or down, the 30s have been fantastic. The teen years? Not so much.
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    04/28/09

    In reply to Dakota Fanning Carefully Studies Teen Mating Habits
    Dude with the bepom-pommed knit cap is her date?
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    04/28/09

    @bytememehard: i want him taken out and beaten senseless, stat.
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    04/28/09

    In reply to Dakota Fanning Carefully Studies Teen Mating Habits
    She looks about as happy as I was to go to my prom.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    04/28/09

    @Cheap Shot: Since it's not really a party unless someone ends up sobbing in the bathroom, i'm guessing that was your role?
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    04/28/09

    @Hydroceph: I was Passed Out Guy Face Down on the Beach! woo woo!
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    04/28/09

    @BadUncle: A (formerly best) friend's date was Sobbing In The Bathroom, so for some reason i was trying to be the Grown-Up and make people behave themselves. Such a waste of time.
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    04/28/09

    @Hydroceph: I was the 'Guy who Got Drunk with Sober Ex-Girlfriend Driving Me in my Dad's Battle-ac!'
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    Image of robotwaste robotwaste
    04/28/09

    @Cheap Shot: All I ever wanted was to get laid at prom. It never happened. I wonder if my wife and I are too old to crash a prom and go fuck in the parking lot after wards.
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    04/28/09

    @robotwaste: That is actually one of the most original 'spice up our sex life' ideas I have ever heard. So Back To The Future!
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    Image of HurtsSoGood HurtsSoGood
    04/28/09

    @Cheap Shot: Or just hold a prom for grown-ups who missed out. With blackjack. And hookers.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    04/28/09

    @robotwaste: god, no kidding, and with the guys i saw dancing with each other, it might've happened, too. Sigh. There but for cowardice went i.
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